Ideal Romantic partner?

[Fenexia and holochrome]

Only one option? whyyyyy

[Ontorisa]

Erm, well, we all have different definitions of "cute". Those things in the poll are asking what do you find cute?

Ehhhhh...

Semantics here, but isn't it asking for what you prefer in a relationship or something of the sort?

It's kind of just a big relationship megathread. Basically, we talk about anything that has to do with relationships (i.e. wheeling, preferences, types, who'd you bang, etc.)

[Ashworth-Attwater]

Me with a vagina.

Wait, that sounded weird.

[Atelia]

Me with a vagina.

Not one for curves, or feminine faces eh?

[Ontorisa]

Could we just rename this to Relationship Megathread since it's become a discussion for a lot more than just an ideal romantic partner?

EDIT:

@Atelia

Sounds a lot like you.

[Atelia]

@Atelia

Sounds a lot like you.

What? Why do you say that?

[Ontorisa]

@Atelia

Sounds a lot like you.

What? Why do you say that?

I dunno, just sounds like you.

[Atelia]

What? Why do you say that?

I dunno, just sounds like you.

Well, I would like a women who is also religious, and shares my views on politics, but do I want a female version of me? No, I don't necessarily want someone with the same hobbies, opinion on everything, or work ethic as me.

[Boomhaueristan]

Your mom.

[Sam Hyde]

A woman who knows when to shut the fuck up.

Also has a nice set of tits and likes the same stuff I do.

[Ontorisa]

A woman who knows when to shut the fuck up.

Also has a nice set of tits and likes the same stuff I do.

So basically Boomhaueristan's mother?

[Sam Hyde]

A woman who knows when to shut the fuck up.

Also has a nice set of tits and likes the same stuff I do.

So basically Boomhaueristan's mother?

Tbh I think Dale's wife is hotter.

Anyone but Peggy!

[Boomhaueristan]

So basically Boomhaueristan's mother?

Tbh I think Dale's wife is hotter.

Anyone but Peggy!

You keep your dang hands off my wife John Redcorn.

[Sam Hyde]

Tbh I think Dale's wife is hotter.

Anyone but Peggy!

You keep your dang hands off my wife John Redcorn.

Fine I'll just cuck Khan and bang his wife.

[Ontorisa]

You keep your dang hands off my wife John Redcorn.

Fine I'll just cuck Khan and bang his wife.

I'm missing an inside joke, am I.

[Maoist Britain]

A fellow Maoist, preferably a feminist. I like women who are independent.

[Sam Hyde]

A fellow Maoist, preferably a feminist. I like women who are independent.

When a woman tells me she's independent, all I hear is "I see nothing wrong with divorcing your ass and stealing half of your shit".

[Maoist Britain]

A fellow Maoist, preferably a feminist. I like women who are independent.

When a woman tells me she's independent, all I hear is "I see nothing wrong with divorcing your ass and stealing half of your shit".

Don't have such expectations of women. They are smart, but they are not scheming.

[Ontorisa]

When a woman tells me she's independent, all I hear is "I see nothing wrong with divorcing your ass and stealing half of your shit".

Don't have such expectations of women. They are smart, but they are not scheming.

[The Emerald Legion]

Someone who I could conceivably share my life with and not find horribly dull.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

A fellow Maoist, preferably a feminist. I like women who are independent.

When a woman tells me she's independent, all I hear is "I see nothing wrong with divorcing your ass and stealing half of your shit".

Then don't fucking marry if you're going to be a sexist, honestly.

[Zottistan]

When a woman tells me she's independent, all I hear is "I see nothing wrong with divorcing your ass and stealing half of your shit".

Don't have such expectations of women. They are smart, but they are not scheming.

There are as many heartless, conniving women as there are heartless, conniving men. And there are a lot of heartless, conniving men.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Don't have such expectations of women. They are smart, but they are not scheming.

There are as many heartless, conniving women as there are heartless, conniving men. And there are a lot of heartless, conniving men.

I really doubt many people, male or female, marry just to get a divorce. And if they do, they certainly aren't shooting for middle class.
If you distrust your partner so much, don't fucking marry them. Get a prenup. Women aren't out to screw over men. Damn, do I really have to explain this?

[Torisakia]

A fellow Maoist, preferably a feminist. I like women who are independent.

When a woman tells me she's independent, all I hear is "I see nothing wrong with divorcing your ass and stealing half of your shit".

I always thought when a woman says she's independent, it meant that she hadn't signed that record deal yet.

And, in a technical sense, everyone is independent if they provide for themselves.

[Zottistan]

There are as many heartless, conniving women as there are heartless, conniving men. And there are a lot of heartless, conniving men.

I really doubt many people, male or female, marry just to get a divorce. And if they do, they certainly aren't shooting for middle class.
If you distrust your partner so much, don't fucking marry them. Get a prenup. Women aren't out to screw over men. Damn, do I really have to explain this?

I don't know why you're telling me. I agree with you.