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Would You Kill God?

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No
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Uawc
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Postby Uawc » Sun Nov 15, 2015 9:50 pm

Gladly, though this brings with it a host of insinuations. I, for instance, either wouldn't exist or would be "mentally ill". :roll:
Last edited by Uawc on Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:11 am, edited 2 times in total.
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The Cakitar Trade Conglomerate
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Postby The Cakitar Trade Conglomerate » Sun Nov 15, 2015 9:52 pm

I would kill god, and eat his heart to gain his ever lasting courage.

Then I would declare myself Supreme Godlike Grand Prime Master of the World.
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The Hobbesian Metaphysician
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Postby The Hobbesian Metaphysician » Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:25 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Melon feud wrote:Just exactly how would a mere frail mortal contemplate this question, after SEEING the size of his
WAR/HUNTING BOW he hangs in the sky after a thunderstorm as a covenant, after flooding the earth of all the QUEERS, as only Noah and his posse were found in good standing, if GOD'S WAR BOW is any indication of his size,well I'd Prolly avoid a hand to hand combat with that guy!

SOUND WISDOM.

What the fuck are you even talking about.

I don't give a shit how big his "war bow" is and I don't give a shit if that's a metaphor for his penis I'd still abolish the fucker.
Atleast killing us all in the end would stop persistent grave digging.
I am just going to lay it out here, I am going to be very blunt.

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Renewed Dissonance
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Postby Renewed Dissonance » Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:26 pm

Gim wrote:...but some think suffering is also from God...


Like those who believe in God, given their tendency to assign it the status of "creator of all things" or something similar.
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Renewed Dissonance
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Postby Renewed Dissonance » Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:28 pm

Tsrnagora wrote:Is this going to be one of O'Reilly's new books? Killing God?


Almost
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Gurori
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Postby Gurori » Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:28 pm

*finishes a meal*

Just finished eating god...

*gains divine powers*

I HAVE THE POWER!

*lifts up sword and it shoots lightning into the air*
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Renewed Dissonance
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Postby Renewed Dissonance » Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:32 pm

Gurori wrote:*finishes a meal*

Just finished eating god...

*gains divine powers*

I HAVE THE POWER!

*lifts up sword and it shoots lightning into the air*


**pushes button** :o
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The Hobbesian Metaphysician
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Postby The Hobbesian Metaphysician » Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:34 pm

Gurori wrote:*finishes a meal*

Just finished eating god...

*gains divine powers*

I HAVE THE POWER!

*lifts up sword and it shoots lightning into the air*

Of course your mortal coil unable to handle the power ceases to exist in an explosion wiping out the universe.

Good job now the Mother of All Creation has to redo their job.
I am just going to lay it out here, I am going to be very blunt.

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Melon feud
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Postby Melon feud » Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:50 pm

SHEESE ! the godless zombies/ Satan's minions of deceived souls sure get twitchy as an Indian broke mule when somebody pisses in their post toastys of beliefs. original/conventional views, it's sad and pretty fuckin funny at the same time.

Only a QUEER could interpreted GOD'S WARBOW(it's referred commonly as a RAINBOW, but since the QUEERS jacked that thing of beauty as their flagship of queerness , GOD'S WARBOW really grinds their queer gears) to the size of gods god cock.

SHEESE.

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The Hobbesian Metaphysician
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Postby The Hobbesian Metaphysician » Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:53 pm

Melon feud wrote:SHEESE ! the godless zombies/ Satan's minions of deceived souls sure get twitchy as an Indian broke mule when somebody pisses in their post toastys of beliefs. original/conventional views, it's sad and pretty fuckin funny at the same time.

Only a QUEER could interpreted GOD'S WARBOW(it's referred commonly as a RAINBOW, but since the QUEERS jacked that thing of beauty as their flagship of queerness , GOD'S WARBOW really grinds their queer gears) to the size of gods god cock.

SHEESE.


Just no.
I am just going to lay it out here, I am going to be very blunt.

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Melon feud
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Postby Melon feud » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:08 pm

O.K.,,, I copy! and I'll stop, and this IS why I've avoided general population forums just because of these venomous spiteful narrow viewed beings,, LOL.

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Postby Wallenburg » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:23 pm

Melon feud wrote:SHEESE ! the godless zombies/ Satan's minions of deceived souls sure get twitchy as an Indian broke mule when somebody pisses in their post toastys of beliefs. original/conventional views, it's sad and pretty fuckin funny at the same time.

Only a QUEER could interpreted GOD'S WARBOW(it's referred commonly as a RAINBOW, but since the QUEERS jacked that thing of beauty as their flagship of queerness , GOD'S WARBOW really grinds their queer gears) to the size of gods god cock.

SHEESE.

