Ideal Romantic partner?

[Colonial Rhodesia]

a Autistic Redhead who is both beautiful and nice to be around someone who shares my view of the world and loves me for who I am not who people think I am.

[The Wolven League]

A talkative, phlegmatic, liberal redhead who is kind of bitchy. For some reason, I like that last trait.

[Ontorisa]

Someone shorter than 5"5, even when they wear heels, athletic and funny.

Boom. Send nudes pls.

[Skaaneland Continued]

I don't see how she would have to be nerd or geek. She would just have to suck my dick and look very good. And support HIF of course.

[Arach-Naga Combine]

Scaly, obviously. Both chitinous and keritinous.

[West Hudson]

I realize I should be more specific about my ideal partner. So here it goes...

Physically I look for a lighter skinned Caucasoid, preferably of Olive tone who takes care of herself.
I seek a socially conservative, spiritual, modest woman who has the capabilities to hold her own, is a nationalist and interested in politics. She must be a fairly serious person (No humour), be confident, brave, and have a keen sense of morals. It is also fairly critical for our compatibility that she shares my views against global zionism.

I'm not going to comment on the other personality traits that you desire, but no humor? Jesus, I can't imagine how depressing that would be - complete seriousness every waking moment.

[Sebastianbourg]

I don't see how she would have to be nerd or geek. She would just have to suck my dick and look very good. And support HIF of course.

^This.

[Sungai Pusat]

Taking your poll's question straight-faced, I'd say that, not depending on gender, I would want my partner to be a counter for me.

Which means, in my context, someone who is as quick as me in dismissing my ideas and telling me why, along with being someone who, at least at this point, is more loud and cheerful and the like.

[Ontorisa]

I realize I should be more specific about my ideal partner. So here it goes...

Physically I look for a lighter skinned Caucasoid, preferably of Olive tone who takes care of herself.
I seek a socially conservative, spiritual, modest woman who has the capabilities to hold her own, is a nationalist and interested in politics. She must be a fairly serious person (No humour), be confident, brave, and have a keen sense of morals. It is also fairly critical for our compatibility that she shares my views against global zionism.

I'm not going to comment on the other personality traits that you desire, but no humor? Jesus, I can't imagine how depressing that would be - complete seriousness every waking moment.

No humour in a relationship is just begging for it to go down a bad route. Believe me, people who don't laugh around their SO or poke at fun with them or crack jokes here and there, well, they don't really make good partners. I mean, sure, you don't want to have a super immature person who can't be serious regardless of the situation, but you also can't be serious 24/7. It's mentally and emotionally impossible, you have to open up once in a while.

[West Hudson]

I don't see how she would have to be nerd or geek. She would just have to suck my dick and look very good. And support HIF of course.

That pretty much hits the nail right on the head for a whole lot of people.

[The Serbian Empire]

Someone shorter than 5"5, even when they wear heels, athletic and funny.

Boom. Send nudes pls.

So you want gymnasts?

[West Hudson]

I'm not going to comment on the other personality traits that you desire, but no humor? Jesus, I can't imagine how depressing that would be - complete seriousness every waking moment.

No humour in a relationship is just begging for it to go down a bad route. Believe me, people who don't laugh around their SO or poke at fun with them or crack jokes here and there, well, they don't really make good partners. I mean, sure, you don't want to have a super immature person who can't be serious regardless of the situation, but you also can't be serious 24/7. It's mentally and emotionally impossible, you have to open up once in a while.

I agree. However, apparently it is both mentally and emotionally possible... that is, if you're Atelia or his fantasy woman.

[Ontorisa]

Someone shorter than 5"5, even when they wear heels, athletic and funny.

Boom. Send nudes pls.

So you want gymnasts?

Not sure about gymnasts. I mean I know a girl who plays Rugby, is like 5"2 and is pretty funny. But fuck that, no wheels there bud. No in hell's way is she going to date a benchwarmer like yours truly.

EDIT: Plus she has a boyfriend soo...

I don't see how she would have to be nerd or geek. She would just have to suck my dick and look very good. And support HIF of course.

That pretty much hits the nail right on the head for a whole lot of people.

