The Enduring Tête-à-tête: Brought to you by the thesaurus.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

A running joke between a work friend and me is to casually work "9/11 can't melt steel beams" into every conversation we have at work, and to do it as subtly as possible and not acknowledge it when people mention it.

I kind of do the same with some of my friends when we're discussing things like the news.

I don't have friends. ^_^

[Ethel mermania]

I don't think so, my hands feel kinda puffy.

You're gonna be a classy southern lady.

Sweet tea on the porch, a giant fan in my hand, and my rocking chair, eeyupp.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

You're gonna be a classy southern lady.

Sweet tea on the porch, a giant fan in my hand, and my rocking chair, eeyupp.

Start working on the accent.

[Katyuscha]

You're gonna be a classy southern lady.

Sweet tea on the porch, a giant fan in my hand, and my rocking chair, eeyupp.

I'd prefer lemonade, but aye, that's the life

[Ethel mermania]

Sweet tea on the porch, a giant fan in my hand, and my rocking chair, eeyupp.

Start working on the accent.

That's my downfall, my accent is pure brooklynese

[The Nuclear Fist]

You're gonna be a classy southern lady.

Sweet tea on the porch, a giant fan in my hand, and my rocking chair, eeyupp.

How are the slaves?

[Ethel mermania]

Sweet tea on the porch, a giant fan in my hand, and my rocking chair, eeyupp.

How are the slaves?

Plantation hasn't been the same, since the first war of northern aggression, it's a sad time for us jewish folk pretending to be old southern women.

On the bright side, we both like fried chicken and watermelon.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

Start working on the accent.

That's my downfall, my accent is pure brooklynese

It might be me, but I think Arizona is devoid of an accent apart from standard American.

[The Blaatschapen]

That's my downfall, my accent is pure brooklynese

It might be me, but I think Arizona is devoid of an accent apart from standard American.

It's you.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

It might be me, but I think Arizona is devoid of an accent apart from standard American.

It's you.

You don't know. o.o

[Ethel mermania]

That's my downfall, my accent is pure brooklynese

It might be me, but I think Arizona is devoid of an accent apart from standard American.

I haven't spent enough time there to say, you may very well be right.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

It might be me, but I think Arizona is devoid of an accent apart from standard American.

I haven't spent enough time there to say, you may very well be right.

Actually come to think of it we turn all "t's" into "d's unless the word starts with it.

[Katyuscha]

I haven't spent enough time there to say, you may very well be right.

Actually come to think of it we turn all "t's" into "d's unless the word starts with it.

I'd say that's pretty common, nationally

[Gallade]

It's you.

You don't know. o.o

It's our business as Europeans to know everything ever about the States for mockery material.

[Katyuscha]

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It's you.[/quote]
You don't know. o.o[/quote]
It's our business as Europeans to know everything ever about the States for mockery material.[/quote]
Jokes on you. Texas is perfect and without flaws. [i]You couldn't possibly find anything on us[/i]

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

You don't know. o.o

It's our business as Europeans to know everything ever about the States for mockery material.

No one lies Europeans, that's why they all moved here!

[Gallade]

I haven't spent enough time there to say, you may very well be right.

Actually come to think of it we turn all "t's" into "d's unless the word starts with it.

The part of Ireland I grew up in does that to th sounds. Three becomes tree, the becomes de, fifth becomes fift.

[The Blaatschapen]

You don't know. o.o

It's our business as Europeans to know everything ever about the States for mockery material.

False.

We don't need to know everything, 1% is enough for a lifetime of mockery material

[The Blaatschapen]

It's our business as Europeans to know everything ever about the States for mockery material.

Jokes on you. Texas is perfect and without flaws. You couldn't possibly find anything on us

We can find plenty of things on you.


Mostly guns though.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

Actually come to think of it we turn all "t's" into "d's unless the word starts with it.

The part of Ireland I grew up in does that to th sounds. Three becomes tree, the becomes de, fifth becomes fift.

Ireland and Scotland are really hard to understand English compared to all other speakers for some reason.

[Gallade]

It's our business as Europeans to know everything ever about the States for mockery material.

False.

We don't need to know everything, 1% is enough for a lifetime of mockery material :D

Quitter!

[Bralia]

I am extremely perturbed that I missed the time of innuendo and suggestiveness. I thought I told you people to booty call me whenever this happens?

[Katyuscha]

Jokes on you. Texas is perfect and without flaws. You couldn't possibly find anything on us

We can find plenty of things on you.


Mostly guns though.

Lies and slander! I'm calling the militia on you!

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

I am extremely perturbed that I missed the time of innuendo and suggestiveness. I thought I told you people to booty call me whenever this happens?

Hi Barb Wire!

[The Blaatschapen]

We can find plenty of things on you.


Mostly guns though.

Lies and slander! I'm calling the militia on you!

Mexicans, vamos! While the militia is distracted, now is your chance!