Awesome/Funny NS Quotes (Not Your Own Quotes, Please!)

[Auze]

Just watching updates reactions is funny to me for some reason. Also watching Reploid's responses.

Alright, lads, lasses, and those of nonbinary gender, standby, this trawl is gonna take quite awhile.

EDIT TO ADD: And yes, I am looking through all 50 pages, and I'll be reviewing this thread after that as well. I fully expect just from what I've already seen here and in the thread that, and I quote myself from the sekrit lair, "the redtext is going to look like someone brutally feng shui'd Santa all over the room."

TRAWL UPDATE: Just finished with page 10. My original estimate may have been far too optimistic.

TRAWL UPDATE #2: Just finished page 20. My original estimate was definitely far too optimistic.

TRAWL UPDATE #3: Just finished page 30. Holy fuck my original estimate was way too bloody optimistic.

TRAWL UPDATE #4: Just finished page 40. Sweet merciful Max in Australia, my original estimate has gone completely out the window.

TRAWL UPDATE #5: Just finished the thread. Now to review the moderation thread, review user histories, and figure out just how much I'm making the thread bleed.

[Xmara]

In a few minutes I’m going to watch the Geminids meteor shower.

I heard the Geminids got curtains in their bathroom, finally.

[The Land of Home]

Cylinder Wrote:
Can I get some uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Boneless cure

We may not have all survived the Zombie Apocalypse, but at least our cures were convenient.

[Wallenburg]

From the PDX thread:

Wiz is leaving Stellaris to work on a new secret project.

Don't worry folks I got this one.

Vicky 3 confirmed.

Nah, they're going all the way back to the Bronze Age.

Neolithic nomadic RTS when?

Ooga Booga: Total War

The Total War game where you play as a caveman tribe and slowly advance, conquer other tribes, etc, until you're rich and powerful enough to found the first permanent settlement

After a while, you can grow your settlement into the first civilization. When you do that, you can export your game to "Aeris Tempus", paradox's Bronze Age simulator

Ooga Boogaversalis

[Frievolk]

Yeah, the right to property is not a right to free shit.

It means that, if you own it, it's yours. The toothbrush that I paid 5 bucks for is my toothbrush and the government/any other organization/person/communist/etc cannot take it away without due process of law, otherwise, it is stealing

As the Socialist theorist and Great Red Terror Kultural Marx himself once said: "Socialism is when you take away people's teethbrushes for the good of the community and the more teethbrushes you take away the Socializter it is."

[Khasinkonia]

I thought this was a refreshing snarky metaphor to respond to the sort of comment that we see about once a month in the trans thread:

They don't exist. Man + woman = man or woman

This, kids, is what I call the pizza cutter: all edge, no point.

[Todlichebujoku]

This brilliantly helpful reply

How do you add pictures on your dispatches?

use code.

[Xmara]

Was browsing the F7 thread about NS cliches and came across this from last month

Next cliche: Regardless of different in timelines, canons and universes, nations always meet up pretty easily in RPs.

I am guilty of this. My nation lives in a parallel universe but every RP I be like "Yeah, we come by plane and land at your airport."

til every national leader has a portal gun

That whole thread is pretty funny

[Trans Slavia]

What is this? an anthill for ants?!

From The Union of Federative Soviet Republics.

[Petrolheadia]

On posting past ban:

More Mod Olympics points.

Someday, somebody can explain to me why spending hours a night trolling so that mods can spend a few seconds cleaning up afterwards is a good trade.

[Fartsniffage]

Fucking brutal.....

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[Ballpit]

Okay guys, let's mind the spam some, lest a mod have to come in and yeet the thread.

my bad yeetloid, i will yeet myself down on the yeetspam

This thread is for offfical yeeting purposes only. If you’re not a yeeterite, please yeet yourself out.

this. Lmfao

Edit:

Doesn't matter, Ratch and Alk won't last. Ratch changes beaus faster than Cormac changes gameplay alignments.

#Ralkstillexiststho

[Ballpit]

Fucking brutal.....

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Wait a second. I just realised you and I are both gravedigging. Nobody has posted here since last year. >_>

Lol that was a poor attempt at a joke. Please don’t anyone take it seriously.

Edit: wait nobody takes me seriously anyway so nevermind. As you were.

[Ballpit]

Yea don't expect the NPO to change its core culture just because some like you don't like it's history.

So in other words, you're telling everyone that your Emperor is lying and no one should believe him.

Weird flex, but okay.

[Thermodolia]

No they are not

Yes they pretty much are. Hundreds of them are calling in “sick”. It’s pretty much a strike. I can’t blame them and I hope it spreads. It’s time for a general strike.