Hah. Head. That was good.

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

a Autistic Redhead who is both beautiful and nice to be around someone who shares my view of the world and loves me for who I am not who people think I am.

So Rin?

[West Hudson]

That pretty much hits the nail right on the head for a whole lot of people.

Hah. Head. That was good.

Huh. I didn't notice that when I posted it.

[Deskorga]

I'm aromantic... It's the best conclusion I have based on my feelings.

But I picked Nerd/Geeky anyway because that what I think I'd want if I wanted a romantic partner.

[Dyakovo]

Someone shorter than 5"5, even when they wear heels, athletic and funny.

Boom. Send nudes pls.

Even if we don't fit those criteria?
...
Okay.

[Ontorisa]

Someone shorter than 5"5, even when they wear heels, athletic and funny.

Boom. Send nudes pls.

Even if we don't fit those criteria?
...
Okay.

S'all good Dya

Any nude, as long as it's not a slong, is fine by me. pls im more thirsty than the kids in africa JK on the nudes, but if you want, send them hahaha

[Atelia]

I'm not going to comment on the other personality traits that you desire, but no humor? Jesus, I can't imagine how depressing that would be - complete seriousness every waking moment.

No humour in a relationship is just begging for it to go down a bad route. Believe me, people who don't laugh around their SO or poke at fun with them or crack jokes here and there, well, they don't really make good partners. I mean, sure, you don't want to have a super immature person who can't be serious regardless of the situation, but you also can't be serious 24/7. It's mentally and emotionally impossible, you have to open up once in a while.

Well that's a tiny bit soul crushing. Humour just doesn't come naturally to me at all and I'm never able to laugh at others jokes (In fact I'm rather sure I have only laughed at people's mistakes) which tends to make them slightly uncomfortable, I wouldn't want to upset a partner in such a way so it seems to be for the best that they are like me in this regard. I guess I don't really know what else there is for me to say other then the fact that laughter isn't the only joy to life so it's absence doesn't lead to depression.

[The Jaclean Empire]

White redhead with a nice body, and big butt. Not tan not pale. Preferably catholic/christian. Wants 4-6 kids, doesn't have a scary dad, Isn't a total party killer, is humorous, and is supportive of me owning a gun.

[The Wolven League]

White redhead with a nice body, and big butt. Not tan not pale. Preferably catholic/christian. Wants 4-6 kids, doesn't have a scary dad, Isn't a total party killer, is humorous, and is supportive of me owning a gun.

The first two sentences is basicaly my ideal partner, at least regarding physical apperance. THen everything else except humorous/no scary dad is far different from my ideal partner

[Seraven]

Someone that fits with me. And care for each other.

[Ontorisa]

No humour in a relationship is just begging for it to go down a bad route. Believe me, people who don't laugh around their SO or poke at fun with them or crack jokes here and there, well, they don't really make good partners. I mean, sure, you don't want to have a super immature person who can't be serious regardless of the situation, but you also can't be serious 24/7. It's mentally and emotionally impossible, you have to open up once in a while.

Well that's a tiny bit soul crushing. Humour just doesn't come naturally to me at all and I'm never able to laugh at others jokes (In fact I'm rather sure I have only laughed at people's mistakes) which tends to make them slightly uncomfortable, I wouldn't want to upset a partner in such a way so it seems to be for the best that they are like me in this regard. I guess I don't really know what else there is for me to say other then the fact that laughter isn't the only joy to life so it's absence doesn't lead to depression.

Partners adapt bro, believe me. Just as long as they aren't total control freaks who bitch whenever you go and hang out with your buds for two hours (like my most recent ex) then you're fine. Oh yeah, and remember the golden rule guys/gals:

"Don't stick your dick in crazy/Don't let crazy stick his dick in you"

#1 rule when it comes to dating and such. #Ontyisarelationshipguide

[Arcturus Novus]

Someone who can put up with my relentless puns. Other than that, gender and appearance don't really matter much. Kinda have a thing for outlandish hair colors and piercings, though.

[Kiaculta]

I have no serious "qualifications", except being able to kick my ass if I'm showing signs of becoming a douche.