Texas secessionists launch petition drive

[Ifreann]

We've already thoroughly dismantled AIU's (lack of) logic and arguments, like those nukes are in Texas. He just keeps bringing them back up cus he needs to keep this thread alive to try to find fellow rebels to join his holy crusade.

I disagree. I'm not the only one arguing for its possibility.

The only ones lacking argument or logic are those dismissing the talk as impossible or simply dismissing their opponents as traitors. You think the United states would risk war with a nuclear power like Russia, over the supplying of rebels?

It seems some appear to live in a fantasy world where the United states is invulnerable to successful rebellion or secession

You've yet to provide any realistic scenario in which Texas would be able to get into the positions you describe. You're making nonsense assumption after nonsense assumption so Texas can point nukes at the US, and possibly even use them, to secure its independence. Of course we're dismissing it.

[North Arkana]

Missiles on Cuba? Sounds like something of a crisis...

Are we going to reenact the invasion of the Bay of Pigs?

Nah, we'd just wave some money in front of Castro's face, he'd realize what's at risk if he helps the rebels, and turn away the shipments. Cuba already helps us with the illegal drug shipments.

[Mefpan]

We've already thoroughly dismantled AIU's (lack of) logic and arguments, like those nukes are in Texas. He just keeps bringing them back up cus he needs to keep this thread alive to try to find fellow rebels to join his holy crusade.

I disagree. I'm not the only one arguing for its possibility.

The only ones lacking argument or logic are those dismissing the talk as impossible or simply dismissing their opponents as traitors. You think the United states would risk war with a nuclear power like Russia, over the supplying of rebels?

It seems some appear to live in a fantasy world where the United states is invulnerable to successful rebellion or secession

There are not enough batshit insane lunatics in Texas to form an army that would be willing to get shot at in the name of defending the "sanctity of marriage" and all that bullshit.

...and must I point out that you're assuming Russia to be batshit enough to risk nuclear war with America while at the same time insisting America wouldn't play global thermonuclear chicken with Putin over an outright violation of American territorial integrity?

[European Socialist Republic]

We've already thoroughly dismantled AIU's (lack of) logic and arguments, like those nukes are in Texas. He just keeps bringing them back up cus he needs to keep this thread alive to try to find fellow rebels to join his holy crusade.

I disagree. I'm not the only one arguing for its possibility.

The only ones lacking argument or logic are those dismissing the talk as impossible or simply dismissing their opponents as traitors. You think the United states would risk war with a nuclear power like Russia, over the supplying of rebels?

It seems some appear to live in a fantasy world where the United states is invulnerable to successful rebellion or secession

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

You actually think Putin would start a nuclear war over some crazy Texans? Your arguments are not even delusional anymore, that would be giving them too much credit.

[Pan-America under the United States]

Because the United states will not risk invading Texas if it has nukes rendering the use of them unnecessary.

They absolutely will "risk" that because errant nuclear devices in the hands of violent secessionists is a near and evident threat to the US that must be dealt with.

This.

And AIU even if they did use the Nukes, it would totally not create a huge cloud of fallout that would blanket all of the US, Mexico, and Canada and cause irreversible damage to the already fragile ecosystem that we currently have. (Assuming that you're talking about nuking the entire US.)

[USS Monitor]

We've already thoroughly dismantled AIU's (lack of) logic and arguments, like those nukes are in Texas. He just keeps bringing them back up cus he needs to keep this thread alive to try to find fellow rebels to join his holy crusade.

I disagree. I'm not the only one arguing for its possibility.

The only ones lacking argument or logic are those dismissing the talk as impossible or simply dismissing their opponents as traitors. You think the United states would risk war with a nuclear power like Russia, over the supplying of rebels?

It seems some appear to live in a fantasy world where the United states is invulnerable to successful rebellion or secession

Oh, I forgot, Yankees are too wussy to fight.

They said that in 1860.

The fact is Yankees don't LIKE to fight. We'd rather stay home and chow down on our chowder and stuff. But that doesn't mean we CAN'T fight.

[The United States of North Amerigo]

Someone start an RP, I wanna be the U.S. Airforce in it.

[Pan-America under the United States]

Someone start an RP, I wanna be the U.S. Airforce in it.

I want to be the nukes. I've always wanted to be a Nuclear Warhead tbh.

[USS Monitor]

Someone start an RP, I wanna be the U.S. Airforce in it.

I think this thread is already an RP. It's so disconnected from reality.

