Awesome/Funny NS Quotes II (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[Thermodolia]

Too good to pass up

If mfreedom of expression requires us dipping to the same level as 4chan, I'm prepared to take that dip.

Freedom of expression doesn't exist here

Nor, mfor that matter, does mfreedom of expression. If Max Barry wants to put out a mandate that all words beginning with "F" must be prefixe with an "M", then his word goes.

[Eastfield Lodge]

Because the WEP is so much more significance to UK politics than a DUP/Conservative deal.

That's just how the conversation here has evolved.

Uh...no, not "evolved". Abort, abort! Wait, not that either!

Conext: the DUP are a Northern Irish party with profoundly conservative christian views (creationism, extreme pro-life, etc).

[Lord Dominator]

Catherine Gratwick, celebrated model, renowned painter of trains, Household Defence Alliance president, author of Gynaecocracy for Beginners, anti-videogaming member of Mothers Ordered Against Nastiness, breastfeeding advocate, teenage mother in favour of teenage fathers being conscripted, leader of a neighbouring nation, suffragette, record holder for most freedom of information requests submitted by a single person, former child model and pageant aficionado, and now direct descendant of Elizabeth Gratwick?

That Catherine Gratwick?

The whole point of her being in the recent issue was because she's now a running joke. Scrubbing her from past issues seems a really tragic thing to happen, and personally I'd like to see her return to #100 as well.

You know me, I'm all against pointless tradition if changing it has demonstrable benefit, but I think sometimes pointless tradition has a humour value all of its own.

[Tinhampton]

Luckily for us, the determination rests on Mod shoulders. It doesn't matter if you believe hate speech to be a fictional concept. I believe hobbits are a fictional concept but, unlike hate speech, countries have not passed laws prohibiting hobbits from existing.

The US should outlaw hobbits. They're bad for the environment.

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I'll give you £1 billion if you change the thread title to something supporting the Torys.

sorry, my asking price is actually £1.5bn

(current UK Politics Thread title is "UK Politics Thread VII: Wake me DUP inside [can't wake UUP]")

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...Then you got general statements of the likes, and imagine them within their likely context. Lets do a full alphabet of statements that are in themselves dubious, but may or may not be eligible for warnings.

A - Latin America is a hotbed of failed states.
B - The west is patriarchal.
C - Old white men are patriarchal
D - Africans are genetically superior to whites.
E - Whites are genetically superior to blacks.
F - Noble prize winner James Watson says there are genetic, and not just environmental distinctions in the difference between the average IQ of different races.
G - Travis Bradberry proves that women are smarter than men.
H - Bell-Curve inventor Charles Murray says there are genetic, and not just environmental distinctions in the difference between the average IQ between blacks and whites, therefore whites are superior.
I - Honourable Sheikh Jordan says Jews are the pigs and apes of the world.
J - White Americans invented slavery and are still slave owners.
K - Africans enslaved themselves.
L - Africans enslaved themselves and deserved it.
M - White males are responsible for all the problems in the world.
N - Blacks are responsible for all the crime in the inner cities.
O - Men should be castrated.
P - Men should live only to serve women.
Q - Men should serve women because women have served men for thousands of years.
R - Men should become the slaves of women.
S- Outside of the kitchen and bedroom, women have no place in society.
T - France is a lazy, shitty, and unproductive country.
U - French are lazy, shitty, and unproductive.
V - Idi amin did nothing wrong.
W - Hitler did nothing wrong.
X - Stalin did nothing wrong.
Y - Churchill did nothing wrong.
Z - Kelloggs is the best cereal ever.

Now, Z is likely the only one that would get you insta-DEATED.

[The Princes of the Universe]

BUUUUURN

I agree with the first part not the rest. Great Britain should go die in a hole. It's over history has moved on and no one likes a useless thing hanging around

And yet here you are......

[Tinhampton]

From a roleplay "Ask-This-Guy-From-My-Nation-Anything" thread:

What is the fate of the human race?

We have translated his response:

"To reach the finish line, silly."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

We have translated his response:

"Ask a woodchuck."

[Xerographica]

The problem is that people do shit for reasons only they know. What if I haven't had enough of steaks, but I also love bananas and one day I go "boy, I wish I had thousands of bananas right now to shove up my asshole"? Like, why is that a bad thing? Why do I have to have had enough of steaks in order to have bananas? Why the assumption? I can love the shit out of steaks, I just want bananas to shove up my asshole at that particular point, that's it.

[Katganistan]

Not having a banana split anytime soon after reading that.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Not having a banana split anytime soon after reading that.

You're welcome

[Katganistan]

Not having a banana split anytime soon after reading that.

You're welcome

I just wouldn't be sure of the 'chocolate sauce'.

[The Princes of the Universe]

You're welcome

I just wouldn't be sure of the 'chocolate sauce'.

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[Soldati Senza Confini]

You're welcome

I just wouldn't be sure of the 'chocolate sauce'.

