The lesson of TETris: When you fall in line, you disappear

[Val Halla]

Would it be justified with ice cream?


Corey Taylor is in your house

Yes, even if it's a cold day.

Ice cream justifies everything.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I would, after a bit, and with great guilt, but I'd eat it. Cake is meant to be eaten.

I once had a slice of birthday cake I didn't eat for like over a month.

I kept putting it off and then by the time I wanted to eat it, it was rotten.

Wasted cake. A moment of silence.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Yes, even if it's a cold day.

Ice cream justifies everything.

And yet it doesn't work as an excuse at war crimes tribunals. The law is an ass.

[Talvezout]

That Pusheen pillow is totes adorbs.

Also something metal just fell in my house hahaha yep this place is haunted.

You shouldn't have looked at the blue frosting in the eye...

When you learn that there is a Pusheen cake

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Yes, even if it's a cold day.

Ice cream justifies everything.

Except when it doesn't. But we digress.

[Val Halla]

Ice cream justifies everything.

And yet it doesn't work as an excuse at war crimes tribunals. The law is an ass.

It's a perversion of justice!

Ice cream justifies everything.

Except when it doesn't. But we digress.

I think it goes without saying I was joking

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

And yet it doesn't work as an excuse at war crimes tribunals. The law is an ass.

It's a perversion of justice!

Except when it doesn't. But we digress.

I think it goes without saying I was joking

So was I. \o/

[Gandoor]

Ice cream justifies everything.

And yet it doesn't work as an excuse at war crimes tribunals. The law is an ass.

"Those people don't like mint chocolate chip, I HAD to execute them all!"

[Immoren]

A burning ship on a polluted river is how you get a river that catches on fire.

The wiki article doesn't say how it burned, but it notes the river caught fire 13 times in its history

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuyahoga_River

One of those rivers which water is too solid for drinking, but too liquid for ploughing, eh?

[Dumb Ideologies]

And yet it doesn't work as an excuse at war crimes tribunals. The law is an ass.

"Those people don't like mint chocolate chip, I HAD to execute them all!"

Mint in chocolate?! This is blasphemy and must be liquidated

[Val Halla]

It's a perversion of justice!


I think it goes without saying I was joking

So was I. \o/

I think you should be a judge

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

The wiki article doesn't say how it burned, but it notes the river caught fire 13 times in its history

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuyahoga_River

One of those rivers which water is too solid for drinking, but too liquid for ploughing, eh?

Did it, maybe, have some chemicals or oil running through?

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Ice cream justifies everything.

And yet it doesn't work as an excuse at war crimes tribunals. The law is an ass.

It's one of the things I want to change when I get into that world.

But at the International Court in the Hague, people can still get off by claiming they don't accept the jurisdiction of the court, which is basically the same as icecream.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

So was I. \o/

I think you should be a judge

Only if I'm provided with a squeaky mallet and a pink wig with cat ears.

[Talvezout]

One of those rivers which water is too solid for drinking, but too liquid for ploughing, eh?

Did it, maybe, have some chemicals or oil running through?

It had a bunch of industrial waste and such.

One tiny spark and BOOOSH.

[Dumb Ideologies]

And yet it doesn't work as an excuse at war crimes tribunals. The law is an ass.

It's one of the things I want to change when I get into that world.

But at the International Court in the Hague, people can still get off by claiming they don't accept the jurisdiction of the court, which is basically the same as icecream.

I only accept the jurisdiction of ice cream.

[Val Halla]

I think you should be a judge

Only if I'm provided with a squeaky mallet and a pink wig with cat ears.

That can be your first ruling

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Did it, maybe, have some chemicals or oil running through?

It had a bunch of industrial waste and such.

One tiny spark and BOOOSH.

Ah, then that totally explains it catching fire.

[Gandoor]

"Those people don't like mint chocolate chip, I HAD to execute them all!"

Mint in chocolate?! This is blasphemy and must be liquidated

Is it still blasphemy if it's mint ice cream with chocolate chips in it?

Christ now I want ice cream.

[Ethel mermania]

Sleep on your stomach?

Doesn't help.

Sleep on gallo.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Only if I'm provided with a squeaky mallet and a pink wig with cat ears.

That can be your first ruling

Colorful wigs for all judges, squeaky mallets and big shoes.

[Val Halla]

That can be your first ruling

Colorful wigs for all judges, squeaky mallets and big shoes.

This would make Judge Judy the funniest thing ever.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Doesn't help.

Sleep on gallo.

Tried. He wasn't very keen in being used as a cushion.

[Ethel mermania]

The wiki article doesn't say how it burned, but it notes the river caught fire 13 times in its history

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuyahoga_River

One of those rivers which water is too solid for drinking, but too liquid for ploughing, eh?

Walking on water wasn't such a big deal afterall.

[Gandoor]

One of those rivers which water is too solid for drinking, but too liquid for ploughing, eh?

Walking on water wasn't such a big deal afterall.

Those Jesus lizards do it all the time.