Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[The Blaatschapen]

Ahem.

I just defeated Starblaydia and Audioslavia in the latest World Cup, thank you very much; in succession; in the knock-out stages.

Arch, Like for real Dude? Cool.That is California valley talk, I used to live in Palo Alto California. GMS Albeto.

Arch, finally exposed as a valley girl. Like, I can't even

[Lady Victory]

Yes, porn is not love, but art is never immoral. If you want to find real immorality, I suggest you look at political Islamist governments in the Middle East. I am not talking about religious people who respect the realism of the secular order. The Middle East doesn't need ultra-religious radical Islamists because they only know how to kill. You're looking for immorality in the wrong place.

Yes, we are aware that the majority of governments either are immoral themselves or facilitate immoral actions. Like the government of Turkey denying the Armenian genocide.

Sick burn.

Context: Hakinda denies the Armenian Genocide happened.

[The Black Forrest]

Thread got locked before quoting:

Postby Giovenith » Sun Jun 27, 2021 8:49 pm

The Black Forrest wrote:
They are mods. They are not My Little Ponies.

You take that back!

It made me laugh.

[HISPIDA]

The most us history I have seen is Boston in Fallout 4. All I know is that the British made colonies and then people said no and revolted against the British and kicked them out and then they said no to slavery and got rid of it and a bunch of political stuff happened and now apartment buildings collapse for no reason.

[Cannot think of a name]

Yeah, if this was any milder white people would mistake it for seasoning.

Maybe this is a common joke or someone elses, dunno.

But having grown up with Lowrey Seasoning Salt doing literally all the heavy lifting in my mom's cooking, both called out and made me laugh.

[Tarsonis]

Yeah, if this was any milder white people would mistake it for seasoning.

Maybe this is a common joke or someone elses, dunno.

But having grown up with Lowrey Seasoning Salt doing literally all the heavy lifting in my mom's cooking, both called out and made me laugh.

I didn't want to reply to this one cause it was in moderation but I object to this characterization. SOME, white people don't like seasoning. Others, like my ancestors, conquered the entire world, committed untold atrocities, just to have pepper on their eggs.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

left-reactionary transhumanist solarpunk libertarian fully automated luxury gay space Dengist Ingsoc with elements of the guitar solo from Reelin' In The Years that knows where it is because it knows where it isn't?

national bolshevik sorelian primitivist sumerpunk libertarian reactionary collectivist oligarchic queer trans anarcho-fascism with elements of the drum solo of In The Air Tonight because DOODOO, DOODOO, DOODOO, DOODOO, DOO DOO

Give this man a medal and a pair of drumsticks.

[Tinhampton]

3. Any guideline breaches by a member of the Abortion department should be met with termination from the Abortion department.

Well this is exceptionally late-term, isn't it?

[Luziyca]

Snipped the first bit of the post and the warntext, but:

let me be brief, i will not take the moderators seriously until they take my disaffectionate fristration seriouisly

I have no idea why we should take the posts of a spammer, flamer, and troll seriously. You've done nothing to deserve it.

[Tinhampton]

In response to Calvin Coolidge's election as President of Europeia:

really feeling for john w. davis rn

[Keira]

low res sims character plastic face lookin ass 1/10

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Funny comments aside, let’s be real: We all thought it was Max Barry, and it was a false alarm.

We still got Max Barry, Max Bbrry, Max Bcrry, Max Bdrry, Max Berry (disgraced unfortunately), Max Bfrry, Max Bgrry, Max Bhrry, Max Birry, Max Bjrry, Max Bkrry, Max Blrry, Max Bmrry, Max Bnrry, Max Borry, Max Bprry, Max Bqrry, Max Brrry, Max Bsrry, Max Btrry, Max Burry, Max Bvrry, Max Bwrry, Max Bxrry, Max Byrry, and finally, Max Bzrry.

[Tinhampton]

I’m glad that my healthcare system is requiring all employees to get vacationed. I don’t want to be even touched by a doctor or nurse that is willingly unvaccinated.

I would like to be vacationed, I definitely deserve one.

[Brettenwald]

@gravlen isn't traditional leftism guillotines and that sort of thing?

