Awesome/Funny NS Quotes II (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[Luziyca]

The cop should get the deaf sentence.

Context: 'murican cop kills deaf man.

[Reploid Productions]

A rare gem from the sekrit lair!

Suggest telling him it's our circus, so we get to axe the sex acts.

Cirque du Jerk?

[Topoliani]

Stop analyzing my jokes.

Then write funny jokes.

No context cus lazy

[Thermodolia]

From the school paddling thread

Paddlin' is a thing of the past, I always suggest tasing the lil bastards.

[Kaeto]

What's the difference between a spear and a feminist? A spear has a point.

Why do I feel like this is more factual than jocular?

[United Muscovite Nations]

Now you're starting to see the light!

Sure, when the Orthodox Church does it is fine, but when the Latin Church does it we're "Gaining too much temporal power." And "Sacking Constantinople"

[The Alexanderians]

Religious decorations are more important than secular decorations. He who says that we should give up religious decorations, but does not speak out against secular decorations first, is a hypocrite. Selling religious items to feed the poor should be the last resort, after we've already sold everything else.

Or the Church could just make it's own food and materials, seize the means of production and then it wouldn't have to worry about selling anything. Money would be inconsequential.


....wait....

Now you're starting to see the light!

Sure, when the Orthodox Church does it is fine, but when the Latin Church does it we're "Gaining too much temporal power." And "Sacking Constantinople"

I just noticed that UMN just posted the second part of the quote 2 days ago...oh well now you have some context too.

[Genivaria]

Border gore and exclave spam, go go go

Border gore wouldn't be worse in most places. the ethnic map is concise except for a few minorities that might be convieniently ignored: Turkmen for example.

"those not on the approved minorities list for new border considerations will be humanely euthanized by UN cartographers"

[The Alexanderians]

That way the men in saudi arabia could have them do more chores while they get a free...driver...

I think I know why they legalized it...

"Honey, can you take me to the grocery store?"
"Again"
"I have to go every week you know. Or do you not like eating?"
"Ok, whatever woman, just don't nag me!"
"Nag? I am not nagging! You just have to take me to the grocery store."

[Farnhamia]

More like Mexican Gyros

WE CAME FIRST

Yo-you take that back!

Hey now. Flatbread conflicts are supposed to be naan-violent.

[Destructive Government Economic System]

HOW DARE YOU SLEEP NEXT TO ME, THE MIGHTY KIM JONG-PUTIN!!!!!!! I shall visit your nation and, with my fist of INFINITE GLORY, punch your entire country in half with the force of 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 railguns!!! Kim Jong-Putin is THAT powerful!!!!!

FEAR THE WRATH OF THE NORTH KORUSSIAN GOVERNMENT!!!!!

All fear the mighty Kim Jong-Putin

[Genivaria]

Can I borrow you for the next season of game of thrones Chess?

My TV is small and your skills at projecting are truly breathtaking.

[The Two Jerseys]

We?

WE!

George Soros is that you?

We Are Soros.
Resistance is Useful.
You Will Be Compensated.

[Donut section]

Can I borrow you for the next season of game of thrones Chess?

My TV is small and your skills at projecting are truly breathtaking.

I made it!
I'm now NSG famous

[Farnhamia]

Can I borrow you for the next season of game of thrones Chess?

My TV is small and your skills at projecting are truly breathtaking.

*looms ominously* Don't encourage people to go after posters and not posts. Yes, it doesn't rise to flaming but it's still not something we want to see in these here parts.

[Kaboomlandia]

As sad as this event is:

Well I mean in the military we would have just called in an air strike but you really can't bomb a hotel

We tend to frown on calling in airstrikes on hotels in Las Vegas.

[Wallenburg]

I'm an awful, broken person.

None were really great. I suppose the least objectionable was Roosevelt.

Nixon was easily the worst.

erryone here shitting on my boy dick nixon.

[Genivaria]

"Arise, Sir Cancer"
"You honour me, your majesty"
"Guards, take him to the gallows"
"What?"

"Once he is dead, smoke and salt his body in order to preserve it."
"You mean...?"
"Yes. Cure Cancer."

[Tinfect]

The internet attracts commies. Also roadless warriors like yourself.

[Thermodolia]

I just had to

Okay, we're done. The topic was narrow, I admit, making it difficult for people to stay focused, but you guys just picked up where you left off after I locked the thread so you could see my admonishment.

Keshiland, do not repost.

*mutters under her breath in a sing-song manner* Fine, fine, Farn made mistake, bad Farn, locked the precious thread (Farn is watching The Battle of the Five Armies, preciousssss), Farn unlocks the precious. *grumble grumble* Wasn't Keshiland, no, precious, no ...

[Shofercia]

A rich and powerful man has been sexually harassing people for years and getting away with it because of his wealth and power? No doubt human society will be shaken to its very foundations.

Somebody call Bill, he'll know what to do!

Honestly, which Bill?

Also, this is my 24040th post

[Cannot think of a name]

Bastard! Stop making people look up the meanings of words.

You can have by thesaurus when you wrest it from my hyperborean, cadaverous phalanges.

[The Two Jerseys]

Never has a post been in greater need of nuance and commas.

[Militant Costco]

European Union.

Context: What's your favorite U.S State?

[Lysset]

And the point that has been made, several times, by [violet] and by Kyrusia is that it is not something that is going to be done.

As Elsa would say,

"Let it go! Let it go!
Not discussing it anymore
Let it go! Let it go!
Idea's tabled, it's off the floor.

Don't repost
Another thread
Bringing this up again
Admin's not coding it anyway."

Context: Someone appealing a Technical thread lock in Moderation in spite of [v] saying no to the suggestion, this is what Kat said when the thread was locked.