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You Suddenly Become Speaker of The US House

Postby San Lumen » Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:22 pm

Recently there was a thread entitled You Suddenly become President of The United States what do you do? While many great ideas where proposed the President of the United States can only suggest laws they cannot actually make them. For this scenario let's say you are already a US congressmember (as its highly unlikely though not impossible that someone not in the house could become speaker) and whichever party in the US you align with has a majority in Congress

Here's what i would do

Outlaw Gerrymandering and mandate every state use an independent commission like in California to draw legislative lines
Take money out of politics and ban people like the Koch Brothers from participating, institute minimum turnout laws for elections(if a certain percentage of voters don't turn out the election is invalid)
raise taxes on the rich back to where they were in the 1980s
overturn all voter id laws passed by Republicans
restore the voting rights act
remove tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas and instead give tax hikes
invest in green energy
give Washington DC a full voting representative in Congress
make Puerto Rico, Guam, Virgin Islands, Northern Mariana Islands and American Samoa states
invest in affordable housing
Legalize Marijuana
Cut government waste in the budget
Cut government spending on things like particle research especially CERN
Cut Military spending and stop building planes and ships the Air force and Navy has said they don;t need.
Get rid of urban sprawl and invest in cities and encourage movement from suburbs to cities
Stop borrowing money and spend within our means.
Get rid of military equipment being sold to police
Raise the minimum wage to a living wage
Stop the insane rent prices in major cities
Invest in infrastructure and high speed rail.
Stricter penalties on polluters of air and water and make them pay for the clean up.
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Postby Osterrland » Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:22 pm

Force Nancy Pelosi to work in a gulag. Or send her to Camden for eternity.

Either works, honestly.
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Postby Celsuis » Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:36 pm

Lol, OP somehow thinks Speaker of the House has dictatorial powers.

Anyway, if I was speaker, I'd refuse to schedule all bills implementing gun control, higher minimum wage, higher taxes, foreign wars, foreign aid, congressional representation for territories, corporate welfare, and NSA powers.
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Postby Neutraligon » Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:42 pm

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Postby Eol Sha » Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:48 pm

I'd promise to pass the Iran nuclear deal, whip votes like a motherfucker, and then give the position to someone else once it passes.

Celsuis wrote:Lol, OP somehow thinks Speak of the House has dictatorial powers.

Anyway, if I was speaker, I'd refuse to schedule all bills implementing gun control, higher minimum wage, higher taxes, foreign wars, foreign aid, congressional representation for territories, corporate welfare, and NSA powers.

Sounds like you'd be doing a lot of sleeping. :p
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Postby Sun Wukong » Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:53 pm

I think the first thing I'd do... is wonder where I went wrong in life.
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Postby San Lumen » Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:54 pm

Sun Wukong wrote:I think the first thing I'd do... is wonder where I went wrong in life.

ok but after that what would you do?

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Postby Sun Wukong » Thu Aug 13, 2015 9:56 pm

San Lumen wrote:
Sun Wukong wrote:I think the first thing I'd do... is wonder where I went wrong in life.

ok but after that what would you do?

Redirect all available funding towards genetically engineering catgirls for domestic use.

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Postby Lalaki » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:08 pm

I would be voted out of office by the Republicans in the House.
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Postby Maurepas » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:11 pm

Get really confused because I didn't run, wasn't aware I could run, and in no way am a Republican, :unsure:

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Postby Dooom35796821595 » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:22 pm

Make the plot of White House down happen. Exept without Channing Tatum.
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Postby San Lumen » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:32 pm

Maurepas wrote:Get really confused because I didn't run, wasn't aware I could run, and in no way am a Republican, :unsure:

did you read the scenario i laid out? I didn;'t say you had to be a republican.

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Postby Maurepas » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:37 pm

San Lumen wrote:
Maurepas wrote:Get really confused because I didn't run, wasn't aware I could run, and in no way am a Republican, :unsure:

did you read the scenario i laid out? I didn;'t say you had to be a republican.

I know you didn't say that, but the US House of Representatives currently has a Republican Majority, therefore they would vote for the Speaker of the House, and it would be really odd for them to choose someone who wasn't a Republican.

But really I was just being a smartass, :P

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Postby Geilinor » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:55 pm

Eol Sha wrote:I'd promise to pass the Iran nuclear deal, whip votes like a motherfucker, and then give the position to someone else once it passes.
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Postby Empire of Narnia » Mon Aug 17, 2015 9:09 pm

Use my power and position to steal billions in tax dollars then run off to live large in a foreign country.

Speaker doesn't have dictatorial powers, OP. Gotta stick with what's at least plausible.

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Postby Sun Wukong » Mon Aug 17, 2015 10:02 pm

Empire of Narnia wrote:Use my power and position to steal billions in tax dollars then run off to live large in a foreign country.

Speaker doesn't have dictatorial powers, OP. Gotta stick with what's at least plausible.

And this is coming from the guy who thought Star Fox was real.
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Postby Empire of Narnia » Mon Aug 17, 2015 10:45 pm

Sun Wukong wrote:
Empire of Narnia wrote:Use my power and position to steal billions in tax dollars then run off to live large in a foreign country.

Speaker doesn't have dictatorial powers, OP. Gotta stick with what's at least plausible.

And this is coming from the guy who thought Star Fox was real.

That doesn't mean I can't steal.

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Postby Rabourne » Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:00 pm

Quit, and go back home to England.

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Postby Finland SSR » Tue Aug 18, 2015 3:55 am

Sun Wukong wrote:
San Lumen wrote:ok but after that what would you do?

Redirect all available funding towards genetically engineering catgirls for domestic use.

You're welcome humanity.

I'll back Kakarot on this one.

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Postby The Holy Therns » Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:05 am

Awww, damn it. Not again!
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I'd take a couple of bribes donations, then quit.
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