Ideal Romantic partner?

[Dyakovo]

I'm a poet and you better know it

This is why your awesome

This is why his awesome what?

[Torisakia]

First of all, she can't be fat. Yes, yes, I know. Shame on me for not liking chubby girls. I'm such a horrible person, judging other peoples weight. I'm so mean and rude and insensitive. Whatever.

Anyway, a pretty face would be nice. Or at least just moderately attractive. It's just nice to see a pretty face in the morning, alright? Of course a pretty personality would also be important. She has to be kind, compassionate, understanding. Preferably not psychotic. Ludacris said it best, I think: "A lady in the street and a freak in the bed". I mean, so long as she isn't too freaky.

She absolutely cannot be into Country music. That's a major no-no. She MUST be a Rocker. Preferably a gamer too. Obviously, for the sake of chemistry, it'd be best if we had a lot in common. She can't be prejudiced at all. I'm an egalitarian, I refuse to deal with that "white power"/"men are rapists"/"religion is stupid"/"God hates fags" shit. Or whatever else.

I'd prefer it if she wasn't freakishly tall. Honest. Preferably blonde, black, or red hair. Brown is okay I guess, I can deal with hair streaks and dyed hair in general. Unless it's pink or something really bright like Lime Green or whatever. I can accept a few tattoos and some piercings. No nipple, nose, lip, anal, or genital piercings though. I'm sorry, that shit just looks stupid. So do those weird-ass bows some people have in their backs that look like shoelaces. No full-body tattoos either. And fuck those weird rings some people put IN their ears. That looks so stupid I can't even tolerate it's existence. Never seen one in real life, and I hope I never do.

I'd prefer it if she didn't dress like a slut all the time. She'll need to be serious, too. No "open relationship" BS. Fertile, too. I'd like to have and raise kids, and I'd prefer it if they were actually mine (of course if I like her enough and she isn't fertile, I guess I could go with adoption).

Skin color is pretty irrelevant, though I'd prefer white, Asian, or dark girls. It's just personal preference, but I could date a black girl if I thought she was attractive enough (on the inside and outside). Trigger warning for uptight Social "Justice" Warriors: I like my women cisgender. No Transgenders, no "genderfluid/genderqueer/genderwhatever". I like my women to be women mentally AND biologically. I'm sorry, I know, I'm such an insensitive, prejudiced, oppressor. Oh how evil and intolerant I am, boo-hoo. Sue me.

That's about it. I know, I'm super picky and I'll probably never find a girl who can put up with me.

Oh well, at least I still have my vidya games.

Expect a court summon in your mailbox sometime in the next few days.

I've always thought that piercing in places like nipples, genitals, and tongues looked freaky. Just a major turn-off imo.

[Kar-Esseria]

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[Dyakovo]

Heh, I know a few people think I'm attractive, and yet I'm in the same boat. It's about personal, mutual substance above everything else, and I've only had a glimmer of that once in my life. (And by NSG's demographics I'm an old lady.)

Even I'm up there in years by NSG demographics nearing 24. I'm older than average by a full three or four years.

And yet you're young enough to be my child...

[The Serbian Empire]

My current partner is a rather sexy redhead lady who loves frilly stuff, studies physics and can repair electric motors.

Take that, everyone!

That's the type of woman I strive to be. Although my work in industrial plants means until I end up as an engineer or management would suggest the frilly stuff will be for when I'm not working.

[Dyakovo]

My current partner is a rather sexy redhead lady who loves frilly stuff, studies physics and can repair electric motors.

Take that, everyone!

Okay.
*takes Riso's SO*
...
Now what?

[Kar-Esseria]

First of all, she can't be fat. Yes, yes, I know. Shame on me for not liking chubby girls. I'm such a horrible person, judging other peoples weight. I'm so mean and rude and insensitive. Whatever.

Anyway, a pretty face would be nice. Or at least just moderately attractive. It's just nice to see a pretty face in the morning, alright? Of course a pretty personality would also be important. She has to be kind, compassionate, understanding. Preferably not psychotic. Ludacris said it best, I think: "A lady in the street and a freak in the bed". I mean, so long as she isn't too freaky.

