TETanu...sorry, can't do it >_>

[Hurdegaryp]

No fucking shit sherlock

Holland isn't the same as the Netherlands, however.

It's only a small sliver that holds the largest cities to the point some accuse the stereotypes of the Netherlands being a stereotype of just 13% of the landmass in Holland holds water somehow...

Yet nobody makes the mistake of saying that it's great to be in England whenever they find themselves in Scotland or Wales.

[Kannap]

Flin Flon, Manitoba, Canada

Chicken, Alaska
Intercourse, Pennsylvania and Climax, Michigan (these two work in unison)
Mianus, Connecticut
Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina

Leave Fuquay-Varina out of this.

[The Serbian Empire]

Chicken, Alaska
Intercourse, Pennsylvania and Climax, Michigan (these two work in unison)
Mianus, Connecticut
Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina

Leave Fuquay-Varina out of this.

Just be glad I didn't poke at High Point like I usually do.

[Immoren]

Hankala = Difficult
Hiljaistenmiestenlaakso = The valley of the silent men
Juntti = Yokel
Kattila = Kettle
Katuma = Regret
Kinkku= Ham
Kuri = Discipline
Kusipää = Asshole (literally pee-head)
Lemu = Stench
Löytö = A finding
Naaman Niska = face’s neck
Nahkahousut = Leather pants
Nakertaja = Nibbler
Onpahanvaanlampi = ”Well here’s a pond.” Hard to translate literally
Polvi = Knee
Pummimiehentie = Hobo mans road
Punkka = Bed
Pöljä = Dumb
Sillikuja = Herring alley
Tiukka = Tight
Tuuri = Luck
Vainiintie = ”Oh I see” or ”Is that so?” road
Varajärvi = Spare lake
Veneheitto = Boat throwing
Vesikansa = Water people
Vessanperä = Toilet rear
Viinamäki = Booze hill

Feeling doomed? Visit following places:
Iso Helvetinjärvi, Pitkä Helvetinjärvi = Big Hell’s lake, Long Hell’s lake
Kalmankaltio = Fountain of death
Kuolio = gangrene
Mestauskallio = Hill of decapitation
Murhasaari = Murder island
Murtovaara = Danger of burglary / Burglary hill (vaara means danger but it also means a hill)
Myrkky = Poison
Orjasaari = Slave island
Piruntasku = Devils pocket
Pirunsaari = Devils island

Finns have named some places very.. romantically.
Varvi = Coitus, act of having sex
Halivaara = Hug danger or hug hill
Kiimankulma = Rut corner
Naimajarvi = Lake of sex
Pusula = Kiss place

Finns also have quite a fixation over male anatomy:
Ala-Mulkku = Down-Dick
Hinthaara = (almost) Gay crotch
Iso-Melanen = Big paddle (mela, paddle is also used when talked as a synonym for penis)
Isomulkku = Big dick
Keskimulkku = Middle dick
Kyrpäoja = Dick ditch
Lerssi = Again, a dick
Kivesjärvi = Testicle lake
Mulkkujärvi = Dick lake
Mulkkusaari = Dick island (this is located in the testicle lake mentioned before)
Pikkumulkku = Little dick
Siitinselkä = Penis back
Terskanperä = Glans rear
Ylä-Mulkku = Upper dick

But sure there are some pleasant places with hint of feminine touch too:
Annamarinhaara = Crotch of Annamari
Horo = A whore
Impivaara = Maid danger (or maid hill)
Pillunsilmä = Cunt eye
Saaranpaskantamasaari = An island shat by Saara
Seljanperä = Rear of Selja
Tissinpohja = Boobs bottom
Vittulampi = Cunt pond
Vitunvilkkamalampi = Pond of flickering cunt
Ämmänsaari = Hag island

Not forgetting unisex places:
Alapää = bottom, private parts
Ala-Lemu = Down-stench
Pöksynhaara = Panty crotch

And not forgetting animals either:
Hevonperse = Horses ass
Hevonvittu = Horses cunt
Kalmari = Squid
Katinhäntä = Cats tail
Ketunperä = Foxes bottom
Kissanpiiskaajankuja = Cat spankers alley
Koirankyrpäoja = Dogs dick ditch
Koiransellaisenoja = Dogs ”youknowwhat” ditch

And of course there are butt-related places:
Homeperseensuo = Mold ass swamp
Peräsuolijoki = Rectum river
Pieru = Fart
Perälä = Rear
Takalisto = The backside, butt.
Tuhnunvuori = Farts mountain

Other anatomical places:
Elinmylly = Organ mill
Suolisto = Bowels
Tyrävaara = Hernia hill / Danger of hernia

