Ideal Romantic partner?

[Geanna]

Intelligence and compassionate. Not saying you have to be a genius sort of intelligence, but common sense and the added benefit of mental sparring I tend to find attractive.

[Ostroeuropa]

Intelligence is a must, a sense of humor, and a communicative outlook on relationships with the sense that most problems can be overcome by compromise, exchange, and communication.
Someone who doesn't expect me to be masculine all the time.
Preferably a nerd of some type so I can geek out with them. If they're a politics nerd on top of other nerdiness that then i'll fall head over heels.
At least not ugly, or ugly but with traits and quirks that I can find endearing. (Ideally, smoking hot and with those traits, obviously.)

Though all of that is besides the point. You don't really decide who to fall in love with.
Certainly if someone fit all those then i'd probably start seeing them in a way more likely to cause me to like them, but sometimes it just doesn't work out like that.

[Post War America]

As a forewarning this is the ideal circumstances and I fully understand that ideal circumstances are by defninition impossible to meet... especially when one (the poster in this case) is a hideously deformed monster with the personality of a cardboard box. Therefore do not even remotely take this as my uberstupid exacting standards.

Ideally my partner would (probably, while *technically* biromatic, I have an extraordinarily heavy hetero lean) be a female of comparatively average build with a purty face framed by shoulderish length dark hair. Someone who is (within reason) intelligent, and will put up with my lack of social grace, and preferably with a personality that I can enjoy being in the company of. I do have a strong preference for other people of a musical bent. Finally I would very much like someone who is either a grey asexual like myself or have a limited sex drive (I would be willing to engage in intercourse to humour a romantic partner every once in a while but I do have limits), or at the very least not be offended at the term "Open Relationship" long enough for me to explain that I would very much rather they be more fulfilled by multiple people than less fulfilled solely with me.

[Nikolausstadt]

Goth girls best girls.

[Chessmistress]

I wan't a guy with a big dick, big bank account, and short life.

Funny, we have almost the same tastes when it comes at choosing a male partner...meh..except for a little detail

I wan't a guy with a big little dick, big bank account, and short life.

[The Serbian Empire]

I like my men and women androgynous and quirky

I wish I could fit that mold more physically. However, that's not happening.

Why is this thread not simply entitled, "Mai Waifu?"

Anyway, I just want a simple girl, who is playful, fun to hang out with, and has an engorged posterior.

Mai Waifu doesn't exist.

[USS Monitor]

I wan't a guy with a big dick, big bank account, and short life.

Funny, we have almost the same tastes when it comes at choosing a male partner...meh..except for a little detail

I wan't a guy with a big little dick, big bank account, and short life.

And I really don't give a rat's ass about the size of a guy's dick.

[Sam Hyde]

Submissive and conservative.

[Torisakia]

Why is this thread not simply entitled, "Mai Waifu?"

Anyway, I just want a simple girl, who is playful, fun to hang out with, and has an engorged posterior.

Except some of us don't have waifus. Because waifus choose us.

[Meryuma]

Goth girls best girls.

No, the best girls are the girls who look like cute boys.

Funny, we have almost the same tastes when it comes at choosing a male partner...meh..except for a little detail

And I really don't give a rat's ass about the size of a guy's dick.

Dicks are only interesting in context tbh. I don't really give any thought to size.

[Replevion]

Goth girls best girls.

No, the best girls are the girls who look like cute boys.

And I really don't give a rat's ass about the size of a guy's dick.

Dicks are only interesting in context tbh. I don't really give any thought to size.

Maybe it's just me, but I give it more than a passing thought when one is jammed into me somewhere.

People make fun of the "you're a 'good size'" compliment, but it's a real thing. Small may be easy and 'comfortable' but also not exciting. Big may be exciting but hard to bear. There's actually a lot to be said for "average".

[Chessmistress]

Funny, we have almost the same tastes when it comes at choosing a male partner...meh..except for a little detail

And I really don't give a rat's ass about the size of a guy's dick.

That's good for you, you're lucky, you have more options than both me and SAT (even if me and SAT, we have very different sensibilities, it seems)
Still, there's that thing of big bank account and short life, that's important, right?

No, the best girls are the girls who look like cute boys.



Dicks are only interesting in context tbh. I don't really give any thought to size.

Maybe it's just me, but I give it more than a passing thought when one is jammed into me somewhere.

People make fun of the "you're a 'good size'" compliment, but it's a real thing. Small may be easy and 'comfortable' but also not exciting. Big may be exciting but hard to bear. There's actually a lot to be said for "average".

You just forget a very important detail: small is not only easy and much more comfortable, but males with smaller sizes tend to strive - a lot - in order to compensate their "defect".
This makes me laugh, is very pleasant and very empowering.

[Geanna]

No, the best girls are the girls who look like cute boys.



Dicks are only interesting in context tbh. I don't really give any thought to size.

Maybe it's just me, but I give it more than a passing thought when one is jammed into me somewhere.

People make fun of the "you're a 'good size'" compliment, but it's a real thing. Small may be easy and 'comfortable' but also not exciting. Big may be exciting but hard to bear. There's actually a lot to be said for "average".

Unless you're asexual Though - I don't like men to begin with soooo

[Replevion]

And I really don't give a rat's ass about the size of a guy's dick.

That's good for you, you're lucky, you have more options than both me and SAT (even if me and SAT, we have very different sensibilities, it seems)
Still, there's that thing of big bank account and short life, that's important, right?

Maybe it's just me, but I give it more than a passing thought when one is jammed into me somewhere.

