Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[Tinhampton]

Defines styrofoam as an element made out of the following:

- Polystyrene

- Hydrofluorocarbon

Well, that is a nonsense definition ab initio. An element is a substance 'that cannot be chemically interconverted or broken down into simpler substances and are primary constituents of matter'. Defining styrofoam as an element is like speaking of a wet desert.

Believing that since the passage of SC#245 Kaiserreich has improved on its widely held status of being a proponent of Nazi/Fascist ideology

So... they're even better at being Nazis/Fascists than they were before?

[The Huskar Social Union]

My secret is out

Gun sheep diplomacy.

[Las Palmeras]

My rule of thumb is generally to only allude to sexual material and ONLY if it serves to actually advance the plot, unfortunately many use it as a forum to hornypost or have borderline cybersex… which… why NS of all places?

because polsci majors don't get anything else.

[Tinhampton]

A volcano is a vent in the earth's surface. Occasionally it erupts from stress in the earth.

OOC: Sorry I'm late with these, life keeps throwing stuff at me that's more important than NationStates.

I have
some
things
for
you:
A volcano.
Also a volcano.
Another volcano.
Yet another volcano.
Maybe man-made volcano?
This at least is called a volcano!
This looks like a volcano, but isn't. Or is it?

[Insaanistan]

-Destroys holy Islamic site for no reason other than spite
-Muslims get really fucking mad over it and want vengeance on the country that did it
-Wow see they are just intolerant like i said


Quantum solar 50head take

[Lady Victory]

Syndicalism is when you post Kaiserreich memes.

Why do you hurt me?

[Lady Victory]

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2021/04/lisa-murkowskis-gop-primary-challenger-anti-lgbtq-zealot-opposed-medicine-vampires/

Lisa Murkowski’s GOP primary challenger is an anti-LGBTQ zealot opposed to medicine & vampires. She believes people can pray away their gay and pharmaceutical drugs are a product of witchcraft.

Kelly Tshibaka penned an article that condemned the movie franchise Twilight as “evil” and suggested it was Satanic propaganda because it “is a perfect example of how the enemy twists, perverts, and ridicules the things of God. She's also called homosexuality a sin.

I guess you could say "Twilight" was evil in the sense it was pure shit and was evil to release for public consumption.

[Lady Victory]

It's amazing, I can actually feel the neurons in my prefrontal cortex dying as they try to parse this disjointed muddle. What exactly is the point of this other than as a vehicle to deliver potshots against 'the left' about student loans and some strange misogynist ideas about sexual politics?

[Lady Victory]

The ads write themselves, but I guess a significant portions of Texans are opposed to clean drinking water.

Cruz voting no, wondering why people in Flint don't just go to Cancun...

[Barfleur]

Due to their inability to find him a friend, the Prince of Sanyasipura has ordered the execution of three of his advisers as an incentive to his other advisers to work harder.

[Lady Victory]

How dare you insult the Holy roman empire

>Holy
>Roman
>Empire

[Shofercia]

While this is all fascinating, I'm not sure a thread about a murderous dickhead is the best place to be talking about how to keep fascism at bay.

[Kowani]

I’m afraid for the American Republican.

I'm afraid of the American Republican.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Planet 202 is this:

(Image)

[Tinhampton]

I am trying to write better issues but I don't know how, I have written quite a few issues but none of them have been published, is this normal? or am I bad at writing?

Your four issue submissions were really bad. As in so bad they are borderline spam - and spamming issues results in warnings. I am struggling to take your request here seriously, given your issues have included:

"The secret organisation of FC has recently discovered a juice found in dinosaur excrement will make humans have superpowers." as a premise, "Well laddy dad" and "strippers overjoyed at rise of small notes!" as titles, and "freebee issue!" as your fourth - which gives you a choice of "+1" to various different stats.

If you are here seriously, then draft your issues in this forum. Post a new thread for each one, and seek feedback from other experienced issues players/authors. Read this thread too, as it explains how to write a good issue.