If you want to visit really shitty places try these:
Paska-Avenue = Shit Avenue
Paskajoki = Shit river.
Paskalampi = Shit pond
Paskalomatunturi = Shit vacation mountain
Paskasaaret = Shit islands
Paskatinlahti (Lohjanjärvi)
Paskatti = Urge to shit / make someone to shit (in past tense)
Paskatunturi = Shit mountain
Pissiniemi = Pee cape

If you visit Finland you don’t need to leave the country to visit following places:
(Yeah, they are real places in Finland)
Amerikka = America
Arabia = Arabia
Egypti = Egypt
Jerusalemi = Jerusalem
Perä-Amerikka = Rear America
Sveitsi = Switzerland
Uusi-Eurooppa = New Europe
Venetsia = Venice
Venäjä = Russia

[The Serbian Empire]

Holland isn't the Netherlands, though!

And to make things even more confusing, there's a town called Harlingen in Texas. The original Harlingen can be found in Fryslân, the Netherlands.

And there's no fewer than 20 towns in the US named Manchester.

[Hurdegaryp]

Hankala = Difficult
Hiljaistenmiestenlaakso = The valley of the silent men
Juntti = Yokel
Kattila = Kettle
Katuma = Regret
Kinkku= Ham
Kuri = Discipline
Kusipää = Asshole (literally pee-head)
Lemu = Stench
Löytö = A finding
Naaman Niska = face’s neck
Nahkahousut = Leather pants
Nakertaja = Nibbler
Onpahanvaanlampi = ”Well here’s a pond.” Hard to translate literally
Polvi = Knee
Pummimiehentie = Hobo mans road
Punkka = Bed
Pöljä = Dumb
Sillikuja = Herring alley
Tiukka = Tight
Tuuri = Luck
Vainiintie = ”Oh I see” or ”Is that so?” road
Varajärvi = Spare lake
Veneheitto = Boat throwing
Vesikansa = Water people
Vessanperä = Toilet rear
Viinamäki = Booze hill

Feeling doomed? Visit following places:
Iso Helvetinjärvi, Pitkä Helvetinjärvi = Big Hell’s lake, Long Hell’s lake
Kalmankaltio = Fountain of death
Kuolio = gangrene
Mestauskallio = Hill of decapitation
Murhasaari = Murder island
Murtovaara = Danger of burglary / Burglary hill (vaara means danger but it also means a hill)
Myrkky = Poison
Orjasaari = Slave island
Piruntasku = Devils pocket
Pirunsaari = Devils island

Finns have named some places very.. romantically.
Varvi = Coitus, act of having sex
Halivaara = Hug danger or hug hill
Kiimankulma = Rut corner
Naimajarvi = Lake of sex
Pusula = Kiss place

Finns also have quite a fixation over male anatomy:
Ala-Mulkku = Down-Dick
Hinthaara = (almost) Gay crotch
Iso-Melanen = Big paddle (mela, paddle is also used when talked as a synonym for penis)
Isomulkku = Big dick
Keskimulkku = Middle dick
Kyrpäoja = Dick ditch
Lerssi = Again, a dick
Kivesjärvi = Testicle lake
Mulkkujärvi = Dick lake
Mulkkusaari = Dick island (this is located in the testicle lake mentioned before)
Pikkumulkku = Little dick
Siitinselkä = Penis back
Terskanperä = Glans rear
Ylä-Mulkku = Upper dick

But sure there are some pleasant places with hint of feminine touch too:
Annamarinhaara = Crotch of Annamari
Horo = A whore
Impivaara = Maid danger (or maid hill)
Pillunsilmä = Cunt eye
Saaranpaskantamasaari = An island shat by Saara
Seljanperä = Rear of Selja
Tissinpohja = Boobs bottom
Vittulampi = Cunt pond
Vitunvilkkamalampi = Pond of flickering cunt
Ämmänsaari = Hag island

Not forgetting unisex places:
Alapää = bottom, private parts
Ala-Lemu = Down-stench
Pöksynhaara = Panty crotch

And not forgetting animals either:
Hevonperse = Horses ass
Hevonvittu = Horses cunt
Kalmari = Squid
Katinhäntä = Cats tail
Ketunperä = Foxes bottom
Kissanpiiskaajankuja = Cat spankers alley
Koirankyrpäoja = Dogs dick ditch
Koiransellaisenoja = Dogs ”youknowwhat” ditch

And of course there are butt-related places:
Homeperseensuo = Mold ass swamp
Peräsuolijoki = Rectum river
Pieru = Fart
Perälä = Rear
Takalisto = The backside, butt.
Tuhnunvuori = Farts mountain

