Ideal Romantic partner?

[The Jaclean Empire]

Well that's a tiny bit soul crushing. Humour just doesn't come naturally to me at all and I'm never able to laugh at others jokes (In fact I'm rather sure I have only laughed at people's mistakes) which tends to make them slightly uncomfortable, I wouldn't want to upset a partner in such a way so it seems to be for the best that they are like me in this regard. I guess I don't really know what else there is for me to say other then the fact that laughter isn't the only joy to life so it's absence doesn't lead to depression.

Partners adapt bro, believe me. Just as long as they aren't total control freaks who bitch whenever you go and hang out with your buds for two hours (like my most recent ex) then you're fine. Oh yeah, and remember the golden rule guys/gals:

"Don't stick your dick in crazy/Don't let crazy stick his dick in you"

#1 rule when it comes to dating and such. #Ontyisarelationshipguide

A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is as/more hot than she is crazy

[Ontorisa]

Partners adapt bro, believe me. Just as long as they aren't total control freaks who bitch whenever you go and hang out with your buds for two hours (like my most recent ex) then you're fine. Oh yeah, and remember the golden rule guys/gals:

"Don't stick your dick in crazy/Don't let crazy stick his dick in you"

#1 rule when it comes to dating and such. #Ontyisarelationshipguide

A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is as/more hot than she is crazy

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Hmm, that rule is arguable. If a girl is kind of hot but her turn-on is cutting someone or something completely irrational like that, that's a "even if she's got, don't bang, don't hang, don't give her the wang, fucking bail and Whilee E. Coyote the fuck outta there"

Source: Personal Experience

[The Jaclean Empire]

A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is as/more hot than she is crazy

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Hmm, that rule is arguable. If a girl is kind of hot but her turn-on is cutting someone or something completely irrational like that, that's a "even if she's got, don't bang, don't hang, don't give her the wang, fucking bail and Whilee E. Coyote the fuck outta there"

Source: Personal Experience

True, however most crazy girls will do it in the back door, so you got to try it at least once.

[Atelia]

Well that's a tiny bit soul crushing. Humour just doesn't come naturally to me at all and I'm never able to laugh at others jokes (In fact I'm rather sure I have only laughed at people's mistakes) which tends to make them slightly uncomfortable, I wouldn't want to upset a partner in such a way so it seems to be for the best that they are like me in this regard. I guess I don't really know what else there is for me to say other then the fact that laughter isn't the only joy to life so it's absence doesn't lead to depression.

Partners adapt bro, believe me. Just as long as they aren't total control freaks who bitch whenever you go and hang out with your buds for two hours (like my most recent ex) then you're fine. Oh yeah, and remember the golden rule guys/gals:

"Don't stick your dick in crazy/Don't let crazy stick his dick in you"

#1 rule when it comes to dating and such. #Ontyisarelationshipguide

Well I think of it like this. A lot of people ask for humorous people, somebody has to not be humorous and somebody has to Be fine with that. I guess if that seems crazy, well I guess me being crazy isn't much of a stretch.

[Ontorisa]

Hmm, that rule is arguable. If a girl is kind of hot but her turn-on is cutting someone or something completely irrational like that, that's a "even if she's got, don't bang, don't hang, don't give her the wang, fucking bail and Whilee E. Coyote the fuck outta there"

Source: Personal Experience

True, however most crazy girls will do it in the back door, so you got to try it at least once.

Don't tell me you did that with one

This thread is diving down from PG-13, I can already tell.

[-The Unified Earth Governments-]

*Places Party-Busting Hat On*

Why is the poll only for men huh?

[Ontorisa]

*Places Party-Busting Hat On*

Why is the poll only for men huh?

Ask Deian.

So, TUEG, what's your type? Benchwarmers? Knew it.

EDIT:

@Atelia

Sick photo brah

[The Jaclean Empire]

True, however most crazy girls will do it in the back door, so you got to try it at least once.

Don't tell me you did that with one

This thread is diving down from PG-13, I can already tell.

Umm no comment.

She wasn't that crazy, just if I did something like hold the door for a random girl she would flip out and yell at me. Also she needed to be the center of attention, one time she tried to cancel the cable so I would stop watching TV as much and spend more time with her.

[Ontorisa]

Don't tell me you did that with one

This thread is diving down from PG-13, I can already tell.

Umm no comment.

She wasn't that crazy, just if I did something like hold the door for a random girl she would flip out and yell at me. Also she needed to be the center of attention, one time she tried to cancel the cable so I would stop watching TV as much and spend more time with her.

Hmm.

My most recent (and maybe the most controlling) ex was pretty paranoid about me talking with my friends (particularly other girls). Whenever I was away, she would send me concerning texts like: "where are you at? i miss you" when I literally just walked down to the local Tims with a couple of the guys. Probably the breaking point for me was after our 4 month anniversary when I was down swimming with the guys and a few others (Sunday too, so I spent like ~7-8 hours with her that day, so I needed a bit of a break, y'know?) and she sends me a text "Where the fuck are you?"

