Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[Kowani]

How the hell did the democrats/the pollsters fuck this up so much?

Nate Silver learned nothing

he is now Nate Bronze

[Farnhamia]

Nanatsu said "Getting rid of the Trumps."

I wish there was a vaccine for that.

Measles, Trumps, and Rubella?

[Borderlands of Rojava]

2020 ought to be turned into a video game.

Two difficulties - "Hard" and "Cthulhu Designed This Difficulty"

[Cordel One]

Why am I seeing exactly 0 news outlets reporting the Maricopa ballot drop?

they're processing the 10,000 fake ballots I just mailed in.

[The Huskar Social Union]

ABC NEWS CALLS NEVADA FOR BIDEN

I was a bad boy so this is applicable, made me lol

[Tranzoria]

Occidens Praseodymia is a puppet of Praseodymia.

/Skip

Totally forgot about this one.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Your accountant is a provo?

I don't know, he's a very troubled man with a complicated relationship with oranges.

[Sanghyeok]

It'll be like #RESIST but from the Alt-Right trying to make Biden look like a badass Maoist

I for one look forward to the advent of Marxism-Leninism-Bidenism.

[Sanghyeok]

All of the religions are correct, people have their own beliefs, and we shouldn't judge them for it.

I'm so glad you feel that way. Surely you won't mind then that Tezcatlipoca requires another sacrifice.

[Heloin]

Interesting definition. Here's an alternative.

In any case, tell me that this doesn't ring true of the election as it happened.

Maybe the real pollsters are the friends we made along the way?

Has anyone made any friends in this thread?

The real friends were the anxiety and sleep deprivation we made along the way!

[Reploid Productions]

Why am I not surprised that one ended up here?

[Heloin]

Why am I not surprised that one ended up here?

You spoke what we all knew was true in our hearts.

[The Restored Danelaw]

Truly a response of someone who often finds themselves in polite company

Frankly? I wish this was true, but no, that's not it. They're shy because supporting Trump is, for good reason and justifiably, not seen as a good thing in polite company and they know it.

bullshit

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'm convinced Nevada is purposely withholding the winner simply for the notoriety. I mean, outside of Vegas and Reno what else does Nevada have going for it?

The Courier is probably just finishing some side quests before triggering the final quest.

[Cannot think of a name]

Alleghany County (PA) military ballots go 4-1 for Biden

Wow, how many lights at the end of the tunnel are gonna be trains for the Republicans?

[Tinhampton]

looks like puppets and shitpost nations are the ones getting ejected. as long as doesn't become super arbitrary (like the marsupial meme) and as long as it doesn't become too overzealous, it's not an issue.

Spot on Syl.

I’ve had about two or three nations telegram me after ejection out of hundreds of ones booted. Funniest one was from a nation called E002 who said they weren’t a puppet. No comeback from them when I pointed out they were part of a sequence going E001, E002, E003..... E009.

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Context: Click on the spoiler that reads "disclaimer."

Neoliberalism is controversial, of course. What has it done for living standards? What about wealth inequality? And the relationship between nations?

However, you can agree that neoliberalism is without a doubt the greatest ideology devised in modern history. Removing price controls, lowering regulation, increasing trade and free trade in particular, as well as decreasing government intervention in some economies has proven to yield results. Under neoliberalist policies, neoliberal fans claim the GDP per capita has increased, living standards have also been raised drastically, and reduces poverty. Also, neoliberalism has helped improved consumer's purchasing power and ability to buy cheaper goods, which some say also helps commoners. Finally, neoliberalism leads to greater political freedoms, as we have seen several countries becoming more democratic over the years.

However, that is simply one argument, and you should express your opinions below.

This nation belongs to Sanghyeok

viewtopic.php?p=37893933&sid=6347721c310fcc68b5a23972959755dc#p37893933

I think the situation is in his favour and the overall trajectory will not be overturned, therefore I am forced to make this post praising neoliberalism. This post represents 0% of my actual views, but I am arguing with effort.

[Cannot think of a name]

The Trump campaign holds the press conference at a landscaping business next door to a sex shop...?

Well both have the tools to perform landscaping...

Well both have the tools to perform landscaping...

And if you need to service your hoe...

[Nuroblav]

Dish of the Day: My Life

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Add a pinch of salt. It tastes a little flat.

[Cannot think of a name]

Guys, Trump is living the 2020 experience.

He got Covid, lost his job, and now he's getting evicted.

[Cannot think of a name]

Did they make that runway long so Biden would have to jog, like "See, I'm healthy, I can jog and everything..."

That's not the awesome, these responses combined are:

It was like a WWE entrance.

*Bad to the Bone starts playing as Biden's mic goes out.*

Jim Ross: "What's happening, Oh my God, Oh My God, It's JO JORGENSON WITH A CHAIR!"

[Trollzyn the Infinite]

I hope he does

He won't, he lost and rather than take it on a chin he's shown naked contempt for the process and voters. He's lost his shine and the more he kicks and wails the more people can tell. Pence is hiding in a closet somewhere because he recognize Trumps political career is done and he doesn't want to get any loser on him.

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[Nakena]

Aaanyway. If we could all kindly forget my Epic Sax Man induced delusion, I'd be greatful.

Carry on.

Oh, is there a term for outgoing Presidents, like with 'President Elect' for incoming ones?

President-Eject.

[Nuroblav]

STAGES OF GRIEF

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[Kowani]

All of the states aren't 100% in yet, but it looks to me that Donald Trump would've won this year if the Libertarian candidate wasn't on the ballot and most of that vote went to Trump. He would've won PA, GA, WI, and AZ. Enough for 289. Biden would've won NV and MI regardless, however.

In a way, the election was stolen from Trump, just not by Biden or illegitimately.

237,000 old people votes would probably have helped him too.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

"For just 10 cents a day, you could make an abandoned animals life become so much more"
*changes channel while sipping beef stew*