Bassoe wrote:Does proximity to the Devil cause
crosses to melt? Because if so, I've got an idea.
A water tank. The tank contains multiple tantalum hafnium carbide crucifixes and is hooked up to a turbine generator to use the steam produced to generate electricity. While the Devil waits for me to decide if I'll sell my soul (which I won't. Sell my soul
or make a decision), the tank is assembled around them.
Basically pic related but remove the reactor vessel and stick the Devil and crosses into the steam generator tank.
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Free and environmentally friendly power!
Also, now that I know the Devil exist and all that implies, I'm converting as soon as possible, ten percent of the electricity sales money is getting tithed and I'll run tours of the plant to show off a captive Devil as proof of all that implies to skeptics.
So that's my soul saved (in reality, due to lack of evidence for the divine I'm a agnostic but with a genuine Devil I've got proof otherwise), probably a bunch of other souls also saved (other people with the same logic I had after seeing the Devil), charity gets massive donations and there's now a partial solution to the energy crisis. A complete solution if more demons can be summoned.