Yes they pretty much are. Hundreds of them are calling in “sick”. It’s pretty much a strike. I can’t blame them and I hope it spreads. It’s time for a general strike.

No it’s not. What are you hoping for? Atlas shrugged to become reality?

No it’s not. What are you hoping for? Atlas shrugged to become reality?

Yes, the guy advocating for a general strike is a Randian...

[Tinhampton]

The Pink Tide is a term specifically referring to Latin America. You might find it helpful to know what you're talking about before attempting to debate on it.

The "Pink" and "Blue" tides are all part of a cyclical occurence anyway. It goes in the vein of this: Rightwing government suffers a economic recession due to a stock market crash or a economic bubble by deregulation, severe austerity, devaluation of the currency and slashing of the social safety net follows, thus increasing unemployment, poverty, and dissatisfaction with the government, a popular wave of discontent causes governments one by one to fall and be followed by leftwing "pink" social democratic governments which cancel austerity, restore the benefits, pass measures intended to lower income inequality and modernize infrastructure, provide healthcare for all, reduce poverty, fund small businesses, etc etc, until a corruption scandal at the highest echelons of the financial sector and government (Think Lava Jato in Brazil) is revealed to the public, causing mass closures of infrastructural projects across the nation as they were funded by Petrobras, the same oil company financing em and implicated in the scandal, wave of arrests and dissolutions of firms causing havoc on the economy, putting hundreds of thousands of civilians out of work and thus onto the street, escalating crime rates and terrorist attacks, thus lowering financial confidence, leading to the impeachment of the corrupt president from office and then leading to widespread public dissatisfaction, which in turn leads to the upset election of a typical rightwing figure the likes of Jair Bolsonaro, and then repeat ad infinitum.

That is the Latin American political cycle in a nutshell, and it will remain so for the foreseeable future. Don't expect any tide to last forever, whether it is a conservative "blue tide" or a progressive "pink tide".

[Virshia]

As far as i am aware the Japanese government tried to encourage people to have more kids but seem to have failed. If this is needed for Japans economy to keep chugging along until their birth rate improves then so be it.


I really frakking doubt "lack of patriotism" had anything to do with it though

I wonder if the government of Japan could just put up a billboard in Tokyo just saying:

"We need more kids for the future of Japan.

Please start fucking more often. -The National Diet of Japan"

[Tinhampton]

Context: Descartes' Meditations (presumably - I can't read people's minds, even if they do exist in the first place...)

Because there's as much evidence for every single deity as there is the flying spaghetti monster or ghost vampire demon werewolves. The answer is, say it with me:

NONE


On a slightly less condescending note...The burden of proof lies with the believer rather than the disbeliever. I have as much evidence for any deity as I do emojis being sentient, so...

Only the thinking emoji is sentient.

[Big Jim P]

Yeah.. that's kind of why I didn't link to the source, I felt their appearance might colour the discussion.. however here it is for the source nazis..

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real- ... 581bcb695f

Part of me feels they've been overly indulged in attention and this is a result, the need for evermore attention.

I'm not a source nazi.

I'm just a bit pervy. Learn the difference

[Wunderstrafanstalt]

While I made it obvious, this is still funny for me

Yeah, of course, as long as you don't mind being ostracized for work from time to time. He seems to spend a lot more time in a lab then at home.

Also he likes to do some occult international globalist elite s*** on the side just some lil' stuff nothing serious like worshiping the illuminati or nothin you cool with that rite

[Xmara]

I could deadlift 500 lbs when I was 21.

That's nothing, I once threw a Boeing 747 into low Earth orbit when I was 11.

[Xmara]

So, white people's intellgence has evolved 25-40% over the course of three generations?

Stephen Hawking got around...

[Tinhampton]

with regards to a proposed repeal of a WA Security Council resolution that Commend[ed] Imperium Anglorum, soon to come to vote. The "single line proposal" is currently at vote in the GA; Debtor Voting Rights is likely to pass:

The only thing I’ve seen of IA is a bullshit single line proposal so I vote For this proposal

Gentlemen, may I present for your viewing: The Informed Voter

[Heloin]

I was thinking if we could add in our weight on a neutron star as well.

I weighed around 57.5 kg on Earth here, so... on a neutron star?

8,050,000,000,000 kg.

A teaspoon of one weighs as much as a car.

Certainly something you don't want to put in your tea.

I'm a heavy drinker. Don't judge me.

[Lord Dominator]

Now, find yourselves a nice quiet corner, light a scented candle, and breath deeply while picturing baby wombats gamboling by clear blue oceans.

And be thankful that I am a mod of compassion and mercy, and slow to anger.