Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[Tinhampton]

Communism never existed in the USSR, it was a transitionary state that got hijacked by oligarchs and dictators. Same thing with China.

Amazing how that always happens with Communist states. Maybe we should take it as a sign that the ideology is complete nonsense at best, unbelievably destructive to human life on average, and outright suicidal at worst?

It is incredibly realistic of NS to make it impossible to have a good economy as a Communist nation as it is based on simple facts.

[Pangurstan]

Who'd of thought that a global pandemic would be so awful that statues would start dropping dead.

[Tinhampton]

That's okay, once you guys finish the illuminati roundtable discussion I'll respect whatever you come up with.

We're not Illuminati.

We're trans-dimensional space lizards.

Why do you think my office is within walking distance of the Giza pyramids?

SIGGED:

If an enchantress made it so one raid could bring about world peace, Unibot would ask raiders to just sign a petition instead.

[Lillorainen]

Given how his career, social obligations and common decency laws are all things which exist, it is inevitable for Ethel to wear pants more often than he wants to admit.

[Tinhampton]

oh?

Let me inform you of something. National's deputy leader, Nikki Kaye, has been elected on the merit that National is a "broad church" and a "party for all New Zealanders".

She voted in favour of abortion reforms allowing the child to be aborted almost up until birth - so did Labour.
She voted in favour of assisted suicide - so did Labour.
She voted in favour of same-sex marriage - so did Labour.
She voted in favour of marijuana legalisation - so did Labour.
She voted in favour of the nation's largest ever gun reforms - so did Labour.
She has indicated that she would vote in favour of anti-hate speech laws, as will Labour.

If you want to consider yourselves opposition, why the hell are you putting candidates in the senior management team who hold exactly the same views as the government? That's my question to National and the reason I want them to lose.

How do mods enforce a DOS? Can't people just go on a different device?

They read people's minds to tell if they're DOS, and if they're DOS the mods send in a drone strike.

[Pangurstan]

There's a statue in my town dedicated to someone whom the statue claims "invented wireless." The status is a nonsensical depiction of a faceless man with an eagle resting on his scalp, upon which are written the words "To Treat Men Of All Faiths."

I think we should replace all founding fathers statues with clones of this statue.

Al Gore is such a forgotten founding father

[Andsed]

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Godzilla is a bitch who cant handle the STAVKA

I don''t think this needs any context. It is just funny.

[Neanderthaland]

Better thread title:
CAN CANZUK work? Or would it ZUK?

I think the topic has shifted slightly since then.

I don't think we're in CANZUK anymore.

[Cisairse]

A good start. Now, if Puerto Rico becomes a state, then that would bring in some good PR for the American government.

[Tinhampton]

Even in the current climate we haven't yet reached the realm of inclusivity-based compulsory friendship.

Soon, perhaps!

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just dropping in to say that steelseries headsets are garbage and for that reason alone Farkasfalka must be destroyed

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Thread title: "Who had nuclear fallout for june?"

I had giant meteor, dammit I lose.

One almost-split later...

Let’s hope we all survive to celebrate Christmas.

No problem, I've scheduled the asteroid impact for Boxing Day.

[Nakena]

Scrolling down the pictures in this BBC article, and notice this picture:

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Dafuq?

[Xmara]

About Ken Ham:

What a shame, hams are usually so delicious.

I suppose eating him is one possible solution to the problem.

EDIT:

I suppose eating him is one possible solution to the problem.

A whole ham?

Sounds like a hamful.

[The Two Jerseys]

Daily reminder that Holodomor was not an accident.

Accident no. But definitively unavoidable. By that point in time Russia was going to starve one way or the other. The Communists only did the pragmatic thing and diverted the starvation in such a way that least harmed their rule. Its basically the trolley problem only in communist and with grain instead of a railroad.

[Voxija]

You seem to be labouring under the delusion that a virus is capable of caring about your political affiliation.

[Nooooooooooooooo]

"Attention all students, please do ignore the Mexican guy climbing the side of the school with a grappling hook. Should this warning be ignored, prepare to suffer the consequences... Vive Medici"

That thread ceased to exist, so that's why it links to here.

[Tinhampton]

In response to McGirt v. Oklahoma:

Quick Oklahomans, open up some casinos while you can!

[West Leas Oros 2]

This thread looks fun.

[Atheris]

Lead Ambassador Germaine Athena “Mercy De Herzhafter Schutzengel” Sylvi Angelina Zoe Sophia Jen Alanna Rx J. Hailie Ziegler Halls Constance Pauletta Ginevra Lola Lauran Ambra Tschanz: Well, that is certainly a bummer. Stay Puft, my friends, and don't let the doe hit you on the way out!

A deer? A female deer?

[West Leas Oros 2]

Context: a nation announced its departure from the WA, and the incredible IC responses soon followed.

"And therefore your office supplies are forfeit, and thus soon to be property of the Imperium..."

"Hey now. At least let the Empire get the Ballpoint Pens."

[Tinhampton]

don't make these threads political.

It's literally a political thread on a political forum.

[Kowani]

I was going to say something but then I saw you were an AnCap and started laughing.

[Cisairse]

anarcho-von habsburgism

[Tinhampton]

We getting two shots a year instead of one.

You have 2 arms. Get both at the same time.

[Atheris]

You have 2 arms. Get both at the same time.

But needles oofie ouchie

[Atheris]

Now Ebola? That was a killer. Think we'll ever figure out how to get that one airborne?

You can get it airborne by spraying it in an aerosol. Kind of like you can teach pigs to fly by launching them from a trebuchet. I just don't know why you would want to.