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The Alexanderians
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Postby The Alexanderians » Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:23 pm

Genivaria wrote:
United Muscovite Nations wrote:Then said ruler would objectively be a failure and shouldn't be listened to. You should obey your rulers, but not if they instruct societal suicide.

That sounds like Rebel talk.
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Postby United Muscovite Nations » Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:53 pm

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I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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Senkaku
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Senkaku » Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:13 pm

NeoOasis wrote:
Costa Fierro wrote:
I wouldn't stick my penis inside a vacuum cleaner. But if that's your thing, go right ahead. It's your penis.


While we're on the subject of ownership... kindly use your own vaccum cleaner as well.
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Dread Lady Nathicana
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Postby Dread Lady Nathicana » Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:32 am

Grinning Dragon wrote:
Donut section wrote:Can I borrow you for the next season of game of thrones Chess?

My TV is small and your skills at projecting are truly breathtaking.


Daaaamn, I had to apply some aloe vera as I could feel the heat of the burn from that one.
Well done sir well done.

This admittedly made me giggle.

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Heloin
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Postby Heloin » Wed Oct 18, 2017 1:37 pm

Frisbeeteria wrote:
USS Monitor wrote:I'm in an interracial relationship

Are you dating ... *gasp* ... an aeroplane?

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Thermodolia
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Postby Thermodolia » Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:44 pm

Telconi wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:Yup. Took me about 30 minutes or so to purchase it, the stupid tablet was running slow or it would have only taken 15 minutes or less.

Yes I'm rubbing it in.


Go eat a...

Wait, that's not even insulting to you...

Go have sex with a woman! (???)
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:16 pm

Liriena wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:Alright lets' watch this.
Gonna totally cuddle with my chinese boyfriend the whole time, really ruin my genes all over the place

Goddamn, you are the most decadent slut since the fall of Rome, cucking the entire white race...





I'm proud of you. <3

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Postby Luminesa » Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:01 pm

Heloin wrote:
Frisbeeteria wrote:Are you dating ... *gasp* ... an aeroplane?

I always knew somehow she was an aircraft carrier.
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Postby Mushet » Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:04 am

Luminesa wrote:
Heloin wrote:

I always knew somehow she was an aircraft carrier.

Maybe, or maybe she has a submarine going down on her. :p
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Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby USS Monitor » Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:57 am

Mushet wrote:
Luminesa wrote:I always knew somehow she was an aircraft carrier.

Maybe, or maybe she has a submarine going down on her. :p


If it's a submarine, shouldn't I be the one going down on her and not the other way?
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Postby Mushet » Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:16 am

USS Monitor wrote:
Mushet wrote:Maybe, or maybe she has a submarine going down on her. :p


If it's a submarine, shouldn't I be the one going down on her and not the other way?

I didn't know you floated that way. :p
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Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby Grenartia » Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:38 pm

Eluvatar wrote:
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You have not been puppetswept, only WA banned.

Would you like to be?
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Sovaal
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Postby Sovaal » Sat Oct 21, 2017 12:44 pm

Mushet wrote:
USS Monitor wrote:
If it's a submarine, shouldn't I be the one going down on her and not the other way?

I didn't know you floated that way. :p

Hey, whatever floats her boat, man. :p
Most of the time I have no idea what the hell I'm doing or talking about.

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Postby Shofercia » Sat Oct 21, 2017 2:46 pm

Sovaal wrote:
Mushet wrote:I didn't know you floated that way. :p

Hey, whatever floats her boat, man. :p


I didn't realize she was a Flo-rida anchor:

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
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Postby Greater Gilead » Tue Oct 24, 2017 8:49 am

Lexium wrote:"... You want me to send my citizens to their deaths to remind people that they are to be humble."
The Emperor furiously tears his copy of the proposal to pieces.
"If you think you are allowed to send innocent people to their deaths for the sole reason that some people need to be put in their places, then you are a hypocrite. You are the very thing you pretend to fight : An arrogant whelp who thinks he is above all !"
The Emperor stands up, red with anger.
"You need to be reminded of your place : The history books, as the author of the most insane proposal this assembly ever discussed, and as an arrogant madman. I presume I do not need to state if i support this proposal."
The Emperor exits the hall, slamming the door behind him.

From the Ritual Sacrifice proposal thread.
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Postby Internationalist Bastard » Tue Oct 24, 2017 5:57 pm

Sanctissima wrote:
United Islamic Commonwealth wrote:The Ottomans liberated Istanbul.


1453 was an inside job.

Ottoman cannons can't melt Theodosian walls!
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Postby Tinhampton » Sat Oct 28, 2017 4:14 am

From the Catalonia Megathread:
Sovaal wrote:
Catlander wrote:I'm already independent ! Hurrah :lol:

I wouldnt celebrate just yet.

