Official Major League Baseball Thread

[Gim]

Don't jinx it, man.

Okay.

Oh yeah, last night, I saw Kris Bryant on TV disguising as a taxi driver. No one knew he was Kris Bryant until he said he was.

[Outer Sparta]

Hoping for Texas to sweep Toronto in four games. I lost faith in the Jays now.

Hope the refs don't call a Ranger safe when his foot is a good 2 feet away from base.

[Schiltzberg]

Okay.

Oh yeah, last night, I saw Kris Bryant on TV disguising as a taxi driver. No one knew he was Kris Bryant until he said he was.

Lol, that reminds me of my song for the World Hit Festival. I saw that taxi thing too, btw.

[Schiltzberg]

Hoping for Texas to sweep Toronto in four games. I lost faith in the Jays now.

Hope the refs don't call a Ranger safe when his foot is a good 2 feet away from base.

Omg, did you just call the umpire a ref? Lol, my biggest pet peeve is when people call the runs "points."

[Gim]

Oh yeah, last night, I saw Kris Bryant on TV disguising as a taxi driver. No one knew he was Kris Bryant until he said he was.

Lol, that reminds me of my song for the World Hit Festival. I saw that taxi thing too, btw.

Everyone says, "Oh, I think I've seen you somewhere.", but they don't know.
You participte in WHF? I do, too!

[Outer Sparta]

Hope the refs don't call a Ranger safe when his foot is a good 2 feet away from base.

Omg, did you just call the umpire a ref? Lol, my biggest pet peeve is when people call the runs "points."

Well, I hope the umps don't award Texas a home run for a deep foul ball.

[Frenline Delpha]

Omg, did you just call the umpire a ref? Lol, my biggest pet peeve is when people call the runs "points."

Well, I hope the umps don't award Texas a home run for a deep foul ball.

You should be called Mr. Satire.

[Gim]

Hope the refs don't call a Ranger safe when his foot is a good 2 feet away from base.

Omg, did you just call the umpire a ref? Lol, my biggest pet peeve is when people call the runs "points."

He's not talking about the New York Rangers, right?

[Outer Sparta]

Omg, did you just call the umpire a ref? Lol, my biggest pet peeve is when people call the runs "points."

He's not talking about the New York Rangers, right?

Nope. The Texas Rangers and the umps will win for Texas, right?

[Gim]

He's not talking about the New York Rangers, right?

Nope. The Texas Rangers and the umps will win for Texas, right?

And Marco Estrada and R.A. Dickey throwing their "signature" pitches thst will end up in massive home runs.

[Sacara]

I took the postseason quiz on MLB.com to see which postseason player I am most like, and it came back as Kris Bryant and I was like LOL.

I too got Bryant. I thought I'd get Rizzo or Fowler

For the Astro's version, I got Keuchel. I absolutely hate the way his name is pronounced, kie-cul, not koo-chul.

[Gim]

I took the postseason quiz on MLB.com to see which postseason player I am most like, and it came back as Kris Bryant and I was like LOL.

I too got Bryant. I thought I'd get Rizzo or Fowler

For the Astro's version, I got Keuchel. I absolutely hate the way his name is pronounced, kie-cul, not koo-chul.

I got Shin-Soo Choo.

[Schiltzberg]

I too got Bryant. I thought I'd get Rizzo or Fowler

For the Astro's version, I got Keuchel. I absolutely hate the way his name is pronounced, kie-cul, not koo-chul.

I got Shin-Soo Choo.

I did the Mets one, and it asked me if I had a pain in my leg, and I said yes, and it calculated that I was Ruben Tejada.

[Gim]

I got Shin-Soo Choo.

I did the Mets one, and it asked me if I had a pain in my leg, and I said yes, and it calculated that I was Ruben Tejada.

[Outer Sparta]

I too got Bryant. I thought I'd get Rizzo or Fowler

For the Astro's version, I got Keuchel. I absolutely hate the way his name is pronounced, kie-cul, not koo-chul.

I got Shin-Soo Choo.

Shin! Soo! CHOO!

[Gim]

I got Shin-Soo Choo.

Shin! Soo! CHOO!

He got a run last game. He should be able to score tonight as well.
The guy has a knack for getting hits.

[Schiltzberg]

I got Shin-Soo Choo.

Shin! Soo! CHOO!

Bless you.

[Gim]

Shin! Soo! CHOO!

Bless you.

We should give him some allergy pills.

[Outer Sparta]

Shin! Soo! CHOO!

He got a run last game. He should be able to score tonight as well.
The guy has a knack for getting hits.

Fair enough, but J Donaldson and J Bautista crush homers. Maybe they could get it back unless R.A. Dickey…

[Gim]

He got a run last game. He should be able to score tonight as well.
The guy has a knack for getting hits.

Fair enough, but J Donaldson and J Bautista crush homers. Maybe they could get it back unless R.A. Dickey…

Dickey? Ppfff..even Price has Texas No.9 hitter hit a home run.

[Schiltzberg]

Fair enough, but J Donaldson and J Bautista crush homers. Maybe they could get it back unless R.A. Dickey…

Dickey? Ppfff..even Price has Texas No.9 hitter hit a home run.

Only in the American League. *Nods*

[Outer Sparta]

Fair enough, but J Donaldson and J Bautista crush homers. Maybe they could get it back unless R.A. Dickey…

Dickey? Ppfff..even Price has Texas No.9 hitter hit a home run.

At least it isn't the NL, where it would be embarrassing for a pitcher to hit a home run against a usual ace.

[Eastern Equestria]

Oh, I finally get why the Cubs are doing so well! Dave Ross is an old goat, and they let him into Wrigley Field, so the curse has been reversed!

Although I've stated that I'm not concerned with who wins at this point, I'd be lying if I told you that I wouldn't derive some satisfaction from seeing the Blue Jays get swept out of the postseason. Them and the Yankees are division rivals after all, and I really hate Rodgers Centre. (It's a goddamn eyesore, and the turf there is awful for players)

[Sacara]

Looks at this. They sound sooo sure of themselves, but they only got 3 of the 8 right XD

[Outer Sparta]

Tulo with the 3-run homer! Blue Jays up 5-0!