Mhm, yeah, two days later I broke up with her. Dunno what happened to her, but I pity the guy who gets with her after.

[The Jaclean Empire]

Umm no comment.

She wasn't that crazy, just if I did something like hold the door for a random girl she would flip out and yell at me. Also she needed to be the center of attention, one time she tried to cancel the cable so I would stop watching TV as much and spend more time with her.

Hmm.

My most recent (and maybe the most controlling) ex was pretty paranoid about me talking with my friends (particularly other girls). Whenever I was away, she would send me concerning texts like: "where are you at? i miss you" when I literally just walked down to the local Tims with a couple of the guys. Probably the breaking point for me was after our 4 month anniversary when I was down swimming with the guys and a few others (Sunday too, so I spent like ~7-8 hours with her that day, so I needed a bit of a break, y'know?) and she sends me a text "Where the fuck are you?"

Mhm, yeah, two days later I broke up with her. Dunno what happened to her, but I pity the guy who gets with her after.

I see, I only dated this chick for like 2 weeks.

[Ontorisa]

Hmm.

My most recent (and maybe the most controlling) ex was pretty paranoid about me talking with my friends (particularly other girls). Whenever I was away, she would send me concerning texts like: "where are you at? i miss you" when I literally just walked down to the local Tims with a couple of the guys. Probably the breaking point for me was after our 4 month anniversary when I was down swimming with the guys and a few others (Sunday too, so I spent like ~7-8 hours with her that day, so I needed a bit of a break, y'know?) and she sends me a text "Where the fuck are you?"

Mhm, yeah, two days later I broke up with her. Dunno what happened to her, but I pity the guy who gets with her after.

I see, I only dated this chick for like 2 weeks.

Ah. Two weeks of hell I assume?

I only stuck around with McCrazy because her best friend said she was better than that. Yeah right, better my ass.

[The Jaclean Empire]

I see, I only dated this chick for like 2 weeks.

Ah. Two weeks of hell I assume?

I only stuck around with McCrazy because her best friend said she was better than that. Yeah right, better my ass.

2 weeks of hell, but she knew what she was doing. If you know what I mean

[Ontorisa]

Ah. Two weeks of hell I assume?

I only stuck around with McCrazy because her best friend said she was better than that. Yeah right, better my ass.

2 weeks of hell, but she knew what she was doing. If you know what I mean

To quote Juicy J on this:

"Girl give me head like lice"

[Atelia]

*Places Party-Busting Hat On*

Why is the poll only for men huh?

Ask Deian.

So, TUEG, what's your type? Benchwarmers? Knew it.

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@Atelia

Sick photo brah

Thanks I suppose, it appears people like my lips. But eh I feel my new flag give a bit more human character whenever I post.

[The Jaclean Empire]

2 weeks of hell, but she knew what she was doing. If you know what I mean

To quote Juicy J on this:

"Girl give me head like lice"

Again no comment.

[Ontorisa]

@Atelia

Sick photo brah

Thanks I suppose, it appears people like my lips. But eh I feel my new flag give a bit more human character whenever I post.

S'all good, you'll get all the ladies on NS from that cut.

To quote Juicy J on this:

Again no comment.

[The Jaclean Empire]

Thanks I suppose, it appears people like my lips. But eh I feel my new flag give a bit more human character whenever I post.

S'all good, you'll get all the ladies on NS from that cut.

Again no comment.

" " Indeed. She was good, matter of fact I think I'll give her a call. Jk

[Ontorisa]

S'all good, you'll get all the ladies on NS from that cut.

" " Indeed.

I think quoting Borat on this would be appropriate.

[The Jaclean Empire]

" " Indeed.

I think quoting Borat on this would be appropriate.

It would.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

*Places Party-Busting Hat On*

Why is the poll only for men huh?

Herero men I may add

I mean what I can't like another furry guy like why poll.

[Atelia]

Thanks I suppose, it appears people like my lips. But eh I feel my new flag give a bit more human character whenever I post.

S'all good, you'll get all the ladies on NS from that cut.

Again no comment.

Is that so? Suppose it takes time then. I'm ready NS. Any time now.... Any time... *Cries*

[Redsection]

I would like a girl maybe slim or average, i could take a bit chubby but thats pretty much it. I love pale redhead girls that have little freckles , but mostly i look for a super nerd like me. If possible a wh40k nerd such as my self. tell me this is not sexy.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

Ideal guy is a lot like my dom. ;-; crie so much

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

I would like a girl maybe slim or average, i could take a bit chubby but thats pretty much it. I love pale redhead girls that have little freckles , but mostly i look for a super nerd like me. If possible a wh40k nerd such as my self. tell me this is not sexy.

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That looks satanic.

[Mavorpen]

Ideal guy is a lot like my dom. ;-; crie so much

I'm fluid when it comes to whether I'm a dom or sub. *nods*