Breasts

[Lord Grey II]

Specifically, exploding ones.

Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery.

Airline security is now being extra-trained to spot fake boobs.

New perk of the job! "Ma'am! I am just trying to check if you're packing explosives!"

Similar surgery has been performed on male suicide bombers.

WHAT.

Top surgeons who work in the National Health Service confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.

So NSG, how do you think this is gonna affect airline security? If they take measures that can detect boob explosives, how much of an invasion is that for the layman?

Really, I think the whole thing is getting rather ridiculous.

[United Dependencies]

Obviously only people who are flat are allowed to fly now.

[Farnhamia]

Obviously only people who are flat are allowed to fly now.

But not to Australia because they might be mistaken by sexual predators for underage girls and molested.

To (slightly) paraphrase King Henry V via Shakespeare, I was not angry since I came to this forum until this instant. Using the female body for such a purpose, why, it is as arrant a piece of knavery, mark you now, as can be offer't! In your conscience now, is it not?

[Buffett and Colbert]

I think we should charge the Boobies... um Bobbies with the task of searching these women.

[Aelosia]

Hand on my boobs= Legal Suing.

[JuNii]

Obviously only people who are flat are allowed to fly now.

In their cases, the explosives are inserted in the appendix area or in a buttock. Both are parts of the body that diabetics use to inject themselves with their prescribed drugs.

takes "Yo ass is da bomb!" to a whole new level.

looks like we're getting closer to the 'all passengers must be naked to fly' idea...

[JuNii]

Hand on my boobs= Legal Suing.

*Keeps hands off of Aelosia's boobs.*

of course, you said nothing about mouths...

[Zeppy]

I think we should charge the Boobies... um Bobbies with the task of searching these women.

Punny.

[The Parkus Empire]

Hand on my boobs= Legal Suing.

[Call to power]

is it a wonder that this hasn't caught on with penis enlargement? and why hasn't anyone just thought of blowing themselves up in the airport terminal where like hundreds of people are

[Farnhamia]

is it a wonder that this hasn't caught on with penis enlargement? and why hasn't anyone just thought of blowing themselves up in the airport terminal where like hundreds of people are

It also opens up all sorts of nuances for "blow".

[The Blaatschapen]

I'm packing dynamite.

[Brostan]

Oh crap

[Greed and Death]

Hand on my boobs= Legal Suing.

I swear it was just to make certain you were not a terrorist.

[Zeppy]

I'm packing dynamite.

Thats what she said.

[Arabiak]

airport security is just getting too odd to even want to ever fly anymore. who wants to get strip searched or searched at all for just getting transportation somewhere else. Id rather take a ship or something to another country.

[Farnhamia]

I'm packing dynamite.

Thats what she said.

All guys think they are, don't they?

[Farnhamia]

airport security is just getting too odd to even want to ever fly anymore. who wants to get strip searched or searched at all for just getting transportation somewhere else. Id rather take a ship or something to another country.

Granted but there aren't many ships plying the waves between New York and California. Well, not unless you have an extra couple of weeks to devote just to getting there and back again.

[Takaram]

is it a wonder that this hasn't caught on with penis enlargement? and why hasn't anyone just thought of blowing themselves up in the airport terminal where like hundreds of people are

Because going to 72 virgins with an exploded penis would be like going into a candy store, being told you can have whatever you want, and then having your mouth sewn shut.

[Buffett and Colbert]

I'm packing dynamite.

Thats what she said.

All guys think they are, don't they?

If SHE really said that, I don't think it's just guys...

[Aelosia]

Hand on my boobs= Legal Suing.

*Keeps hands off of Aelosia's boobs.*

of course, you said nothing about mouths...

Of course, as long as you do it right, ok? Wrong gets you kicked in the crotch.

Hand on my boobs= Legal Suing.

Do you work at an airport?

Hand on my boobs= Legal Suing.

I swear it was just to make certain you were not a terrorist.

But I am! See? *kick in The Hanging Ones* TOTAL EXPRESSION OF TERROR IN YOUR FACE! see? I create terror instantly!

[Yenke-Bin]

I need visual proof of these so called "breasts".

And relax, I am a scientist, not a pervert or anything.

[Roten]

Boy, they really want to blow us up, huh, enough for surgery? Yet another desperate measure from the religion of peace.

This seems to be partially solved by those new X-ray airport screening machines. Then, we have to take off our pants, and anyone with an implant may be detained and chemically analyzed.

Yet another reason to not get implants, I suppose.

[Farnhamia]

I'm packing dynamite.

Thats what she said.

All guys think they are, don't they?

If SHE really said that, I don't think it's just guys...

Doing my best, Buffy. The material's a little thin.

[Monocrat]

I'm packing dynamite.

Thats what she said.

All guys think they are, don't they?

We would like to think so, at least. An overpowering confidence in our sexual prowess is great at distracting us from other, deeper issues.

But seriously - surely these implanted explosives can be detected with a properly impersonal scanner just like explosives hidden in clothing? The entire point of the metal detector (and possibly x-ray scanning devices) is to search the entire body for prohibited materials without being invasive. X-rays can already penetrate the skin, and I doubt that there would be a huge layer of dermis between an explosive and surface of one's skin anyway (unless one went for fake quadruple-Fs). Surely they can detect dangerous subdermal compounds?