If everything collapsed...

[Conserative Morality]

I'd form a community that's more like a small town.

I would refrain from joining such a group right off: I'd join a roving band until most of the crazies had killed each other off.

[Tanaara]

Horses are better than bicycles, they self reproduce.

[Heaven Hieghts]

Horses are better than bicycles, they self reproduce.

But bikes take less tending to... Especailly a good moutain bike.

[Hans Van Stone]

Well I live in the middle of nowhere so nothing much would change.

[Robarya]

Band up with the National Socialists in the area and form a militia, and hopefully gaining more influence over the time.

[Metallic Slumber]

Probably steal all the food i could...

[Robarya]

Probably steal all the food i could...

In a survival scenario that could be enough to get you killed. That said, I would naturally steal anything I could come across too.

[Maineiacs]

I would form a roving band of maniacs and wander the landscape in search of truth and fun.

You rang?

[Voltairian Prospects]

I would laugh so hard that I died from lack of oxygen

[Heaven Hieghts]

I would laugh so hard that I died from lack of oxygen

I would cry then... How about... Just passing out?

[Atreath]

Stock up on guns, raid a library or two and read up on farming and self-sufficiency. Then proceed to enjoy my preferred society. Creating a small farm for myself and my family. Occasionally venturing out to cap any fool who tried to rebuild the system after if finally collapsed. Things like that.

[Vetalia]

Well, I figure I'd steal everything that isn't tied down and just hang out somewhere safe until things start to recover.

[Dragontide]

This was covered in the film Earth 2100. Everything did collapse. The US broke into a million camps. (not a prediction of will happen but what might happen according to some of the world's top thinkers)

http://a.abcnews.com/Technology/Earth2100/

Better sharpen your farming skills young people.

Aww man. I hate farming!!!!

Good! If you hate it then you must have tried it which means you at least know how to do it. You have a bright future. Enjoy!

[Kyronea]

Probably try vainly to survive until some passing cannibals raped me to death and then ate me.

Oh, no, wait, real life isn't an S.M. Stirling novel.

[Osgarna]

Better sharpen your farming skills young people.

Actually, two weeks from tomorrow, I'm going to the middle of the jungle in Costa Rica to intern on an organic farm for five weeks. I don't need agribusinesses to collapse to want to grow my own food.

[Sarkhaan]

either a) join the club and collapse too or b) throw a bitchin party. Then c), kill myself for using the word "bitchin". What is this? 2005?

[Conserative Morality]

either a) join the club and collapse too or b) throw a bitchin party. Then c), kill myself for using the word "bitchin". What is this? 2005?

Well, you were created in '05. I can only assume that you'd keep some dark memories of that godforsaken year.

[Sarkhaan]

either a) join the club and collapse too or b) throw a bitchin party. Then c), kill myself for using the word "bitchin". What is this? 2005?

Well, you were created in '05. I can only assume that you'd keep some dark memories of that godforsaken year.

There are precious few memories remaining from 2004-present. If the word "bitchin" is one of them, I think I should just off myself now.

[Conserative Morality]

There are precious few memories remaining from 2004-present. If the word "bitchin" is one of them, I think I should just off myself now.

*moment of silence*

I'll get Dr. Kevorkian.

[Osgarna]

"Bitchin'" is a bitchin' word.

[Conserative Morality]

"Bitchin'" is a bitchin' word.

Excuse me sir, but does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

[Sarkhaan]

"Bitchin'" is a bitchin' word.

Next you're going to tell me that Myspace is still a worth-while website, or that Trapped in the Closet is the most amazing thing ever. And how about that new Pope!

[Osgarna]

"Bitchin'" is a bitchin' word.

Next you're going to tell me that Myspace is still a worth-while website, or that Trapped in the Closet is the most amazing thing ever. And how about that new Pope!

I think the Pope is pretty cool guy. eh was a Nazi and doesn't afraid of anything.

[JuNii]

Horses are better than bicycles, they self reproduce.

But bikes take less tending to... Especailly a good moutain bike.

horses are more versitle... but to each their own.

[Conserative Morality]

horses are more versitle... but to each their own.

You have to feed horses. Ergo, horses are an unneeded drain on resources.