North Korea Megathread

by **Western Pacific Territories** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:49 am

Jordkloden wrote:A South Korean news agency named Yonhap claims that their satellite has spotted NK missiles being moved closer to the border. This has not been confirmed by South Korea or anyone really. I personally think that's just Yonhap trying to get publicity.

According to media, a non-mainstream website and a radio station, North Korea launched the missile already.

by **Imperializt Russia** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:49 am

Jordkloden wrote:A South Korean news agency named Yonhap claims that their satellite has spotted NK missiles being moved closer to the border. This has not been confirmed by South Korea or anyone really. I personally think that's just Yonhap trying to get publicity.

Wait...
Yonhap claims to have a surveillance satellite? A news agency?
Yeah, they can cock off.

by **Jordkloden** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:50 am

Imperializt Russia wrote:
Jordkloden wrote:A South Korean news agency named Yonhap claims that their satellite has spotted NK missiles being moved closer to the border. This has not been confirmed by South Korea or anyone really. I personally think that's just Yonhap trying to get publicity.

Wait...
Yonhap claims to have a surveillance satellite? A news agency?
Yeah, they can cock off.

Indeed.

by **Val Halla** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:53 am

Jordkloden wrote:A South Korean news agency named Yonhap claims that their satellite has spotted NK missiles being moved closer to the border. This has not been confirmed by South Korea or anyone really. I personally think that's just Yonhap trying to get publicity.

If they have satellites, I'm pretty sure others would. And nobody else said anything, so...

by **Jordkloden** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:54 am

Also, US is mobilizing troops. Well, shit.

by **Val Halla** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:55 am

Jordkloden wrote:Also, US is mobilizing troops. Well, shit.

Source?

by **Calimera II** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:56 am

The North has been devastated by several years of famine and economic mismanagement. South Korea, by contrast, has embarked on a successful path of democratisation and economic progress. The North has also lost one of its most important allies and economic partners, the Soviet Union. Even China, which intervened in the Korean War on behalf of the North, and has remained a supporter ever since, is now taking distant from the regime. The situation is as volatile as it has ever been, regularly tensions risk escalating into a more direct confrontation, but a full scale war is not likely to happen. The Pyongyang regime may be inhumane, but not totally stupid as to risk their lives.

by **Jordkloden** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:56 am

Val Halla wrote:
Jordkloden wrote:Also, US is mobilizing troops. Well, shit.

Source?

Telegraph.

by **Jordkloden** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:57 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11815637/North-Korean-troops-ordered-onto-war-footing-by-Kim-Jong-un-live.html

by **Val Halla** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:58 am

Jordkloden wrote:
Val Halla wrote:Source?

Telegraph.

Link?

I mean, I could easily say "I have been declared Empress of the World, source BBC", but that don't make it true.

by **Jordkloden** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:59 am

Val Halla wrote:
Jordkloden wrote:Telegraph.

Link?

I mean, I could easily say "I have been declared Empress of the World, source BBC", but that don't make it true.

Above you.

by **Val Halla** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:01 am

Jordkloden wrote:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/11815637/North-Korean-troops-ordered-onto-war-footing-by-Kim-Jong-un-live.html

That seems like a whole lot of nothing to me

by **Paragos** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:04 am

Let's just wait until Kim will loose his food budget from the "war" and just scrap the plan.

by **Ainin** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:06 am

Jordkloden wrote:Also, US is mobilizing troops. Well, shit.

That doesn't mean all that much.

The US once mobilised a field army and every warplane in East Asia to cut down a tree.

by **Imperializt Russia** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:07 am

Ainin wrote:
Jordkloden wrote:Also, US is mobilizing troops. Well, shit.

That doesn't mean all that much.

The US once mobilised a field army and every warplane in East Asia to cut down a tree.

The situation looks remarkably similar, though instead of the Americans wanting to cut down a tree, the Norks want to demolish a propaganda loudspeaker.

by **Val Halla** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:07 am

Imperializt Russia wrote:
Ainin wrote:That doesn't mean all that much.

The US once mobilised a field army and every warplane in East Asia to cut down a tree.

The situation looks remarkably similar, though instead of the Americans wanting to cut down a tree, the Norks want to demolish a propaganda loudspeaker.

There's just some South Korean guy listening to K-Pop on the radio near the border

by **Gig em Aggies** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:11 am

Val Halla wrote:
Imperializt Russia wrote:The situation looks remarkably similar, though instead of the Americans wanting to cut down a tree, the Norks want to demolish a propaganda loudspeaker.

There's just some South Korean guy listening to K-Pop on the radio near the border

Well what about the poor North Korean guy what's he listening to? Lol

by **Washington Resistance Army** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:12 am

Gig em Aggies wrote:
Val Halla wrote:There's just some South Korean guy listening to K-Pop on the radio near the border

Well what about the poor North Korean guy what's he listening to? Lol

KPA marching songs.

by **Herrebrugh** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:13 am

They're terrible at keeping deadlines.

by **Sino nations** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:15 am

N.K and S.K Have Been In War For 60 Years.Its Just Longest Ceasefire Ever.

by **Dagea** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:17 am

Herrebrugh wrote:They're terrible at keeping deadlines.

Don't invite them to any parties.

by **Mefpan** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:17 am

Sino nations wrote:N.K and S.K Have Been In War For 60 Years.Its Just Longest Ceasefire Ever.

Presumably, this has been known since page one of this thread at the very latest. Is there anything you wish to add?

by **Gig em Aggies** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:17 am

Herrebrugh wrote:They're terrible at keeping deadlines.

We should give them Microsoft office products to help them stay on schedule maybe even a couple of apple products with Siri would also help.

by **Bralia** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:22 am

You know, I'm getting really tired of all of this crap. Hurry up and fight it out or make up and kiss already.

by **Esternial** » Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:39 am

Dyrrachium wrote:
Dorozhebanyye wrote:
Putin could use a Korean war to cover up shizzle in the Ukraine.

How may I ask? We're not living in the 19th century, we have many sources of information all of which have many reporters and journalists, just because something bigger is happening doesn't mean it wouldn't get reported on

Yes, but less people will pay attention to it.

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