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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2020 12:23 pm
by Heloin
Celritannia wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
That’s why Luzy’s skepticism is warranted. With NK, one can never be 100% certain. I’ve seen claims of him being brain dead, dead, or just in ICU but conscious. Last I saw, Seoul was trying to confirm the news but they hadn’t been able to.

I’d suggest people wait for official confirmation. Kim may not be dead, or he is. It’s anybody’s guess at this point.


Schrodinger's Dear Leader.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2020 2:29 pm
by Tinhampton
The Church of Satan wrote:
Drop Your Pants wrote:The other thing to note is NPO branches into many different games, we're not just limited to NS. As has been seen in the past, players can be called from different games in a pinch. Doubt CCD has those resources to call on.

I can't help but wonder what players from other games think when the NPO calls them over here.

Enthusiasm: Alright! I could use some excitement!
Apathy: I'll go but I won't like it.
Frustration: Ugh! I can't believe I have to go over there...again!

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:
Jutsa wrote:... CWAAAAAAAAA


You cwalled?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2020 4:19 pm
by Luziyca
Gormwood wrote:Why anyone would want to tapdance on a minefield covered in red dots trying to shag Kim Yo-Jong is beyond me.

Gormwood wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:She is smoking hot.

You will be too if you say the wrong thing to her or forget something and she has you blown out of an AA gun. And of course the free gift samples of Chanel VX.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2020 4:39 pm
by Nakena
Salus Maior wrote:A person who knows how to grill properly is way more fun to be around than someone who can recite political ideology by heart.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:06 am
by The Huskar Social Union
Juristonia wrote:You'd have to be Stretch Armstrong to have the reach needed to consider weeaboo hate speech or a racist slur.


Made me laugh.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:50 pm
by Tinhampton
Soled wrote:I live in Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Laniakea Supercluster, Observable Universe, Existence.


Chan Island wrote:
Soled wrote:I live in Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Laniakea Supercluster, Observable Universe, Existence.


But in the Simulation or Reality? :p

Regarding the WA's abortion debate:
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:OOC: I swear by the year 2400 CE, when the USS Enterprise cruises amongst the stars we will be opening every WA meeting with a ceremonious vote on the repeal of GA286 (if by some miraculous event NS is still ongoing that is).


Prydania wrote:
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:OOC: I swear by the year 2400 CE, when the USS Enterprise cruises amongst the stars we will be opening every WA meeting with a ceremonious vote on the repeal of GA286 (if by some miraculous event NS is still ongoing that is).

"The WA opens its session with the ceremonial voting down of a repeal for GA286. How this tradition began is a mystery to scholars, though the event draws tourists from all over the NS Multiverse."

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:09 pm
by Myfanwyski
ok- i wrote the first bit- but it contextualizes the response

Myfanwyski wrote:After losing my glasses I fumble on the keyboard and inadvertently write....


Fatatatutti wrote:... the complete works of William Shakespeare. Take that, monkeys!

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:12 pm
by Tinhampton
Written about thirty minutes ago. Awesome due to historicity:
Reploid Productions wrote:Holy crap that was an impressive multipost, I don't think I've seen an icosapost since the old pre-Jolt forum days! Duplicate copies removed, thread towed to the correct forum.

PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2020 5:30 pm
by Nakena
Bombadil wrote:Entirely reasonable, and the truth is that if everyone undertook basic, reasonable measures there'd be no need for mandatory anything, laws are only required for unreasonable people.

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2020 5:46 am
by Rojava Free State
Pasong Tirad wrote:Imagine my disappoint - and a lack of shock, if we're being honest - to come back and find a thread titled "Are all Nazis racists?"

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2020 10:11 am
by Galloism
The Black Forrest wrote:
Galloism wrote:
Are you whatabouting on the whataboutism?

Weird.


Says the guy using whataboutism as well.

PostPosted: Sun May 03, 2020 7:16 pm
by Nakena
Luminesa wrote:The only way I'll talk directly to the Devil is from inside of a M4A3E8 76 mm armed Sherman tank with a rosary in my hand. This is real DOOM hours.

PostPosted: Mon May 04, 2020 10:26 pm
by Kowani
Bassoe wrote:Does proximity to the Devil cause crosses to melt? Because if so, I've got an idea.

A water tank. The tank contains multiple tantalum hafnium carbide crucifixes and is hooked up to a turbine generator to use the steam produced to generate electricity. While the Devil waits for me to decide if I'll sell my soul (which I won't. Sell my soul or make a decision), the tank is assembled around them.

Basically pic related but remove the reactor vessel and stick the Devil and crosses into the steam generator tank.

(Image)

Free and environmentally friendly power!

Also, now that I know the Devil exist and all that implies, I'm converting as soon as possible, ten percent of the electricity sales money is getting tithed and I'll run tours of the plant to show off a captive Devil as proof of all that implies to skeptics.