People make fun of the "you're a 'good size'" compliment, but it's a real thing. Small may be easy and 'comfortable' but also not exciting. Big may be exciting but hard to bear. There's actually a lot to be said for "average".

You just forget a very important detail: small is not only easy and much more comfortable, but males with smaller sizes tend to strive - a lot - in order to compensate their "defect".
This makes me laugh, is very pleasant and very empowering.

Well thankfully I'm insufficiently callous to see men as nothing more than bank accounts and genitals and to hope that they die quickly for the sake of 'convenience'. Makes me cringe as much as seeing any guy who similarly reduces women to objects.

This is exactly why I rank character first and foremost in my valuation of people.

[USS Monitor]

And I really don't give a rat's ass about the size of a guy's dick.

That's good for you, you're lucky, you have more options than both me and SAT (even if me and SAT, we have very different sensibilities, it seems)
Still, there's that thing of big bank account and short life, that's important, right?

You might think a short life is a good thing, but once someone actually dies, it doesn't seem so nice. I miss my crew.

Maybe it's just me, but I give it more than a passing thought when one is jammed into me somewhere.

People make fun of the "you're a 'good size'" compliment, but it's a real thing. Small may be easy and 'comfortable' but also not exciting. Big may be exciting but hard to bear. There's actually a lot to be said for "average".

You just forget a very important detail: small is not only easy and much more comfortable, but males with smaller sizes tend to strive - a lot - in order to compensate their "defect".
This makes me laugh, is very pleasant and very empowering.

You don't feel sorry for them?

[Chessmistress]

That's good for you, you're lucky, you have more options than both me and SAT (even if me and SAT, we have very different sensibilities, it seems)
Still, there's that thing of big bank account and short life, that's important, right?

You might think a short life is a good thing, but once someone actually dies, it doesn't seem so nice. I miss my crew.

Already experimented, and I agree it's really hard. But I was younger, ingenue.
I guess that today I would get more than enough consolation from that thing of big bank account...

You don't feel sorry for them?

No, quite the opposite: it makes me glad, very empowered
It's funny and very empowering when they strive in order to compensate a feature that personally I think is BETTER

[Geanna]

That's good for you, you're lucky, you have more options than both me and SAT (even if me and SAT, we have very different sensibilities, it seems)
Still, there's that thing of big bank account and short life, that's important, right?



You just forget a very important detail: small is not only easy and much more comfortable, but males with smaller sizes tend to strive - a lot - in order to compensate their "defect".
This makes me laugh, is very pleasant and very empowering.

Well thankfully I'm insufficiently callous to see men as nothing more than bank accounts and genitals and to hope that they die quickly for the sake of 'convenience'. Makes me cringe as much as seeing any guy who similarly reduces women to objects.

This is exactly why I rank character first and foremost in my valuation of people.

I'm not too unconvinced that that sort of behaviour is in line with psychopathy and inherent sadism.

[Ostroeuropa]

Well thankfully I'm insufficiently callous to see men as nothing more than bank accounts and genitals and to hope that they die quickly for the sake of 'convenience'. Makes me cringe as much as seeing any guy who similarly reduces women to objects.

This is exactly why I rank character first and foremost in my valuation of people.

I'm not too unconvinced that that sort of behaviour is in line with psychopathy and inherent sadism.

I dunno. Plenty of people are sadists but have the decency to indulge in it with other consenting adults, so that can't really be it I don't think.
Necessary but not sufficient.

I guess with the psychopathy thrown in that might do it.

[Chessmistress]

Well thankfully I'm insufficiently callous to see men as nothing more than bank accounts and genitals and to hope that they die quickly for the sake of 'convenience'. Makes me cringe as much as seeing any guy who similarly reduces women to objects.

This is exactly why I rank character first and foremost in my valuation of people.

I'm not too unconvinced that that sort of behaviour is in line with psychopathy and inherent sadism.

Who knows?
Maybe both me and Stagnant Axion Terminal, we are a little psychopaths and sadists
Indeed, we both like that thing of big bank account and short life, we disagree just only about the size...

[Geanna]

I'm not too unconvinced that that sort of behaviour is in line with psychopathy and inherent sadism.

I dunno. Plenty of people are sadists but have the decency to indulge in it with other consenting adults, so that can't really be it I don't think.
Necessary but not sufficient.

I guess with the psychopathy thrown in that might do it.

Oh - I'm fully aware in that regard. BDSM is fun and all

[USS Monitor]

You might think a short life is a good thing, but once someone actually dies, it doesn't seem so nice. I miss my crew.

Already experimented, and I agree it's really hard. But I was younger, ingenue.
I guess that today I would get more than enough consolation from that thing of big bank account...

But my crew... They were so gay...

[Ethel mermania]

Funny, we have almost the same tastes when it comes at choosing a male partner...meh..except for a little detail

And I really don't give a rat's ass about the size of a guy's dick.

What Bout the billow of her sails?

[Post War America]

Its okay Monitor, there are always more squishy mortal crew than can be stuffed onto a boat for gay things... less so for those who tolerate hideous man beasts.

[USS Monitor]

And I really don't give a rat's ass about the size of a guy's dick.

What Bout the billow of her sails?

Sails are so 18th century.

[Replevion]

Already experimented, and I agree it's really hard. But I was younger, ingenue.
I guess that today I would get more than enough consolation from that thing of big bank account...

But my crew... They were so gay...

* Makes a strangled noise whilst attempting to resist making a joke that rotates on 'being filled with seamen' * ...argle...