Other anatomical places:
Elinmylly = Organ mill
Suolisto = Bowels
Tyrävaara = Hernia hill / Danger of hernia

If you want to visit really shitty places try these:
Paska-Avenue = Shit Avenue
Paskajoki = Shit river.
Paskalampi = Shit pond
Paskalomatunturi = Shit vacation mountain
Paskasaaret = Shit islands
Paskatinlahti (Lohjanjärvi)
Paskatti = Urge to shit / make someone to shit (in past tense)
Paskatunturi = Shit mountain
Pissiniemi = Pee cape

If you visit Finland you don’t need to leave the country to visit following places:
(Yeah, they are real places in Finland)
Amerikka = America
Arabia = Arabia
Egypti = Egypt
Jerusalemi = Jerusalem
Perä-Amerikka = Rear America
Sveitsi = Switzerland
Uusi-Eurooppa = New Europe
Venetsia = Venice
Venäjä = Russia

So. Many. Potential. Band. Names.

[Italios]

And to make things even more confusing, there's a town called Harlingen in Texas. The original Harlingen can be found in Fryslân, the Netherlands.

And there's no fewer than 20 towns in the US named Manchester.

And a London in Ohio.

[Italios]

So. Many. Potential. Band. Names.

Kutuma Wearing Nahkahousut

[Dyakovo]

Got to shipper and discovered my load wasn't ready...
Called dispatch to complain...

Found out I arrived a day early...

[The Serbian Empire]

And there's no fewer than 20 towns in the US named Manchester.

And a London in Ohio.

There's 34 Springfields and 20 Clintons. Apparently Jackson's very popular as well for a name of towns and cities.

[Kannap]

Got to shipper and discovered my load wasn't ready...
Called dispatch to complain...

Found out I arrived a day early...
:palm:

Better early than never?

[The Serbian Empire]

So. Many. Potential. Band. Names.

And so many place names that didn't make it to da UP.

[Dyakovo]

Got to shipper and discovered my load wasn't ready...
Called dispatch to complain...

Found out I arrived a day early...

Better early than never?

If I'd realized that the load didn'tship until tomorrow when I left my last delivery, I could have spent the night at my house...

[Kannap]

Better early than never?

If I'd realized that the load didn'tship until tomorrow when I left my last delivery, I could have spent the night at my house...

But now you get to camp out in your truck. Call some friends over, have a sleepover.

[The Serbian Empire]

If I'd realized that the load didn'tship until tomorrow when I left my last delivery, I could have spent the night at my house...

But now you get to camp out in your truck. Call some friends over, have a sleepover.

Nah, it means what the Truck.

[Kannap]

So I passed on the thirteen mile hike today because I was doing capture the flag last night.

Some folks went on a four mile hike last night at 7PM, camped the night, then continued on for a 13 mile hike today. I decided to pass.

[Dyakovo]

If I'd realized that the load didn'tship until tomorrow when I left my last delivery, I could have spent the night at my house...

But now you get to camp out in your truck. Call some friends over, have a sleepover.

"Get to camp out in my truck"...
I live in my truck for 3 weeks out of every 4...

[Kannap]

But now you get to camp out in your truck. Call some friends over, have a sleepover.

"Get to camp out in my truck"...
I live in my truck for 3 weeks out of every 4...

Then you are used to camping out in your truck.

[Immoren]

Seem legit

[Kannap]

It is 63 degrees and there is an 18 MPH wind blowing through, I am loving this weather. Feels so much like Autumn already.

[Kannap]

Seem legit

And that was the last we heard from Immy. Nobody knows what happened to her after she released the NSA's top secret.

[Coffee Cakes]

Dear Bills... please, pretty please, don't choke this 17-0 lead the way the Volunteers did last night.

[The Holy Therns]

Seem legit

And that was the last we heard from Immy. Nobody knows what happened to her after she released the NSA's top secret.

...Him.

[Kannap]

So Kannap is randomly not a WA nation. I fail to remember when I resigned from the WA, but whatever.

[Immoren]

And that was the last we heard from Immy. Nobody knows what happened to her after she released the NSA's top secret.

...Him.

I didn't even notice that, before you pointed that out.

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If [semi-]open word rpg or similar has

a) Fast travel

b) Option for sleeping/resting

Shouldn’t character get rest bonuses for fast travel, because one would think that they might stop during the travel to rest and camp for the moments.

Or is the assumption that because it’s titled “fast travel” character(s) travel whole way double paced march without regards for stopping and resting.