Internationalist Bastard wrote:Equalsun Empire wrote:Julius Caesar. Just think, if they hadn't defeated the Gauls and seized the title of Emperor, Rome wouldn't have grown powerful! And if Rome hadn't grown powerful, they would have never fallen, giving rise to the Byzantines. And if the Byzantines hadn't fallen to the Ottomans, the Ottoman Empire couldn't have formed. And if the Ottoman Empire hadn't fallen then the Serbs wouldn't have formed a nation. And if the Serbs hadn't formed a nation, the Black Hand would never have formed and Russia wouldn't have pledged to protect Serbia. And if neither of those had happened, Austria wouldn't have gone to war with Serbia which would cause Russia to go to war with Austria which would cause Germany to go to war with Russia and France which would cause France to prepare to defend themselves which would call for the Schlieffen Plan which would cause Britain to declare war on Germany which would force Germany to use unrestricted submarine warfare which would cause the United States to declare war against Germany.
So, it's no wonder the Senate assassinated Caesar, he started World War 1!
Actually, I'd blame Paris of Troy. Think about it. If he didn't start banging Helen, the Trojan War never would have started. Without that, the Trojans would have never sailed with Aeneus to Italy. And without them, Romulus never would've even built Rome in the first place.
Blame Adam and Eve. *nod* Cuz, history.







