Would you summon a Demon?

by **Ifreann** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:26 am

Great Renfro wrote:(Image)

Many things could OBVIOUSLY go wrong.

For example, demons might not exist and you'd look silly for believing they do.

by **Esternial** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:27 am

Egoman wrote:
Great Renfro wrote:(Image)

Many things could OBVIOUSLY go wrong.

As long as I'm fine, everything's fine. Me and my demon friend will have lots of fun indeed.

I don't doubt that for a second.

by **Benian Republic** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:29 am

Yes I would summon the demon and use it for my own special plans.

by **Great Renfro** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:31 am

Benian Republic wrote:Yes I would summon the demon and use it for my own special plans.

What? To start your own circus?

by **Egoman** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:31 am

Benian Republic wrote:Yes I would summon the demon and use it for my own special plans.

Let's unite our demon powers to bring the world to its knees in front of us.

by **Faal Lot Himdah** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:33 am

No, because my friends already a demon.

My OKC · by **Replevion** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:41 am

Granting the assumption that this were a different reality where stuff like this was real:

Only if I were absolutely sure that it would be like the demon in inCase's erotica about demon summoning.

*bites lip* That would be totally hot. :blush:

by **WCJNSTBH** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:54 am

Given the assumption of the OP that it could work, no I would not do it.

Things could go wrong, comparable to asking a hypothetical question to people who are intellectually incapable of engaging in such a remedial psychological endeavor...disastrous and sad, truly scary.

by **Genivaria** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:05 am

I'd summon a Succubus and then point it to the nearest Christian Fundamentalist community and tell it to have some fun.

by **The Empire of Pretantia** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:27 am

Replevion wrote:Granting the assumption that this were a different reality where stuff like this was real:

Only if I were absolutely sure that it would be like the demon in inCase's erotica about demon summoning.

*bites lip* That would be totally hot.

Replevion, are you referring to the incident with the effeminate summoner?

My OKC · by **Replevion** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:45 am

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Replevion wrote:Granting the assumption that this were a different reality where stuff like this was real:

Only if I were absolutely sure that it would be like the demon in inCase's erotica about demon summoning.

*bites lip* That would be totally hot.

Replevion, are you referring to the incident with the effeminate summoner?

Of course. Though I'd hope to have more presence of mind. Wouldn't want the same ending. _heh.

by **The Cobalt Sky** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:25 am

Kazarogkai wrote:
The Cobalt Sky wrote:What's your definition of religion? And why wouldn't that just count as philosophy?

Religion simply means organized spiritualism which deals with the supernatural and non-materialistic. Any time these things are organized under a specific uniform code of some sort, that would be a religion. Philosophy on the other hand has more to do with more secular matters and closely related to the sciences which unlike philosophy which simply asks questions, science actually test them and tries to prove whether or not they are true or not. My personal opinion.

God(s) =/= Religion

A religion can exist without a god(s), and one can beeline in a god(s) without being religious.

Ah. I was thinking it meant more worshiping and believing in a superhuman being. That cleared things up, thank you!

by **Prussia-Steinbach** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 1:43 pm

Depending on the demon, probably, sure. Just imagine the knowledge and enlightenment you could obtain.

by **MERIZoC** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:06 pm

Will it do my homework for me?

by **Liberty and Linguistics** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:10 pm

Merizoc wrote:Will it do my homework for me?

No, I'd ask your local Asian for homework help.

by **Prussia-Steinbach** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:11 pm

Liberty and Linguistics wrote:
Merizoc wrote:Will it do my homework for me?

No, I'd ask your local Asian for homework help.

The racism, LibLing. Try and keep it inside, please.

by **Liberty and Linguistics** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:12 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Liberty and Linguistics wrote:
No, I'd ask your local Asian for homework help.

The racism, LibLing. Try and keep it inside, please.

I'm poking fun at stereotypes that exist. Would it be racism if I made a joke about how "white people can't dance?"

by **Gun Manufacturers** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:15 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Gun Manufacturers wrote:
Ok. I'll meet you at Home Depot.

Just out of curiosity, why do I need supervision to buy a shovel?

You could kill someone with it.
*nods*

Possibly. Or I could get the wrong one. Imagine trying to dig a hole with a snow shovel. :blink:

by **Katganistan** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:21 pm

Not just no but HEEEELLLLLLLLLL NO!

by **Benuty** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:27 pm

Genivaria wrote:I'd summon a Succubus and then point it to the nearest Christian Fundamentalist community and tell it to have some fun.

Because people who may have endured the torture porn of Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ are totally going to be affected by a demon right?

by **Benuty** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:28 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Great Renfro wrote:(Image)

Many things could OBVIOUSLY go wrong.

For example, demons might not exist and you'd look silly for believing they do.

I agree children don't exist, and human reproduction is a logical fallacy.

by **The Cobalt Sky** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:29 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Depending on the demon, probably, sure. Just imagine the knowledge and enlightenment you could obtain.

Ok... succubus?

My OKC · by **Replevion** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:31 pm

Benuty wrote:
Ifreann wrote:For example, demons might not exist and you'd look silly for believing they do.

I agree children don't exist, and human reproduction is a logical fallacy.

That post is such a non sequitur ... the implied premises of which are so inscrutable as to cast doubt on whether there were indeed any.

by **New Hellenica** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:34 pm

Benian Republic wrote:Yes I would summon the demon and use it for my own special plans.

To bomb Downing Street or kill the queen?

by **Benuty** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:36 pm

Replevion wrote:
Benuty wrote:I agree children don't exist, and human reproduction is a logical fallacy.

That post is such a non sequitur ... the implied premises of which are so inscrutable as to cast doubt on whether there were indeed any.

If you existed which you probably don't it wouldn't be a non sequitur.

It was a reference to a certain moderator who claimed their students were demons. Therefore I have no choice, but to acknowledge the fact that your non existence will be rendered forgettable once the eldritch abominations arrive in this cosmic horror story we call a universe.

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