Sovaal wrote:
Catlander wrote:Surely... but today we're having a party :lol:

And tomorrow you might be living under martial law.
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby Lord Dominator » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:58 am

Yes, I know this is over a month old. Context would be a discussion on regional legitimacy in GP, which produced this beautifully amazing thing:
Ikania wrote:Perhaps a significant factor in the concept of regional legitimacy is the presence of people actively disputing an incumbent's claim to it. I'll try and detail some of my personal experiences to support this, freely disputable, opinion. In the wake of last year's coup in Osiris, there was and is no doubt for me that Cormac's regime had no legitimacy, and there existed an entire host of exiled citizens fighting to take the region back. It fell through after a little while, and that lack of concerted resistance, the complete absence of any viable alternative, gave immediate and indisputable legitimacy to the next few months of rule. Now, there is no one who will try and lay claim to the Delegacy claiming the mandate of the people, the law, etc, without going through the proper processes of the OFO. No, not even me. You cannot regain legitimacy by virtue of community without acquiring it through that same method.

Legitimacy in Lazarus can be argued to belong to the members of the resistance, because we comprise a large part of the community, and what makes Lazarus what it is, and has been for a long time. Legitimacy, in my opinion, will continue to rest with our movement as long as we are active, vocal and persevering about it. Because that provides a consistent alternative to something that broke the law of the region at the time and forced a new government against both the law and the people, two huge factors in legitimacy.

To use real life examples, as others have, if we look at Turkey, its Republic has existed for almost a hundred years now. Without regard to the current regime, it would be impossible to argue that the entire structure must be torn down and rebuilt in an opposite, authoritarian fashion, since Ataturk performed an illegal coup against the Ottoman Empire with ideological motives. While in NS, natives don't just die off, rather, they fade away. The more they continue to wage a resistance against an illegal government, the more longevity their movement has, and the greater claim they have due to their relentless consistency. This isn't to say that every active resistance will always have legal rights to a country/region. Should Lukashenko ever die or resign, I doubt anyone expects or wants the Belarusian Government-in-exile to come in and take the reins. You have legitimacy as long as you continue to fight against your being supplanted. But if, in spite of your efforts, plantation is successful, and enough time has passed for most affected parties of the dispute to have moved on from it already, then you have probably lost your legitimacy. This idea, on a much grander and complex, and sectarian scale, has been at the heart of the issues surrounding Northern Ireland.

The Ulster plantation of the 16th century was undoubtedly wrong from our standpoint, but at the same time, it has been many centuries since then. A Catholic cannot lay claim to county Antrim today and be taken seriously by many people outside of the continuity IRA. There comes a point where you simply have to accept what is done as being done, and doing your best to build upon that instead of tearing it down (the RL equivalent being, of course, ethnic cleansing, but that's a rather touchy/derailing topic). I certainly don't mean to compare the viewpoints of Onder to that of the Irish Republican Army, but I believe the point stands nonetheless.

Ultimately, in my opinion, legitimacy is a matter of perception. Both sides will claim legitimacy, for various reasons, but three factors represent the crux of the issue: community, law, and recognition. A community ruling its own region, by laws upheld by its government, and recognized by most significant players, is almost undoubtedly legitimate in the eyes of most people. Take away one of these factors, and there is very much a grounds for disputing legitimacy, which is exactly what is being done and has been done. All three of these can change, and regardless of their manner, if enough time passes and opposition fades away, then you can put up your illegitimacy as the real deal and thus attain it, with no one important to deny you that right. And that is precisely the motivation to carry on resistance to unlawful and unjust governments that violate the rights of its people- if you don't fight it, soon you'll lose everything that made you what you were in that community. Lazarus is not a done deal for precisely that reason, and Osiris is certainly a done deal for precisely that reason. Which fool will now say that the government of Osiris bears no legitimacy? Few, if any. Because there is no competition, and no one is interested at this point in challenging the stability and activity that has developed in the wake of something which was, at the time, purely wrong: what was illegitimate has gained legitimacy, borne out of all the things I mentioned earlier.

And I would like to only briefly address the idea of Delegate supremacy; Moldavi is free to argue that there exists no real thing as a coup in NS because of the inherent game mechanics, but I would say that it is a matter of perspective. By the grace of God, I am freely capable of, for example, shooting someone in the head, not that I would, of course. And because there exists no (objectively proven) universal force to tell me that I have not just committed murder, should I argue that there exists no such thing as murder? Everything we create, both in real life and in-game, are things existing only in the matters of us as humans and the way we think. If I take your property, it is theft, and if I throw a grenade at you, it is murder, or at least attempted murder, as well as countless property destruction charges. We don't rely on God to tell us that we did that, well, some do, but even without religion we have the laws that we have created within the framework of nature to define these kinds of things. If you set up a government with your fellow peers and all agree on common definitions of the way things work, and what you are and are not allowed to do, you've no right to dispute the labeling of your crime when you commit it.

When an unstable banana republic undergoes a coup d'etat, no one will say that it was the right of that particular warlord to take over the country merely because he had the largest army. It is always for the good of the people that countries tend to be run best, or, so goes western philosophy. I would apply that to NS too. Max Barry gives you the power to exercise absolute power as a virtual monarch in your own region. By the standards set by the game, by this constructed reality, there's no real label for doing that benevolently or maliciously other than a simple exercise of power. But just as we have created laws and rules for ourselves as humans outside the parameters of the divine, so too have we done that for NS. Secular law, if you will. There is little disputing that if you forcibly overthrow a government against its constitutional law, and all that, then it is, in fact, a coup d'etat. Not because the game Gods said so, but because we as players and as humans have established that definition within our concept of philosophy, justice, and morality.