Well played

[Zanera]

You're welcome

I just wouldn't be sure of the 'chocolate sauce'.

Smell your food.

[Katganistan]

I just wouldn't be sure of the 'chocolate sauce'.

Smell your food.

Crappy suggestion.

[Zanera]

Smell your food.

Crappy suggestion.

It may be more than Hershey.

[Luminesa]

You're welcome

I just wouldn't be sure of the 'chocolate sauce'.

I

JUST


ATE.

[Big Jim P]

Maduro: "The Americans are plotting to kill me by dropping hand grenades from a helicopter!"

James Mattis: "Bitch, please. If we wanted you dead, it would be raining 50,000 pounds of high explosives from the fucking stratosphere, not this amateur hour chickenshit..."

[Menassa]

None of that is necessary to enjoy yourself.

Sounds like a Christian's argument to me, yep.

Mental illness is a sinful impulse?

For the record, God created sin, by definition. I don't really see how you think you can get around that.

I don't have to take that from someone who can't spell "Conservative".

[UCE Watchdog of the Puppets]

I'm sticking a fork in this thread it's so far off the rails God Almighty couldn't find it with a radio telescope!

[States of Glory]

See Reppy nail why this site has the Rules that it does:

Quick point of reference, "hate speech" (at least in general terms) is already covered by the existing rules. Heck, it's already covered by the highest level from which the OSRS is derived:

> What can't I post?

Any content that is:

obscene
illegal
threatening
malicious
defamatory
spam

We are not going to make particular ideologies illegal to discuss and debate here. (Well, at least outside of a couple of special case topics, IE: pedophilia.) In theory, one can argue any opinion here without breaking the site rules. In reality, and this is a big reason why far-right/nazi players (and their less common far-left counterparts) tend to have a short shelf life around here: some opinions are inherently very, very difficult to argue in a way that doesn't break the site rules. (For instance, there is no way to argue "All <group> should be killed off!" that isn't a flagrant rules violation.) Generally, the more extreme the viewpoint, be it extreme right, extreme left, extreme pro-religion, extreme atheism, and so on, the more difficult it will be to argue it in a way that stays within the bounds of (mostly) civil debate dictated by the rules. Plus, the more extreme the viewpoint, the less likely the person arguing for it is going to be able to back their view up with sources, and absent evidence, they often have a bad habit of resorting to flaming/trolling their detractors.

The boss wants absurd, ugly, and indefensible opinions to be voiced, to be dragged out into the light where they can be criticized, commented on, ripped to ribbons, and generally shown for the indefensible, ugly opinions they are rather than let them fester in the shadows unchallenged. And y'know, y'all do a pretty damn good job of it.

[Pasong Tirad]

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woah there, we only just met

[Tinhampton]

In a report thread where Xyanth/Capitalist Producers reported a spammy RMB post about Bitcoin in the Moderation forum (two weeks after the ByteCoin April Fools' joke minigame); these kind of posts would almost certainly get the poster dinged for spamming Moderation nowadays, but still, some say that the old jokes are the best ones:

Who needs Bit Coin when you have ByteCoin!?

[Tinhampton]

(read down the quote stack. Thread title for context: "20 Years Later - Can We Just Let Diana Go Now?")

We can let Hitler go now after the war ended 72 years ago? No

We can let Hitler go now after the war ended 72 years ago? No

How does this comparison even make sense?

How does this comparison even make sense?

Apparently along with being The People's Princess she was also responsible for the mass slaughter of over 11 million people and a war that devastated Europe. I saw it on The History Channel in a story entitled "DIANA : A WARNING FROM HISTORY"

[Anollasia]

From the "I don't hate gays but homosexuality is a sin" thread:

That statement is invalid because "sin" isn't a real thing outside of trigonometry.

I feel that this is really going off on a tangent

[Tinhampton]

From "On Ignoring Others":

Us mortals can't block Mods either. Believe me I've tried.

HEY!

I am right here.

And just what percentage of NSG is not on your block list?

Currently, that percentage is [(total number of users -7) / (total number of users)] * 100

Us mortals can't block Mods either. Believe me I've tried.

We can't block each other either. I just tried it to see what would happen. Learn something new every day.

You can block that pesky -Ebola-, though, if you want to protect yourself from hemorrhagic fevers.

Everyone's experience of a forum is different. For you it entails something, but that doesn't mean everybody sees it your way or experiences it the same way you do. It's absurd to keep on arguing about a correct or a wrong way to experience a forum. Calladan and Omnia go on about it the best way they see fit according to site rules and what they will put up with or not.

Exactly. There are just some people I found so toxic, so offensive, so.... blargh that I do not want them in my life. And since I am not allowed to stun them, put them in a box, transport them to Liverpool, put them on a ship to Florida, convey them to Cape Kennedy, put them on board a rocket and shoot them in to space, I choose the next best option which is to add them to my foe list so I no longer have to read the offensive crap they spew forth with every word that they type.