So that's my soul saved (in reality, due to lack of evidence for the divine I'm a agnostic but with a genuine Devil I've got proof otherwise), probably a bunch of other souls also saved (other people with the same logic I had after seeing the Devil), charity gets massive donations and there's now a partial solution to the energy crisis. A complete solution if more demons can be summoned.

PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2020 5:04 am
by Tinhampton
Sanctaria wrote:
Australian rePublic wrote:Not only does it incentivise everyone to stay home and write issues for some unknown prize


What Could I Win?
Winners will gain the opportunity to join the team of Issue Editors. The top ten finalists will also be revealed in a follow-up News announcement after the deadline.


At this point I'd like to add that reading and comprehension are also important abilities for a wannabe Editor to have.

On Ruth Bader Ginsburg:
Greed and Death wrote:
Green October Z wrote:Never heard of her until reading the OP. Regardless, I hope she will be okay.

Maybe you know her by her judicial pen name Notorious RBG ?

Also, this entire thread.

PostPosted: Wed May 06, 2020 12:00 pm
by Window Land
Jerzylvania wrote:
Cisairse wrote:
cmon man let the Justin! energy flow through you


You can stick a fork in a toaster a lot easier and get the same effect.

Moving right along...

A Monmouth poll of the general election released today finds in a two way race Biden 50% Trump 41%

The poll also had a three way race, results: Biden 47% Trump 40% Amash 5%

Note the Monmouth general election poll is ranked A+ by 538.

PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2020 11:59 pm
by Tinhampton
Sundiata wrote:
The Great-German Empire wrote:How are elected leaders who begin their tenure at relatively young ages going to spend the rest of their lives?

Probably in service to somebody. It might be the Devil, it might be the Lord, but it'll certainly be somebody.

PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2020 6:54 am
by The Huskar Social Union
An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Proving that for true Britishness, you need to go deeper.


That was an Easter Egg Hunt the kids won't ever forget.


context:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:

Nine creme eggs?

Anus of a legend.

PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2020 1:03 am
by Tinhampton
The Free Joy State wrote:
Sundiata wrote:With respect to males, manliness is akin to saintliness. That is to say, the more saintly you become, the more manly you are.

"Manliness is saintliness"... what a way to elevate the male sex to almost godlike levels. By portraying men as saints, it automatically places women as everlasting penitents cowering at the aspect of their heavenly countenance.

To answer the OP, manhood means one thing: one was born with a penis (and identifies oneself as male), or one was not born with a penis (and identifies as male).

The notion of a "true man" is nothing more than archaic bull. Men can be hard-headed, hard-drinking and career-oriented (as can women); men can be softer, home-oriented and great with kids (as can women). Men can love art and music and dance (as can women). Men can be any mix of the above (as can women).

To put either gender in a box sells both genders short.


Also, this entire thread.

PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2020 1:02 am
by Nakena
The Iron Wizards of Blacktower wrote:Once the sin against God was the greatest sin; but God died, and these sinners died with him. To sin against the earth is now the most dreadful thing. It is not your sin -- it is your moderation that cries to heaven; your very sparingness in sin cries to heaven!

PostPosted: Mon May 11, 2020 1:05 am
by Spiritual Republic of Caryton
Albrenia wrote:
Aclion wrote:This doesn't work with humans, even with dogs it only lasts for a little while.


I'm not going to ask how you know that about dogs.

PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 2:09 am
by Cannot think of a name
Nobel Hobos 2 wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:During this primary through much of the early positioning Biden looked vulnerable enough that he’d go away on his own without Subaru herself to the public scrutiny.


That moment you realize your phone speaks English as a second language ...

PostPosted: Tue May 12, 2020 2:21 pm
by Nakena
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:Given the absolutely mutilated state of that google link I doubt original poster even watched his own agitprop video.

PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2020 6:32 am
by Lillorainen
American regions in a nutshell.

Cetacea wrote:Going from East to West the US comprises of Yankie Dominions, The Middling West, Hillbilly Strongholds, the Confederate South, Petit France, Florida, El Norte, Marlboro Country, New Pacifica, Not-Canada

PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2020 10:50 am
by Wallenburg
In response to a deeply anti-semitic OP claiming racism is a good thing and ought to be promoted.
Audioslavia wrote:I read the OP.

What a load of utter shite. Wrong-headed mealy-mouthed wank-bag toss that can fuck off back to the shithole sub-stormfront nazi-fetish worstcunt-factory it came from.

PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:02 pm
by Nakena
Rojava Free State wrote:We aren't a superpower anymore. We're a backwater of the west that gets messed with like 1800s China and we can't accept that we've really taken a hit. When you bottom out, it's a long fall down from grace. I mean seriously this is where the flint water crisis happened. We clearly are not okay.