Once a year all us leftists gather in a Seattle coffee shop and sign praise to our lord and saviour Maximilien Robespierre.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Culture with amogus characteristics

[Neanderthaland]

Arguably not a quote. But I spit out my drink when I saw it, and that has to count for something.

Too late. Germany is also primed for wokeness. Consider the influence Antifa has, or when Dresden declared a state of emergency because a joke party suggested it. Of course, it is also a bit of a home coming. The woke ones admire "streitbare democracy" and speech restrictions, even if they misunderstand them. Also, the Frankfurter School is pretty much the father of CRT.

[Lillorainen]

We could have arranged a deal with the government of Afghanistan that lets Americans move in, establish business, buy land, and buy property. We also want to extend the same opportunities to the people of Afghanistan. That's assuming that we're prepared to finish the job with the Taliban.

>be me, the muthafuckin usa baybee
>bomb the mcfuck out of some unimportant desert dwellers for 20 years, who gives a fuck bout em amirite? usa! usa! usa!
>set up a puppet gov't after thoroughly freedom-bombing tens of thousands of them
>bomb them some more
>that school's a terrorist training camp, bomb them
>bomb them some more
>that hospital's a terrorist training camp, bomb them
>bomb them some more but with drones now
>that wedding's a terrorist training camp, bomb them
>"hey puppet gov't is it cool if we move a bunch of people here so they can get rich exploiting your people and your land? don't worry it'll be a totally voluntary agreement that definitely doesn't have the threat of force of arms behind it"
>"pffft whaddaya mean colonialism? you mean that shit those silly tea drinkers with the bad teeth did? that's soooooo last century! colonialism schmolonialism! now fucking sign the agreement or you'll be committing suicide with two bullets to the back of the head tonight capeesh"
>i love freedom and democracy

[Spartan Empire-]

The Local Spartan Wendy's Empire

lmao

A big funny that happened to me that i find notable

[Venmere]

Meanwhile Pory: hey our current leather is kinda soft, he only killed a couple billion in his time of ruling. Time to get a more authotarian one

[Kowani]

Women need men and men need women; it's not a popular message but it's the message that we all need to get through our thick narcissistic skulls if we're ever going to have a chance at a modicum of higher prosperity.

Quite so. Too few people realise that spaces without a woman or without a man are very unharmonious with the natural order. This kind of negative energy, aggregated across many households, may destabilise an economy's feng shui enough to unstonk even the stonkiest of stonks. It is time to guarantee a universal basic income at a level that allows all lesbian households to hire a butler and all gay households a maid so that through service their unique genius can restore the balance and protection the nation from ruin.

[Luziyca]

I don't know, given fall officially starts on September 22nd (the autumnal equinox), only 23% of respondents to the poll have been proven wrong, and thus, us 11% percent who voted that an election will be called in the summer of 2021 are, in fact, correct.

If we assume Trudeau gets another majority government in this election, then it's safe to say that 89% of those who responded to the poll, are in fact, wrong.

Your argument is about as convincing as a minority government with 34% popular support claiming that it has won the elections because rules.

[Tinhampton]

I would like to know the point of the "Embargo" feature.

BASH DA FASH! BASH DA FASH! FASH BASH FASH BASH~

[Dowaesk]

Are you Ashraf Ghani?

I don't have any helicopters full of money, so I don't think so. But I plan to establish a government-in-exile in my garden shed, if I can make some space.

[Outer Sparta]

I'm gonna ignore everything after you said after the comma, because the first part of the sentence is a genius idea.

Donald Trump can go there and declare himself the President in Exile of the United States. Then the patriots will go there en masse and begin forming an army to take back America from the Democratic Party. And everything they do will be outside of American jurisdiction, so the Democrats will be unable to stop the patriots' final plan!

Go east. When you get to I-95 or !-75 (whichever highway you come upon first) take the exit which says "south." Continue southbound until you crossover the border into FL. At the first Waffle House, go inside and declare yourself a "Florida Man" while admiring the waffle waitresses.

As for the patriots, Tom Brady is now playing for the Buccaneers. So follow the road signs over to Tampa Bay. Find Mr. Brady, and he'll be glad to explain where you went wrong.

[Thermodolia]

I only recognize the NA as the legitimate government

do you see what i see?
a take, a take, shining in the night
with a basedness as big as a kite
with a basedness as big as a kite