She absolutely cannot be into Country music. That's a major no-no. She MUST be a Rocker. Preferably a gamer too. Obviously, for the sake of chemistry, it'd be best if we had a lot in common. She can't be prejudiced at all. I'm an egalitarian, I refuse to deal with that "white power"/"men are rapists"/"religion is stupid"/"God hates fags" shit. Or whatever else.

I'd prefer it if she wasn't freakishly tall. Honest. Preferably blonde, black, or red hair. Brown is okay I guess, I can deal with hair streaks and dyed hair in general. Unless it's pink or something really bright like Lime Green or whatever. I can accept a few tattoos and some piercings. No nipple, nose, lip, anal, or genital piercings though. I'm sorry, that shit just looks stupid. So do those weird-ass bows some people have in their backs that look like shoelaces. No full-body tattoos either. And fuck those weird rings some people put IN their ears. That looks so stupid I can't even tolerate it's existence. Never seen one in real life, and I hope I never do.

I'd prefer it if she didn't dress like a slut all the time. She'll need to be serious, too. No "open relationship" BS. Fertile, too. I'd like to have and raise kids, and I'd prefer it if they were actually mine (of course if I like her enough and she isn't fertile, I guess I could go with adoption).

Skin color is pretty irrelevant, though I'd prefer white, Asian, or dark girls. It's just personal preference, but I could date a black girl if I thought she was attractive enough (on the inside and outside). Trigger warning for uptight Social "Justice" Warriors: I like my women cisgender. No Transgenders, no "genderfluid/genderqueer/genderwhatever". I like my women to be women mentally AND biologically. I'm sorry, I know, I'm such an insensitive, prejudiced, oppressor. Oh how evil and intolerant I am, boo-hoo. Sue me.

That's about it. I know, I'm super picky and I'll probably never find a girl who can put up with me.

Oh well, at least I still have my vidya games.

Expect a court summon in your mailbox sometime in the next few days.

I've always thought that piercing in places like nipples, genitals, and tongues looked freaky. Just a major turn-off imo.

Tongues? Tongues I can deal with.

[Dubrovka]

This is why your awesome

This is why his awesome what?

What

[Kar-Esseria]

My current partner is a rather sexy redhead lady who loves frilly stuff, studies physics and can repair electric motors.

Take that, everyone!

But she goes to a different school so we wouldn't know her, right?

[The Cobalt Sky]

Someone who doesn't try to smother you to death with their cardigan after you fall asleep.

[Risottia]

My current partner is a rather sexy redhead lady who loves frilly stuff, studies physics and can repair electric motors.
Take that, everyone!

That's the type of woman I strive to be. Although my work in industrial plants means until I end up as an engineer or management would suggest the frilly stuff will be for when I'm not working.

Well, working in the nude would lessen the risk of you being caught into dangerous machinery, but it would increase the risk of everybody becoming a bit too distracted.

My current partner is a rather sexy redhead lady who loves frilly stuff, studies physics and can repair electric motors.
Take that, everyone!

Okay.
*takes Riso's SO*
...
Now what?

*curbstomp invades*

[Kar-Esseria]

Someone who doesn't try to smother you to death with their cardigan after you fall asleep.

Remember kids, don't stick your dick in crazy!

[Risottia]

My current partner is a rather sexy redhead lady who loves frilly stuff, studies physics and can repair electric motors.

Take that, everyone!

But she goes to a different school so we wouldn't know her, right?

Wait, are you still at school?

[Dyakovo]

This is why his awesome what?

What

That's what I asked.

[Kar-Esseria]

But she goes to a different school so we wouldn't know her, right?

Wait, are you still at school?

No, I was making a joke about imaginary girlfriends on the Internet.

[The Cobalt Sky]

Someone who doesn't try to smother you to death with their cardigan after you fall asleep.

