Official Major League Baseball Thread

[Gim]

I can see his salary going down in the future, which means he has a dim future.

His future might already be going down due to that error. Dim needs to be whipped into shape - literally whipped into making routine grounders that every good fielder like Dee Gordon makes.

First thing that needs to be done is to get his salary reduced.

[Idzequitch]

Good night for Matt Moore and the Rays. Five hits and one earned run allowed in seven innings, as the Rays beat Cleveland.

[Outer Sparta]

His future might already be going down due to that error. Dim needs to be whipped into shape - literally whipped into making routine grounders that every good fielder like Dee Gordon makes.

First thing that needs to be done is to get his salary reduced.

Preferably to 5 million or less. It's almost time for night soon.

[Gim]

First thing that needs to be done is to get his salary reduced.

Preferably to 5 million or less. It's almost time for night soon.

Most definitely. Imagine all that money saved by the organization. Same applies for the Yankees.

[Outer Sparta]

Preferably to 5 million or less. It's almost time for night soon.

Most definitely. Imagine all that money saved by the organization. Same applies for the Yankees.

Unfortunately, there are no coupons or discounts when signing overpaid players. Signing off.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Dang that was close. 3-2 Yankees


I'll get you next time Yankees! Next time!

[Gim]

Dang that was close. 3-2 Yankees


I'll get you next time Yankees! Next time!

Tanaka didn't get the win for his second start in a row.

[Ganos Lao]

Dang that was close. 3-2 Yankees


I'll get you next time Yankees! Next time!

Tanaka didn't get the win for his second start in a row.

Meanwhile, Jeff Samardzija got his first with the orange and black.

A landslide descended upon the Rockies with a 7 to 2 win for the Giants.

[Gim]

Tanaka didn't get the win for his second start in a row.

Meanwhile, Jeff Samardzija got his first with the orange and black.

A landslide descended upon the Rockies with a 7 to 2 win for the Giants.

Giants storming the Rockies.

Meanwhile, the Jays are becoming more incompetent and incompetent. They fail to score a great deal late in the game, for some reason.

[Ganos Lao]

Meanwhile, Jeff Samardzija got his first with the orange and black.

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A landslide descended upon the Rockies with a 7 to 2 win for the Giants.

Giants storming the Rockies.

Meanwhile, the Jays are becoming more incompetent and incompetent. They fail to score a great deal late in the game, for some reason.

Samardzija retired nine in a row and Trevor Brown (2-for-4, 4 RBIs) had two home runs (three so far in total in the eight games that the Giants have played this season). 4 multi-homer games in a row for the Giants. Hunter Pence's home run gave the Giants fifteen home runs in their first eight games of 2016. 6-2 to start off the season, leading the division so far.

A fine start from the boys. Hope they can keep up the good work.

[Gim]

Giants storming the Rockies.

Meanwhile, the Jays are becoming more incompetent and incompetent. They fail to score a great deal late in the game, for some reason.

Samardzija retired nine in a row and Trevor Brown had three home runs. 4 multi-homer games in a row for the Giants. Hunter Pence's home run gave the Giants fifteen home runs in their first eight games of 2016. 6-2 to start off the season, leading the division so far.

A fine start from the boys. Hope they can keep up the good work.

Pour me some drink, too. Hopefully, the Jays and Giants meet in the World Series. However, I wouldn't mind replacing the Jays with Orioles or Mariners.

[Outer Sparta]

Meanwhile, Jeff Samardzija got his first with the orange and black.

A landslide descended upon the Rockies with a 7 to 2 win for the Giants.

Giants storming the Rockies.

Meanwhile, the Jays are becoming more incompetent and incompetent. They fail to score a great deal late in the game, for some reason.

I'd rather prefer losing in a blowout against losing by very close, unless it's playoffs. Blowout losses are easier to forget, whereas close games are hard to wash that taste out of your mouth.

[Gim]

Giants storming the Rockies.

Meanwhile, the Jays are becoming more incompetent and incompetent. They fail to score a great deal late in the game, for some reason.

I'd rather prefer losing in a blowout against losing by very close, unless it's playoffs. Blowout losses are easier to forget, whereas close games are hard to wash that taste out of your mouth.

Especially if you make a crucial defensive error.

[Outer Sparta]

I'd rather prefer losing in a blowout against losing by very close, unless it's playoffs. Blowout losses are easier to forget, whereas close games are hard to wash that taste out of your mouth.

Especially if you make a crucial defensive error.

Blue Jays used to have Jose Reyes, their little version of Dim.

[Maineiacs]

May the Twins go 0-162, the team get disbanded, everyone remotely connected with the team down to the hot dog vendors sent to Gitmo, the entire population of the Twin Cities metro area sold into slavery, the buildings carpet bombed, and the ground sown with salt!

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

May the Twins go 0-162, the team get disbanded, everyone remotely connected with the team down to the hot dog vendors sent to Gitmo, the entire population of the Twin Cities metro area sold into slavery, the buildings carpet bombed, and the ground sown with salt!

So...I take it you're not a twins fan.

[Gim]

Blue Jays used to have Jose Reyes, their little version of Dim.

Add him to the Hall of Incompetence.

May the Twins go 0-162, the team get disbanded, everyone remotely connected with the team down to the hot dog vendors sent to Gitmo, the entire population of the Twin Cities metro area sold into slavery, the buildings carpet bombed, and the ground sown with salt!

I have faith in probably just a couple of players in Minnesota. The rest are incompetent.

[Outer Sparta]

Blue Jays used to have Jose Reyes, their little version of Dim.

Add him to the Hall of Incompetence.

May the Twins go 0-162, the team get disbanded, everyone remotely connected with the team down to the hot dog vendors sent to Gitmo, the entire population of the Twin Cities metro area sold into slavery, the buildings carpet bombed, and the ground sown with salt!

I have faith in probably just a couple of players in Minnesota. The rest are incompetent.

Added. In other words, Jarod Saltalamacchia hit a grand slam in the top of the 6th to lead 5-2 against the Pirates! Shane Grenne is in his rhythm after a rough first inning.

[Gim]

Add him to the Hall of Incompetence.



I have faith in probably just a couple of players in Minnesota. The rest are incompetent.

Added. In other words, Jarod Saltalamacchia hit a grand slam in the top of the 6th to lead 5-2 against the Pirates! Shane Grenne is in his rhythm after a rough first inning.

Seriously, the Pirates are horrible these days, except for the 2B Kang.

[Outer Sparta]

Added. In other words, Jarod Saltalamacchia hit a grand slam in the top of the 6th to lead 5-2 against the Pirates! Shane Grenne is in his rhythm after a rough first inning.

Seriously, the Pirates are horrible these days, except for the 2B Kang.

I think it's now Josh Harrison.

[Gim]

Seriously, the Pirates are horrible these days, except for the 2B Kang.

I think it's now Josh Harrison.

Who's Josh Harrison?

[Outer Sparta]

I think it's now Josh Harrison.

Who's Josh Harrison?

Pirates 2B.

[Gim]

Who's Josh Harrison?

Pirates 2B.

Where did Kang go?

[Outer Sparta]

Pirates 2B.

Where did Kang go?

I don't know.

[Gim]

Where did Kang go?

I don't know.

Knee injury. Just realized.

While he's recuperating, he's obviously having fun dating:

http://www.allkpop.com/article/2016/03/ ... -be-dating