Whatever dialect of English that is, I don't speak it.
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Prussia-Steinbach
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:47 pm

Melon feud wrote:SHEESE ! the godless zombies/ Satan's minions of deceived souls sure get twitchy as an Indian broke mule when somebody pisses in their post toastys of beliefs. original/conventional views, it's sad and pretty fuckin funny at the same time.

Only a QUEER could interpreted GOD'S WARBOW(it's referred commonly as a RAINBOW, but since the QUEERS jacked that thing of beauty as their flagship of queerness , GOD'S WARBOW really grinds their queer gears) to the size of gods god cock.

SHEESE.

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Prussia-Steinbach
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:51 pm

Wallenburg wrote:
Melon feud wrote:SHEESE ! the godless zombies/ Satan's minions of deceived souls sure get twitchy as an Indian broke mule when somebody pisses in their post toastys of beliefs. original/conventional views, it's sad and pretty fuckin funny at the same time.

Only a QUEER could interpreted GOD'S WARBOW(it's referred commonly as a RAINBOW, but since the QUEERS jacked that thing of beauty as their flagship of queerness , GOD'S WARBOW really grinds their queer gears) to the size of gods god cock.

SHEESE.

Whatever dialect of English that is, I don't speak it.

I think he's calling me a homosexual, for one. If true, I'm probably the worst "QUEER" ever, because the sex of people I've slept with is definitely skewed toward those of the female persuasion.

Maybe he's just calling me weird, though. A point I won't argue.
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The question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. ― William S. Burroughs


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Kraylandia
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Postby Kraylandia » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:51 pm

Melon feud wrote:SHEESE ! the godless zombies/ Satan's minions of deceived souls sure get twitchy as an Indian broke mule when somebody pisses in their post toastys of beliefs. original/conventional views, it's sad and pretty fuckin funny at the same time.

Only a QUEER could interpreted GOD'S WARBOW(it's referred commonly as a RAINBOW, but since the QUEERS jacked that thing of beauty as their flagship of queerness , GOD'S WARBOW really grinds their queer gears) to the size of gods god cock.

SHEESE.


What in the name of..? :blink:
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Prussia-Steinbach
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:55 pm

Kraylandia wrote:
Melon feud wrote:SHEESE ! the godless zombies/ Satan's minions of deceived souls sure get twitchy as an Indian broke mule when somebody pisses in their post toastys of beliefs. original/conventional views, it's sad and pretty fuckin funny at the same time.

Only a QUEER could interpreted GOD'S WARBOW(it's referred commonly as a RAINBOW, but since the QUEERS jacked that thing of beauty as their flagship of queerness , GOD'S WARBOW really grinds their queer gears) to the size of gods god cock.

SHEESE.

What in the name of..? :blink:

I'm thinking of sigging the godless zombie/satan's minion part. :D
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Kraylandia
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Postby Kraylandia » Sun Nov 15, 2015 11:56 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Kraylandia wrote:What in the name of..? :blink:

I'm thinking of sigging the godless zombie/satan's minion part. :D


Should totally do it. God, that post made my night. :rofl:
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Postby New Grestin » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:03 am

Yes. Totally. Just to see what happens.
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Wallenburg
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Postby Wallenburg » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:44 am

New Grestin wrote:Yes. Totally. Just to see what happens.

I'd do it while reading a list of charges against him. A long list. As punishment for his sins.
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Alvecia
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Postby Alvecia » Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:12 am

Actually, I think I'd rather sit down and have a little chat to him about what morality is. Also, why would you kill a god when you can instead harness it's power :twisted:
For good of course :unsure:
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The Mongol Swarm
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Postby The Mongol Swarm » Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:18 am

Humanity cannot be trusted with its own decisions. Humans do the same mistakes again and again, so...

DO. NOT. KILL. GOD.

And God is immortal in every way so...

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Prussia-Steinbach
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:21 am

The Mongol Swarm wrote:Humanity cannot be trusted with its own decisions. Humans do the same mistakes again and again, so...

Sounds like faulty design, to me. What kind of shit deity would end up with such a terrible and chaotic creation?
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The Conez Imperium
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Postby The Conez Imperium » Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:21 am

Well if you had the ability to kill God then he really isn't God...fake I say.
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Immoren
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Postby Immoren » Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:24 am

How do we know that yhwh has not already been reduced to small god?
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Postby Korhal IVV » Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:27 am

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
The Mongol Swarm wrote:Humanity cannot be trusted with its own decisions. Humans do the same mistakes again and again, so...

Sounds like faulty design, to me. What kind of shit deity would end up with such a terrible and chaotic creation?

God let them to their damn mistakes for them to experience the consequences. Sin was the reason of all this chaos, and in the end Satan is the one to be blamed.
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