[Nakena]

I mean you can just admit you're not actually reading my arguments. Because I never said anything about incompetence in the vaccine rollout. I called it a gamble that worked out.

Oh Vassenor....

When you start to post developed, coherent arguments rather than one-sentence rhetorical questions, decontextualised re-hashes of something you read on Twitter, or misrepresentations of what other people are saying, I can assure you that we'll pay attention.

In the meantime, you can continue to expect that your posts will be treated by all ranges of political opinion with the respect and sincerity that they so richly deserve.

[Lady Victory]

Oh Vassenor....

When you start to post developed, coherent arguments rather than one-sentence rhetorical questions, decontextualised re-hashes of something you read on Twitter, or misrepresentations of what other people are saying, I can assure you that we'll pay attention.

In the meantime, you can continue to expect that your posts will be treated by all ranges of political opinion with the respect and sincerity that they so richly deserve.

[The Huskar Social Union]

My theory is that Boris reminds people of themselves in some ways because his warts make him a real fallible person as well as not parroting a script all the time. I don't think this can be underestimated in an age when almost every politician reads off a script and will just repeat themselves 10 times in the same interview and won't answer a question they don't have a scripted answer for. Boris won't answer the question too sometimes but what he will do is give you a unique answer that makes people amused or think and then they forget when he doesn't properly answer a question. And on top of that he is almost always supper positive about Britain and that also makes people feel good.

I think what enraged people that don't like him is he gets away with it. I call it bouncability, whatever the bind he finds a way out. He's not alone, 95% of politicians are disingenuous and misrepresent issues all the time. They just do it in a boring scripted way and that's what people really hate. They just want to see some personality.

People love a messy bitch.

[Luziyca]

Felines make you more happier than a puppy anyway.

Yes. What I want more of in life. Conditional love.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You dont get to decide that unless you want israel to just sit their and “deal” with missiles for eternity and not all are interceted and people die.

Hamas literally just admitted to firing on suburbs, no mention of a israeli printing press, nothing, direct targeting of civilians

Hamas is a criminal organization, yes. Unfortunately, it seems that the Israeli military's strategy to combat them keeps backfiring. Years later Hamas is still firing rockets and Palestinians still hate the IDF's guts for killing their children in totally unintentional acts of explosive humanitarianism.

I laughed. Bad me. >_>

[The Huskar Social Union]

Edwin Poots has ears you could give a really good clip.

[Ethel mermania]

Esty. hits it out of the part

You can claim to be against that all you want, but actions speak louder than words. What do you plan to actually DO about it?

Right now, the law makes no distinction for purposes of child support OR welfare owed; let alone how much of it will be of the latter until the father gets back on his feet; between a woman who became a single mother intentionally and one who didn't intend to. There are millions of single mothers out there. How many of them do you think were deceived by the father about whether or not he intended to stay, and why?

Our evolutionary cousins, the bonobos, had massive group orgies WITHOUT condoms. They have no way of knowing who the father is. Why would we need to?

What I do about it? I use protection. It's the only thing that's not hard when having sex.

[Lady Victory]

Absolutely brutal.

... Are the smurfs alien?

They're invented by a Belgian, so yes.

[Lady Victory]

I like this story. This is a good story.

More or less. The few I have met were former prison convicts from fairly rough parts of town, places hit by decaying manufacturing, who ended up with the AB, which is perhaps why they were so agreeable.

I knew a guy who claimed to be AB. he was hanging out at my apt with my brother when me and my girlfriend came in. My girlfriend at the time happened to be a black woman. He started talking shit about me being a race-traitor. I gave him the option of get the fuck out or get the fuck shot. He chose the former.

I suppose some actually do have a few IQ points to work with.

[Tinhampton]

Some things in Moderation...

Out of curiosity, does the block avoid the Scunthorpe problem? I.e., if someone decides to do a keysmash nation, and comes up with "snazi", would that be blocked?

Anything with "nazi" in is blocked. There's very few Scunthorpes for that term, but Internazionale fans are in trouble; evidence of a clear mod-bias in favour of AC Milan.