Weirdest Dream or Nightmare?

[Egoman]

I can still remember it, even though it happened a long time ago. I was running away from a city because I saw Kim Jong-un riding on his pick-up truck with a missile launcher on its back and saw him aim it at a nuclear reactor. Soon after I heard the explosion I saw a large tidal wave which I managed to outrun. The water reached my ankles. After that I was in a 'The Last of Us'-esque scenario with vegetation sprouting in the cracks of old buildings and rusty metal railings, but without the zombies or anyone else, for that matter. I wandered for a while until I somehow reached the border of Croatia with some border guards. After a brief chat, they let me across. I went across and ran as fast as a car with my Croatian friends on a freeway. There ends the dream.

[Greater Mexican Realms]

I once had a dream about oversized baseball cards. It was about 10 years ago. I don't remember much about it. I think my house was also underwater in that dream.

[Ardoki]

Well, I was trying to outrun a Raxacoricofallapatorian of the Slitheen Family, however the fear was just too much. So I stopped, and then ran right towards it so it would end my fear quickly. I remember an acute pain, as it plunged its claw fingers into my stomach and then tor me apart. I woke up after that.

[The Alexanderians]

I have chronic lucid and vivid dreaming as well as adult night-terrors...good luck on finding the single weirdest ones...

[Gauthier]

President Donald Trump.

[Luminesa]

Where do I even start

Had this one where I went to the future and all the worlds Owls were evolving into Gorillas. And they could talk. They looked like gorillas with owl faces an fur with little patches of feathers.

And they were all sad because they couldn't fly anymore.

Oh, and Daniel Radcliffe was there for some reason

Possibly looking for Hedwig?

[Calimera II]

I remember a lot of dreams..

Last night I dreamt that I was cycling at night, after a party. And suddenly two weird old ladies cycled next to me. I asked them whether they were OK. But they said they were wicca witches and just smiled... Suddenly the eyes of one of the ladies melted; her face started melting too. Her skeleton face smiled at me. I tried to get away, and I saw my father. I ran (my bike disappeared) towards him, but the two ladies followed me. While crying I told my father that two witches wanted to kill me. The lady suddenly returned to her normal status and told my father everything was OK. I was extremely scared and I whispered "they want to kill me, they are witches. Help me." My father grabbed me, and kept saying: "Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me..." I asked him what I should tell him. The old lady whose face was melting once again approached my father; at that moment I understood my father, he wanted me to warn him when the witch would come to kill us. Unfortunately, the witch was quick, she grabbed a knife and stabbed my father.

Yes. What. The. Fuck.

[Imperial States America]

I remember a lot of dreams..

Last night I dreamt that I was cycling at night, after a party. And suddenly two weird old ladies cycled next to me. I asked them whether they were OK. But they said they were wicca witches and just smiled... Suddenly the eyes of one of the ladies melted; her face started melting too. Her skeleton face smiled at me. I tried to get away, and I saw my father. I ran (my bike disappeared) towards him, but the two ladies followed me. While crying I told my father that two witches wanted to kill me. The lady suddenly returned to her normal status and told my father everything was OK. I was extremely scared and I whispered "they want to kill me, they are witches. Help me." My father grabbed me, and kept saying: "Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me..." I asked him what I should tell him. The old lady whose face was melting once again approached my father; at that moment I understood my father, he wanted me to warn him when the witch would come to kill us. Unfortunately, the witch was quick, she grabbed a knife and stabbed my father.
Quick someone dream up a psychologist for this poor soul.
Yes. What. The. Fuck.

[Ardoki]

I have chronic lucid and vivid dreaming as well as adult night-terrors...good luck on finding the single weirdest ones...

Oh, I don't have dreams often (or more likley I can only sometimes remember them). Usually only a few a week.

However I can control about a third of my dreams, as I know they are dreams. I can have fun, however unfortunately they only seem very brief (and I can tell when I'm about to wake up).

[Fanosolia]

K real talk. When I was young... I had a recurring dream of a walrus wanting to cut me, and like the threaten me in the darkness of some concrete wall.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

Sleep paralysis that involve hallucinations of aliens trying to kidnap me are pretty weird. I don't remember enough of my dreams to say of anything weirder.

[Edward Richtofen]

Weirdest dream I ever had: My dad said he loved me.

never said those words to me in 23 years

[Fanosolia]

Sleep paralysis that involve hallucinations of aliens trying to kidnap me are pretty weird. I don't remember enough of my dreams to say of anything weirder.

Sorry I heard sleep paralysis. How'd you get into that state?

[Ancient Magmia]

Weirdest dream I've ever had was that my family and I stopped to visit old friends for a few days (friends we haven't seen in years). While we were at their house and they were out, the whole house was completely destroyed by strong winds that felt like a tornado. The wind was caused by what I can only describe as "giant robotic locusts" who worked for the police (they were wearing police caps and badges...). They rounded up my parents and I and stuck us in a corner of the destroyed house, trapping us in a "cell" made of pipes and metal bars. They kept asking if we knew where someone/something was. We kept telling them we had no idea what they were talking about but they didn't believe us, and threatened to torture us to get the information they were looking for. Whoever was in charge finally decided we didn't know anything, so they released us and left, but told us to never let them catch us again. Then next thing you know, the house is completely fixed and our friends come back to the house as if nothing happened. After this happened we decided to get the hell out of there, so we stopped by a grocery store to get some food for the drive home. As we were packing the stuff in the car, a different group of robotic insects that looked like a cross between wasps and butterflies started swarming the area and attacking people.