Remember kids, don't stick your dick in crazy!

Exactly. It just ends up making more crazy, and then the world is filled with nuts, and then society collapses.

[Dyakovo]

Okay.
*takes Riso's SO*
...
Now what?

*curbstomp invades*

Hey, I was just following instructions...

[Esternial]

Select only ONE option?

Fuck that noize. I like women that are sexy, quiet, nerdy and/or perverted. Cheery and girly is okey, but not too excessive.

Milky white Caucasian certainly does it for me, but that not a must-have. Hair colour doesn't really matter either, though ginger hair is pretty hot. Specific eye colour isn't that important, but occasionally I do meet a woman with amazingly beautiful eyes that make brief moments of eye contact linger in my mind for a while. So in each case there's something that ascends above the rest, but nothing else is really excluded. Though I must admit I'm not a fan of overly tan women.

I'd just want someone whose company I enjoy and who enjoys mine. Someone that tolerates my flaws and makes me want to be a better person. Most of all, someone I can truly and deeply care for.

[The Serbian Empire]

That's the type of woman I strive to be. Although my work in industrial plants means until I end up as an engineer or management would suggest the frilly stuff will be for when I'm not working.

Well, working in the nude would lessen the risk of you being caught into dangerous machinery, but it would increase the risk of everybody becoming a bit too distracted.

True, but I'm fairly self conscious about my body in the first place. As a result, I sort of have two wardrobes at this point. One for working which is effectively male due to my body frame. My mother actually often borrows my male sweatshirts for warmth. She's got a fairly masculine frame for a woman to the point I think only the voice prevents her from being misgendered to the point it's high pitched to the point people have asked "Where are your parents?" when she hasn't been a child in 40 years.

[Kar-Esseria]

Remember kids, don't stick your dick in crazy!

Exactly. It just ends up making more crazy, and then the world is filled with nuts, and then society collapses.

Alternatively, don't stick your tongue/dildo in crazy.

[Armeia]

Uh, as for appearance I'm not super picky but if I could pick anything I would say slim, Korean or Japanese in ethnicity, with brown hair.

About personality, ENFJ would be best. Also she can't be a commie, that would be a total dealbreaker.

[Imperium Sidhicum]

She must speak my native language, not necessarily be of the same nationality as me, she must be healthy and reasonably fit, must have a good sense of humor and lack complexes about her body. She must be an ardent nationalist and patriot, preferably employed or at least interest in the military, must know her way around a gun or some form of martial art.

Her appearance is largely irrelevant, I can appreciate many different forms of women as long as they take proper care of themselves.

[Kar-Esseria]

She must speak my native language, not necessarily be of the same nationality as me, she must be healthy and reasonably fit, must have a good sense of humor and lack complexes about her body. She must be an ardent nationalist and patriot, preferably employed or at least interest in the military, must know her way around a gun or some form of martial art.

Her appearance is largely irrelevant, I can appreciate many different forms of women as long as they take proper care of themselves.

If you're going to stick with tough, no-nonsense, nationalistic, military brats, you might have a harder time finding a woman than me. And that's saying quite a bit.

[Imperium Sidhicum]

She must speak my native language, not necessarily be of the same nationality as me, she must be healthy and reasonably fit, must have a good sense of humor and lack complexes about her body. She must be an ardent nationalist and patriot, preferably employed or at least interest in the military, must know her way around a gun or some form of martial art.

Her appearance is largely irrelevant, I can appreciate many different forms of women as long as they take proper care of themselves.

If you're going to stick with tough, no-nonsense, nationalistic, military brats, you might have a harder time finding a woman than me. And that's saying quite a bit.

Maybe. But why give up on finding a single diamond and contend yourself with a bag of pebbles?

[Shangri llama]

I have a preference for quick witted, with a sense of humor freely using sarcasm. Physically I slightly prefer blondes, athletic. Throw in a good number of tattoo and piercings and that's pretty perfect. So, more or less my current girlfriend.

Which is an interesting way to join a new forum. High, everybody.