[Internationalist Bastard]

I disagree. I'm not the only one arguing for its possibility.

The only ones lacking argument or logic are those dismissing the talk as impossible or simply dismissing their opponents as traitors. You think the United states would risk war with a nuclear power like Russia, over the supplying of rebels?

It seems some appear to live in a fantasy world where the United states is invulnerable to successful rebellion or secession

Oh, I forgot, Yankees are too wussy to fight.

They said that in 1860.

The fact is Yankees don't LIKE to fight. We'd rather stay home and chow down on our chowder and stuff. But that doesn't mean we CAN'T fight.

I'm kinda in the awkward space between Yankee and Dixie, but it's true. I think Northerners in general are more diplomatic, but they still fight.

[European Socialist Republic]

Someone start an RP, I wanna be the U.S. Airforce in it.

I want to be the nukes. I've always wanted to be a Nuclear Warhead tbh.

What's so fun about just sitting in the same base 24/7?

[Pan-America under the United States]

I want to be the nukes. I've always wanted to be a Nuclear Warhead tbh.

What's so fun about just sitting in the same base 24/7?

I don't have to go to school, worry about issues or anything. I could just sit in a base, do nothing, and think nothing.

[Mefpan]

Someone start an RP, I wanna be the U.S. Airforce in it.

I think this thread is already an RP. It's so disconnected from reality.

Can't be. If this was an RP we'd wait on calling someone out for godmodding until after the nukes were thrown about and two dozen dwarf states popped out of fucking nowhere to send three billion soldiers each to aid both sides at once.

[USS Monitor]

I think this thread is already an RP. It's so disconnected from reality.

Can't be. If this was an RP we'd wait on calling someone out for godmodding until after the nukes were thrown about and two dozen dwarf states popped out of fucking nowhere to send three billion soldiers each to aid both sides at once.

Point taken.

[Ifreann]

I think this thread is already an RP. It's so disconnected from reality.

Can't be. If this was an RP we'd wait on calling someone out for godmodding until after the nukes were thrown about and two dozen dwarf states popped out of fucking nowhere to send three billion soldiers each to aid both sides at once.

I don my robe and wizard hat.

[Imperializt Russia]

Someone start an RP, I wanna be the U.S. Airforce in it.

I want to be the nukes. I've always wanted to be a Nuclear Warhead tbh.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[Salus Maior]

I think this thread is already an RP. It's so disconnected from reality.

Can't be. If this was an RP we'd wait on calling someone out for godmodding until after the nukes were thrown about and two dozen dwarf states popped out of fucking nowhere to send three billion soldiers each to aid both sides at once.

The Empire of Salus Maior sends 10 Star Destroyers to aid the Yankees.

[The Predator Federation]

mfw the op is serious about threatening the U.S. military with its own nukes and thinks we wont intervene to get them back

[European Socialist Republic]

Someone start an RP, I wanna be the U.S. Airforce in it.

I think this thread is already an RP. It's so disconnected from reality.

Then I'll play the socialist revolutionaries in Texas! We are fighting against the secessionist government.

[Pan-America under the United States]

I think this thread is already an RP. It's so disconnected from reality.

Then I'll play the socialist revolutionaries in Texas!

Better yet, pretend to be a modern day Napoleon who uses tanks and shit to kill texans and americans alike.

[The Predator Federation]

Does this seem like something out of a bad technothriller

[New England and Virginia]

Look.

If you had...

mom's spaghetti.

[European Socialist Republic]

Then I'll play the socialist revolutionaries in Texas!

Better yet, pretend to be a modern day Napoleon who uses tanks and shit to kill texans and americans alike.

Europe uses the civil war as an excuse to invade and to defeat the hamburger once and for all.

[The United States of North Amerigo]

Though if me and the AIU were in an RP I could actually convince him what the airforce could do to his precious nukes.

[Geilinor]

We've already thoroughly dismantled AIU's (lack of) logic and arguments, like those nukes are in Texas. He just keeps bringing them back up cus he needs to keep this thread alive to try to find fellow rebels to join his holy crusade.

I disagree. I'm not the only one arguing for its possibility.

The only ones lacking argument or logic are those dismissing the talk as impossible or simply dismissing their opponents as traitors. You think the United states would risk war with a nuclear power like Russia, over the supplying of rebels?

It seems some appear to live in a fantasy world where the United states is invulnerable to successful rebellion or secession

It's possible but what would the average Texan get by rebelling?