Then I woke up, perplexed by why the hell I had such a dream.

[The Alexanderians]

Well let's see what I can dig up...
There was the one dream where my girlfriend ate me...whole...
the one where an ant threatened to eat my toes in robert de niro's voice
one where I was a woman...doing a bomb raid on nazi germany...in an american bomber
the one with the ferrets...that's plural
the one where I shot Richard Dawkins because he was going to make the sun explode
the many many dreams where I'm an extra (read: self insert) character in many tv shows, movies and games. (Not as great as it sounds one was 50 shades and another was twilight -_-')

[Redsection]

My worst nightmare:

My worst night mare was when i was like 12. I had an terrible dream. I was feeding theese huge owls,when i ran out of food they were pretty mad. when i tried to run the leader of the flock pulled me down onto this terrible feeling soil. The soil felt like broken glass and every time i tried to run i cut my feet and hands.I then escaped only to die from blood loss.


The best dream i had was just last night, after playing the game spacemarine i dreamt i was captain titus.

[Czardom Republic]

My weirdest dream started with me at this pizza place I often go to with my mates. When the lady asked me what pizza I would like, the room turned dark, and I became increasingly anxious. I couldn't decide on what pizza I wanted and I had thoughts like what if I pick the wrong pizza? What if they laugh at me because of what pizza I want? Am I sure that any of these pizzas are right for me?.
Every time I have pizza I get reminded of the dream

[New DeCapito]

I vaguely remember something:
I am meditating with my family in a field at night. Then, at exactly midnight, I stood up. This was a signal for a large murder of crows (yes, that is the group name) to descend on my family and turn my father into a massive pile of mashed potato. We would have started eating him, but then I woke up.
Or the worst nightmare I ever had:
I am trapped in a series of WW1 trenches which link to a hospital, and for some reason, the city of Liverpool. I walk around for a moment but then I am repeatedly killed by Eyeless Jack, the guy from the creepypastas. Plus, every half an hour, a swarm of rats would try to devour me.

[Stagnant Axon Terminal]

So I'm just copy/pasta-ing from the previous dream thread....

So I dreamed that I was wandering around this empty factory building and parkouring around because hell yeah. And then this creepy french guy came up to me and started hitting on me and I was like "ew no" but this other guy, like this fedora guy, came up and scared the french guy away. So we talked for a bit and eventually hje started creeping me out in a way that only bronies can, so I got the fuck out.

Then my best friend came over to my dorm room at my previous university and we were hanging out. Then everytime we went outside, terrible thigns started happening and I only missed dying by slim margins. Rocks were falling and people's brakes were going out and all this shit. And finally someone started SHOOTING AT US. So we ran for cover, and then we found my friend's cat, Lanie, and Lanie started talking to us.

And she was like, "ok, someone is definitely trying to kill you. And they're using magic to do it, so we need to consult a specialist." But we were still being shot at, so she told us that the only way to negate the magic was to eat candy and it would hold off the magic for a couple minutes. So we jumped in a garbage can and started trying to find candy and we finally found a bunch so we were safe.

So she led us to this really punk rock guy who was also a voodoo dude and he was like, "Yep that's magic you have to find the person responsible and make them stop." So then I was like "OH MY GOD I BET IT WAS THE FRENCH DUDE." So I ran back to the factory building and parkoured my way around again to find him.

But instead of finding him I found THE FEDORA BRONY GUY????? And I was like, "dude did you curse me" and he was like "Yes I did. I am THE RACCOON MAN and that means that I impregnate any woman I want to, and if she doesn't consent I kill her!" so I was like dude that's fucked UP. But then he threatened to kill me, so I was like "ugh your gross but fine." So he was like "ok cool see u wednesday."

So on wednesday he showed up at my house with like twelve people and a cheetah and he came in, and the people started doing this crazy fertility ritual and killed the cheetah, and then he did the do.

Like a week later I was still like, "dude that guy is such an asshole fuck him." Then he showed up at my house and he was like, "okay listen what I did was super wrong and I've been a very bad guy and I am sorry." But people overheard him, and they got really mad at both of us, so we got on a spaceship and left earth so that the people wouldn't kill us. The kicker here is that I never got impregnated.

[The Alexanderians]

I had a dream once that NSG was an amiable and happy place.

[New DeCapito]

I had a dream once that NSG was an amiable and happy place.

Impossible.

[Gigaverse]

A band of robbers killed my mother.

Would have been pure nightmare if I didn't wake up and suddenly realize that she was spraying peanuts everywhere from her cuts.

[Seylland]

Not the most weird or nightmarish dream I had, but certainly the most vivid recent dream I can recall.