Funny how game philosophy and real-life philosophy intertwine like they do.
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Postby Neanderthaland » Sun Oct 29, 2017 12:04 pm

On a thread about Marriage:

Ethel mermania wrote:
Katganistan wrote:Barreness, remember, was a reason to set a woman aside.

Yet so many shave today...
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Postby Petrasylvania » Sun Oct 29, 2017 2:16 pm

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Worst of all, she blew the election on purpose to utterly destroy 'Murica ...and it's working.
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Thermodolia » Mon Oct 30, 2017 12:32 pm

Camicon wrote:From the previous thread:
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:It's going to be fun seeing what comes this Christmas.

*ahem*

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the House,
Not a critter was stirring, not even Dan Newhouse;
The papers were cooling by the printer with care,
In hopes that Bob Mueller soon would be there;
The people were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of impeachment danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ’kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap,
When from out of the TV there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the boob tube I flew like a flash,
Turned up the volume and put it on blast.
The fluorescent light from the camera glare,
Gave depth to the face of the man standing there,
When, what to my wondering eyes appeared then,
But President Donald Trump, and eight burly G-men,
With a little Jeff Sessions, his face quite past blanching,
I knew in a moment It must be Happening.

More rapid than eagles his cronies they came,
And he jeered, and he tweeted, and called them by name;
“Now, Eric! now, Juniour! now, Jared and Ivanka!
On, Paul! on, George! on, Michael and Steven!
To the top of the courts! to the top of them all!
Now shut your mouth! shut your mouth! shut your mouth all!”
As cowards that before the coming storm flee,
When they see a clear danger, they try for a plea;
So down to the jailhouse the cronies were driven,
With the cars full of fools, and that Trump gibbon.

And then, in a crying, I heard on the box,
The hemming and hawing of each little Fox.
As I sat on the couch, my head in a spin,
On the TV Bob Mueller came with a grin.
He was dressed all in black, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all dirtied with wrinkles and sweat;
A bundle of papers he had clasped in his hands,
And he looked like an intern though slightly less bland.

His brows—how they deepened! his creases how grave!
His cheeks were like tree bark, his nose like a glaive!
His stern old mouth was drawn tight like a hawks,
And the line of his jaw was as strong as an ox;
The stub of a cig he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little grey hair,
That was still when he spoke, like it was caught in his glare.

He was tall and fit, a man straight out of casting,
And I shook when I saw him, I knew he wasn't acting;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a greeting, but went straight to his work,
And filled in all the presscorp; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, for the convoy he rose;
He walked to his car, making clear his intent,
And away they all drove with no chance of relent,
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Impeacment to all, and to all a good-night.”

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Postby Dylar » Tue Oct 31, 2017 2:54 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Dylar wrote:But what if they were spoopy fireworks?


Whenever anyone claims the residue is ectoplasm it's jizz. Don't stick your dicks near the fire sticks, kids.

From TET
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Postby Petrasylvania » Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:26 pm

United Islamic Commonwealth wrote:
United States of Red Dawn wrote:Take your time, I have to take off anyway. I'll see it later.

I answered... How exactly do you want me to respond? Would you like me to unreservedly and unconditionally condemn this act of terror in NY?


Petrasylvania wrote:
United Islamic Commonwealth wrote:I answered... How exactly do you want me to respond? Would you like me to unreservedly and unconditionally condemn this act of terror in NY?

You should make a condemnation macro so you can just copy and paste any time more than 1 person dying makes the news.


United Islamic Commonwealth wrote:
Petrasylvania wrote:You should make a condemnation macro so you can just copy and paste any time more than 1 person dying makes the news.

>Freak blizzard in Australia kills 4
>I unreservedly and unconditionally condemn this act of terror in Australia.
Crimes committed by Muslims will be proof of a pan-Islamic plot and Islam's inherent evil. On the other hand, crimes committed by non-Muslims will merely be the acts of mentally ill lone wolves who do not represent their professed belief system at all.
The probability of someone secretly participating in homosexual acts is directly proportional to the frequency and loudness of their publicly professed disapproval and/or disgust for homosexuality.
If Donald Trump accuses an individual of malfeasance without evidence, it is almost a certainty either he or someone associated with him has in fact committed that very same malfeasance to a greater degree.

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Postby Uiiop » Sat Nov 04, 2017 4:52 pm

Salus Maior wrote:
Albrenia wrote:Maybe we are the riots? Maybe Antifa has already won!?!!?!1111?!!?


No....That's not true....THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
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Postby Crysuko » Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:47 am

Ifreann wrote:
Sovaal wrote:Klingons are Space Welsh confirmed.

Klingons would be great at rugby...
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Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

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Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

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