Ideal Romantic partner?

[Replevion]

People who can't recognize wisdom when it's dropped in their lap are pitiable.

I go on the internet to escape reality and indulge in the unlikely, fantasy, out of this world stuff that makes up ones dreams and hopes Not in "logic" and "wisdom". Everyone already knows the message, "you need to look for what is inside and learn to compromise". You hear it everyday and the message is already received, no need to reiterate what is already known and understood. The point of the internet is to say FU to all of those things and leave it behind in the dust. This thread is meant to be fun and as a medium to indulge oneself and escape from the soul shattering, and utterly completely and uncompromising boredom that is reality and realism.

Funny, you don't look like Deian, so spare me your solipsism about what this thread means. If your lived reality sucks so much maybe you should work on fixing it instead of chasing diversions and shitting on people who try to increase understanding.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

People who can't recognize wisdom when it's dropped in their lap are pitiable.

I go on the internet to escape reality and indulge in the unlikely, fantasy, out of this world stuff that makes up ones dreams and hopes Not in "logic" and "wisdom". Everyone already knows the message, "you need to look for what is inside and learn to compromise". You hear it everyday and the message is already received, no need to reiterate what is already known and understood. The point of the internet is to say FU to all of those things and leave it behind in the dust. This thread is meant to be fun and as a medium to indulge oneself and escape from the soul shattering, and utterly completely and uncompromising boredom that is reality and realism.

Oh you are adorable. SJW my lily-white arse. I'm generally abrasive, opinionated, and often smirky about all the touchy-feely bs - and a lot of that SJW stuff makes me want to break out the cluebat and apply it liberally about the head and shoulders, so to speak. We all go on the internet for different things. I figure you get out of it what you put into it. Garbage in, garbage out. Kinda like a lot of things in life ... I don't find reality boring either, though so, meh what would I know? And I get all the escapism I like in RP or my video games, or reading books and the like. You ah ... go on being you. But I gotta chuckle at anyone coming to NSG, of all places, to 'escape reality', given all the current events, real world issues, and people problems that are prominently posted post-haste. Preachy? Sure, some perhaps.

Anyways, our opinions were asked. I gave mine. You chose to get all butthurt about it for some reason. Have fun with that, Mr Hardcase. 2 edgy 4 me by far, mmhmm.

[The Blaatschapen]

And she's the pretty one. Go fig.

Ah, that explains why I am single

[Dyakovo]

And she's the pretty one. Go fig.

Ah, that explains why I am single

You're single because Nathi's sister is the pretty one?

[Meryuma]

I found my ideal partner once upon a time, but sadly he left me for another ship, and he died in 1897.

I ship it.

[The Blaatschapen]

Ah, that explains why I am single

You're single because Nathi's sister is the pretty one?

I'm also the pretty one

And I'm single, as stated before.

[Dyakovo]

You're single because Nathi's sister is the pretty one?

I'm also the pretty one

And I'm single, as stated before.

...
Ergo, you're Nathi's sister...

[Replevion]

I'm also the pretty one

And I'm single, as stated before.

...
Ergo, you're Nathi's sister...

*unshelves her copy of Immanuel Kant's Logic: A Manual for Lectures and smacks Dya in the back of the head with it*

[Padnak]

The poll is silly. So there's that.

As for ideal? No such thing. Sure, you can come up with this list or idea of what it is you think you want, and pass up who knows how many potentially outstanding relationships, or at the least, friendships, in your tireless pursuit of this vision of perfection you've concocted, and most likely end up like my sister - 3 years younger than me, and still single, and not happy about it.

And she's the pretty one. Go fig.

Or you can know what you can work with, and what you can't, what you can accept, and what you won't, where you're willing to compromise and perhaps grow, and where you are secure and unbending on, and see where things take you.

Of course there will be things you like or dislike about people, but they don't come in cookie-cutter perfect packages. Example: I love my husband. He still has things about him that drive me absolutely nuts. Oddly, like the overly-loud snoring? It's one of those things I actually miss when he's not here. Again, go fig. Our minds do the damndest things to us that way.

So yeah - like who and what you like, by all means, but ditch the 'ideal' silliness. Get out there, experience life, expand your horizons, learn what does and doesn't actually work for you, and where you can do with a little stretching and adjusting, and live life.

Or not. *shrugs and smiles* Up to you.

This.

My ideal is more of an outline of the character and physical traits I'm most attracted to, then a set in stone perfect vision

[Atelia]

Basically average. Between 5'7 and 5'10 depending on what shoes I'm wearing.

Just wondering because of the fact that I am so short, it will be difficult for me to find someone of even or lesser height.

Funny I like women that are taller then me but I don't even entertain that idea, since I'm soo tall myself.

[Dyakovo]

...
Ergo, you're Nathi's sister...

*unshelves her copy of Immanuel Kant's Logic: A Manual for Lectures and smacks Dya in the back of the head with it*

Heh...

[The Central Shadow Nation]

Let's see...Dorky,Smart,any degree of white skin(maybe medium) but with tan on areas that are normally left unprotected by clothing (Hands,arms,etc]. Likes to travel...

Caramel colored hair,blue or green eyes. Medium lengthed hair.

Other than that,I'll go fish.

[Ethel mermania]

Someone who I like hanging out with, someone I like having sex with.

[Meryuma]

Just wondering because of the fact that I am so short, it will be difficult for me to find someone of even or lesser height.

Funny I like women that are taller then me but I don't even entertain that idea, since I'm soo tall myself.

You're really cute, but probably violently homophobic.

[Katyuscha]

I like my men and women androgynous and quirky

[Ayothaya]

A sexy, girly, cheerful, quiet, gothy, perverted nerd.

[Sun Wukong]

Why is this thread not simply entitled, "Mai Waifu?"

Anyway, I just want a simple girl, who is playful, fun to hang out with, and has an engorged posterior.

[Ayothaya]

Why is this thread not simply entitled, "Mai Waifu?"

Anyway, I just want a simple girl, who is playful, fun to hang out with, and has an engorged posterior.

You're a proctologist, I take it?

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Why is this thread not simply entitled, "Mai Waifu?"

Anyway, I just want a simple girl, who is playful, fun to hang out with, and has an engorged posterior.

I don't find sexual or romantic attraction to women, so it would make sense if I did with a pillow, but pillows can't love me.

[Sun Wukong]

Why is this thread not simply entitled, "Mai Waifu?"

Anyway, I just want a simple girl, who is playful, fun to hang out with, and has an engorged posterior.

I don't find sexual or romantic attraction to women, so it would make sense if I did with a pillow, but pillows can't love me.

Waifus can be pillows.

In fact, my understanding is that many of them are.

[Conserative Morality]

I don't really know. I suppose they'd have to be both about as aggressive and about as sensitive as me. And we'd need to share interests, of course.

[Meryuma]

I like my men and women androgynous and quirky

hell yeah

[Katyuscha]

I like my men and women androgynous and quirky

hell yeah

Androgyny for the win

[Overused Memes]

Let's see.

Blonde, around my height, wears glasses, is a month below me, loves Bethesda, cute, loves writing.

I'm lonely ;-;

[Mavorpen]

Voted for Scalie because Scalies need love too.