So I was volunteering at a daycare (and I do volunteer at a daycare) in this particular dream. So there were about three to five kids I was supervising in that dream. It was pretty chill, but then the daycare was closing (?) and their parents haven't arrived. One of the kids had a bus pass (Presto card? Bus pass? Not sure.) and asked if they could take those other kids home with them (logical jump is that they all lived in the same neighborhood).

So I said yes (which was odd since I wouldn't say that) but at the same time, in the back of my mind was screaming not to let them leave.

So they left.

Looked out the window, and saw the bus, just crashing into the children, and I couldn't move from my spot, I felt as if there were arms tugging at my legs holding me still. At this point I was screaming and like I felt absolutely terrified.

It was vivid. Like I could see the whole accident unfolding in front of me and it was just disturbing. I've never seen or been in an accident so it really really frightened me.

Then I woke up in sleep paralysis for a few seconds.

aka. i did not go back to sleep that night nope nope nope

Holy shit. That's terrifying.

my weird dreams tend to be surrealist nightmare fuel

ymmv, but i can confirm that nightmares tend to be weird

[Fremskrittspartiet]

This was last year, or something. So it started with me coming home from school, and when I come home I see a guy from my class, and I'm like "wth?" and asks him what he's doing in my living room. Apparently he has started a library in my living room. I was pissed, and told him to leave. But he said no, because for my prom in eight grade I had worn a gothic lolita dress (true) and my date was a vaccum cleaner (not true). Weird argument. So I chased him out, and he ran to the nearest mall, to buy pink bras because he was going to climb a mountain. With the bras. But suddenly he is chased by a big guy in a white silk suit and a heavy metal rocker. So, with the bras safely in his hands, he starts running towards the mountain. The guy in the suit falls down and dies somewhere along the chase, but the heavy metal rocker is still chasing him. Out of nowhere a voice suddenly says "Timothy just accountered the first problem with puberty; Heavy metal rockers." Why sudden narrator is calling him Timothy is beyond me, and why he is counting being chased by heavy metal rockers as problem linked with puberty is also beyond me. He continues to run, until he meets a river, and suddenly the heavy metal is behind him, so 'Timothy' has to swim upstream. Again, sudden narrator appears. "Timothy has now accountered two other problems with puberty; Finger nails and river." So he starts swimming, and the heavy metal dude drowned.
Finally, he is safe! He gets to the top, and there is a house there and very many tables. Everyone who is there wears big, rectangle masks in funky colours. The owner (who basically has the sam proportions as a lanky Homer Simpson) is all like "Good to see you! This is a fabric where we specialise in making drinkin straws out of wood!" He is baffled, and assumes he is going to get a job (seeing that the library he started in my living room wasn't so succsessful). Instead, he is forced to getting married with the owner, and three random chicks.

Recently, I also had very weird dream.
I was up in Northern-Norway, on an island and discussing fish with Nick Jonas. The house was v old, like it looked like it was taken out from the 30's. Then I get a phone call from my brother, saying that i had to go home, because at my school we were going to know what high school we got in to. Suddenly, I was at my school, in matter of seconds (this trip usually takes two days) and my entire year was collected, and we was told that we had to attend dance school, including my brother, who is 50 000 years younger than me. I was also dating the student council leader, but we had to keep it a secret. And then the teachers are all like "Also, you have to save the world!" Apparently, saving the world wasn't something we didn't want to do. But me and my 'boyfriend' were put in charge of controlling the mountains. There was a really big meteroite heading towards earth, and our teachers plan was to push it away iwth the mountains. Apparently, these high tech mountains were controllable,and could grow and sink on command, and the plan was to make it grow so fast and rapidly that it would slam the meteorite back into the void. This was an easy task, we should've handled it. But we didn't. Why? Because me and my 'boyfriend' were to busy making out while the meteorite was rapidly approaching, so we basically destroyed the world. But we didn't tell anyone. Gigantic meteorites crashing into earth is easy to oversee. And then the teachers were like "It is time to shop your outfit for saving the world!"
Everyone was happy (except for the people crushed by the meteorite). So we went to the nearest H&M to shop, and I had found my outfit (and my hair was suddenly a different colour). But when I was going to pay the lady at the register - who also was my french teacher - she took my bill and wiped away everything on it, so it was blank. I was then forced to pay with my card, and I left the store, going to our headquarter - which was a pharmacy, and also the store next door - but my outfit got stolen. I then had to seek permission to buy a new outfit from my boyfriend, but all I ended up with was getting four sequins. suddenlyy, there was dramatic music, and an old lady was approaching. Everyone was freaking out, because this lady was the lady who had plotted the meteorite, and everyone was screaming. It ended with me throwing my sequins at her.

[Warpspace]

As what often happens in my nightmares, a criminal jumped me and tried to kill me in some shadowy mall or other building, I'm not sure as I never dream advanced details. But unfortunately for the apparition of my mind, I was a bit more lucid this night. So while I didn't draw a real gun, by pointing my index finger and yelling BANG BANG I produced similar results. So I got into a lethal gunfight with a finger-gun, which later turned into a finger-MP5K.