The Enduring Tête-à-tête: Brought to you by the thesaurus.

[The Serbian Empire]

So Ke$ha after brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack?

Fact of life: Brushing your teeth with jack daniels will not make you tipsy at all, unless you are the biggest lightweight of all time. when I had colds as a child my dad would give me JD to clear up. ANd if I can do that Ke$ha can be a reasonable human after burshing her teeth with Tennessee Whiskey.

Was Ke$ha really brushing her teeth with vodka?

[KirbyFluffle]

You are intoxicated?
Oh.

I am tipsy
Too drunk to drive, not drunk enough to make shitty choices

Oh. Are you at home?

[Hladgos]

Space enough for Hlad? We can sing David Bowie and the Bee Gees for a while?


NOT DRUNK ENOUGH! Boulevard reminds you to always drink in moderation and always not be pregnant so you can drink more often

Sure thing. I'll make some tea.

Egyptian Licorice please!

Space enough for Hlad? We can sing David Bowie and the Bee Gees for a while?


NOT DRUNK ENOUGH! Boulevard reminds you to always drink in moderation and always not be pregnant so you can drink more often

But I really really want to be pregnant.

More than you want to be drunk? If so, then I strongly consider you to ask yourself why you want to be pregnant.

[Idzequitch]

Have you seen my irl name

Nope, but it probably has nothing over Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish, the longest full name in Major League History.

Oh my. And I thought Jarrod Saltalamacchia was bad.

[KirbyFluffle]

Space enough for Hlad? We can sing David Bowie and the Bee Gees for a while?


NOT DRUNK ENOUGH! Boulevard reminds you to always drink in moderation and always not be pregnant so you can drink more often

But I really really want to be pregnant.

I believe there are clinics for that.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I am tipsy
Too drunk to drive, not drunk enough to make shitty choices

Oh. Are you at home?

no im in space

[Hladgos]

My favorite show was Batman on saturday morning. That and Teen Titans.


If you haven't watched Beetlejuice then I think you wouldn't get it unless I explained. So here ya go. Beetlejuice appears if you speak his name three times.

That is informative.

I meant to ask what you were comparing yourself to when you said you were odd.

I'm odd compared to a regular spud I might think. That or an ordinary potato.

Oh. Are you at home?

no im in space

I laughed really hard at that and my momcame barreling into the room to tell me that there were people sleeping in this household. I must be tired

[Idzequitch]

Oh. Are you at home?

no im in space

Everybody takes up space, silly. The question is where that space is.

Also, I get weird when I'm hungry.

[The Serbian Empire]

Nope, but it probably has nothing over Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish, the longest full name in Major League History.

Oh my. And I thought Jarrod Saltalamacchia was bad.

Fortunately he went by Cal McLish. But that full name is two politicians and an Indian chief.

[Idzequitch]

That is informative.

I meant to ask what you were comparing yourself to when you said you were odd.

I'm odd compared to a regular spud I might think. That or an ordinary potato.

no im in space

I laughed really hard at that and my momcame barreling into the room to tell me that there were people sleeping in this household. I must be tired

I really want potatoes au gratin now.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Sure thing. I'll make some tea.

Egyptian Licorice please!

But I really really want to be pregnant.

More than you want to be drunk? If so, then I strongly consider you to ask yourself why you want to be pregnant.

Because I want a baby ok? i want lots of babies

[KirbyFluffle]

Oh. Are you at home?

no im in space

Do you have a ride home?

[Hladgos]

I'm odd compared to a regular spud I might think. That or an ordinary potato.


I laughed really hard at that and my momcame barreling into the room to tell me that there were people sleeping in this household. I must be tired

I really want potatoes au gratin now.

Potatoes right off the cast iron skillet, mmmmmmm

Egyptian Licorice please!


More than you want to be drunk? If so, then I strongly consider you to ask yourself why you want to be pregnant.

Because I want a baby ok? i want lots of babies

Well if you can afford that, go for it!

[The Serbian Empire]

I'm odd compared to a regular spud I might think. That or an ordinary potato.


I laughed really hard at that and my momcame barreling into the room to tell me that there were people sleeping in this household. I must be tired

I really want potatoes au gratin now.

I want some iguanas in Tualatin... I think I'm getting tired then.

Egyptian Licorice please!


More than you want to be drunk? If so, then I strongly consider you to ask yourself why you want to be pregnant.

Because I want a baby ok? i want lots of babies

Enough babies to rival Nadia Suleimon or Octomom?

[Western Pacific Territories]

Egyptian Licorice please!


More than you want to be drunk? If so, then I strongly consider you to ask yourself why you want to be pregnant.

Because I want a baby ok? i want lots of babies

Maybe you shouldn't have become sterile for 5 years, unless it was necessary.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

no im in space

Do you have a ride home?

im in my space shuttle and im not coming down

[The Serbian Empire]

Because I want a baby ok? i want lots of babies

Maybe you shouldn't have become sterile for 5 years, unless it was necessary.

She wants more time to get her life together as to have many babies.

[Western Pacific Territories]

Do you have a ride home?

im in my space shuttle and im not coming down

U really are drunk

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

I really want potatoes au gratin now.

I want some iguanas in Tualatin... I think I'm getting tired then.

Because I want a baby ok? i want lots of babies

Enough babies to rival Nadia Suleimon or Octomom?

That's the same person

Because I want a baby ok? i want lots of babies

Maybe you shouldn't have become sterile for 5 years, unless it was necessary.

I don't think you understand how birth control works sir

[Western Pacific Territories]

Maybe you shouldn't have become sterile for 5 years, unless it was necessary.

She wants more time to get her life together as to have many babies.

K

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

im in my space shuttle and im not coming down

U really are drunk

I'm quoting nicki minaj you cheese wheel

[KirbyFluffle]

Do you have a ride home?

im in my space shuttle and im not coming down

Then you are just sitting in your vehicle?

[KirbyFluffle]

U really are drunk

I'm quoting nicki minaj you cheese wheel

Is that an insult?

[Western Pacific Territories]

U really are drunk

I'm quoting nicki minaj you cheese wheel

Ever since I learned I had aspergers I've been mentally drunk

[Hladgos]

I'm quoting nicki minaj you cheese wheel

Is that an insult?

You should assume so and start a big spam of drama.