Death; What do you think comes after?

[Cannabis Islands]

I'm going to be inside a urn...

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

Ant food.

[The Wolven League]

Why no spiritualist, pandeist, or New Age-ish option? Out of curiosity.

Monotheism and Buddhism aren't the only theological positions.

I picked the ones that seemed most common.

(and I couldn't think of any other options for life after death.)

[Nipponretto]

I don't know. Ask a dead person.

[The United Neptumousian Empire]

An afterlife, as defined by the Roman Catholic Church.

And I don't think that comes after, I know.

[Las Palmeras]

I don't know. Ask a dead person.

Necromancy or Séance?

[The Wolven League]

An afterlife, as defined by the Roman Catholic Church.

And I don't think that comes after, I know.

Technically, no one knows. We're not dead.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

An afterlife, as defined by the Roman Catholic Church.

And I don't think that comes after, I know.

Oh, thank fuck. Finally, someone that has proof.

So, please, elaborate. How do you know the Roman Catholic afterlife is the real one?

[Aidannadia]

Nothing.

[Autrael]

I hope that it's reincarnation, hence why I voted it.
Specifically, I hope that what happens post mortem is that we get reincarnated as any sapient being in any alternate universe. NEVER the same universe as this one, and not necessarily as a human.

To be honest, my opinion on this topic switches constantly.

[Conserative Morality]

An afterlife, as defined by the Roman Catholic Church.

And I don't think that comes after, I know.

I know when we die we become worm food. I've seen it happen. Takes some serious high-grade coffins to get past that.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

I hope that it's reincarnation, hence why I voted it.

To be honest, my opinion on this topic switches constantly.

Ignosticism is the one, true position.

[The English Socialist Party]

Well first, you get baked. And then there will be cake.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Well first, you get baked. And then there will be cake.

So the afterlife is a Colorado birthday party?

[The Wolven League]

Well first, you get baked. And then there will be cake.

So the afterlife is a Colorado birthday party?

*slow clap*

You have won the internet, good sir.

[Autrael]

So the afterlife is a Colorado birthday party?

*slow clap*

You have won the internet, good sir.

*Hands Prussia-Steinbach a trophy labelled "Master of the Internet"*

[Ifreann]

An afterlife, as defined by the Roman Catholic Church.

And I don't think that comes after, I know.

I know when we die we become worm food. I've seen it happen. Takes some serious high-grade coffins to get past that.

Bury me in an aeroplane's black box. That'll stop those worms.

[Wallenburg]

*slow clap*

You have won the internet, good sir.

*Hands Prussia-Steinbach a trophy labelled "Master of the Internet"*

"Mr. Pruss! Everyone is buzzing about your latest achievement! Tell us: how does it feel to finally be Master of the Internet?" *extends tape recorder*

[The Serbian Empire]

Human souls get reincarnated into humans and animal souls get reincarnated as animals. But the only reason I believe this is my music tastes suggest a terminus.

[The Wolven League]

Human souls get reincarnated into humans and animal souls get reincarnated as animals. But the only reason I believe this is my music tastes suggest a terminus.

Wait, your music taste led you to believe that?

[Jamzmania]

We can't specifically say what happens after death. All we can say is that we are judged eventually.

[Ifreann]

We can't specifically say what happens after death. All we can say is that we are judged eventually.

Probably not, though.

[The Wolven League]

We can't specifically say what happens after death. All we can say is that we are judged eventually.

Probably not, though.

We can be certain that Sexy jesus will judge us to see if we are goat enough.

[Jamzmania]

We can't specifically say what happens after death. All we can say is that we are judged eventually.

Probably not, though.

If you believe so. I guess we'll see who's right soon enough, anyway.

[Ifreann]

Probably not, though.

If you believe so. I guess we'll see who's right soon enough, anyway.

No, not really. If I'm right we won't be in a position to see anything. And I don't plan on dying any time soon.