Weirdest Dream or Nightmare?

[New haven america]

Way too many to list.

[Washington Resistance Army]

I once had a dream where I was a carrot. Definitely ranks high on my weird dreams list.

What did you do as a carrot?

[Mefpan]

I had a dream in which a witch attempted to destroy my (at that time) school by siccing a dragon on it. So naturally, my school activated its secret Totally Not Evangelion program and a giant fucking robot piloted by a fifth grader went up against a dragon.

Oh, and all the privacy walls in the restrooms (why did I go there during A DRAGON ATTACK? No idea.) were only at waist height - don't ask me, my subconsciousness has some kind of weird obsession with restrooms and always makes them as disturbing and uncomfortable as possible whenever they appear. Or sometimes it just steals the toilet bowls.

[Lordieth]

I once had a dream where I was a carrot. Definitely ranks high on my weird dreams list.

Napkiraly is a wall street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is, he's about to become... a carrot!

Napkiraly: "I'm a carrot!"

It's twenty four "carrot" comedy! Napkiraly is, A Carrot! Rated PG-13.

[Risottia]

Describe either your weirdest dream or nightmare you had

Can't. It's most definitely non-PG-13.

Also, isn't this a bit... let's say... bloggish?

[Nordenkalt]

I don't remember any of my dreams anymore but I remember a couple years ago I went on a European cruise and I had a dream several months after I got back where I was on the boat and the buffet was open 24/7 so I was able to eat all I possibly can
I had another one when I was in 5th grade where I was in my school and the hallways were empty and dark, so were the classrooms. There were weird markings and symbols on the walls and above the doors. I hid in the corner when someone was coming, there was some guy that looked like a surgeon with a white robe and mask. He had a cart with him and he went into a room, I heard a bunch of kids screaming then he slammed the door shut. I wanted to get out so I walked outside and it was the most beautiful landscape I've seen, there were rolling hills everywhere and I was able to jump around in 0 gravity.

[Zottistan]

I used to have a recurring dream where I was outside my house, and the sky was really weird and stormy in a really unnerving way. I'd go to the house to try to go inside, and then realize all the windows and doors were just painted on. Twas a lot more unnerving first hand.

[MERIZoC]

I once dreamed that everyone on NSG was a kind and reasonable person.

[The Cobalt Sky]

I once dreamed that everyone on NSG was a kind and reasonable person.

Laughed so hard when I saw this!

[The Cobalt Sky]

I once had a dream where I was a carrot. Definitely ranks high on my weird dreams list.

Napkiraly is a wall street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is, he's about to become... a carrot!

Napkiraly: "I'm a carrot!"

It's twenty four "carrot" comedy! Napkiraly is, A Carrot! Rated PG-13.

Get some nice chainsaw violence in there... Crank that rating up to R, and it's gold.

[Napkiraly]

I once had a dream where I was a carrot. Definitely ranks high on my weird dreams list.

What did you do as a carrot?

Got accused of being a cast member of Jersey Shore.

I once had a dream where I was a carrot. Definitely ranks high on my weird dreams list.

Napkiraly is a wall street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is, he's about to become... a carrot!

Napkiraly: "I'm a carrot!"

It's twenty four "carrot" comedy! Napkiraly is, A Carrot! Rated PG-13.

Starring Rob Schnieder as Rob Schnieder!

[Greater Mackonia]

the tree god was killing all the pilots, so no planes could take off, and I was walking through a desert, and I came to a caravan, and a man in a lumberjack uniform and a deerstalker wanted me to fix his shotgun, and I fixed his shotgun by firing it in the air.

Then he asked me, or someone else, "Are you Félix Guattari ?" (pronounced Guttari in the dream) and I/ someone else said "Yes" and then he turned into Guattari and a ninja and began throwing radioactive knives at me as the men with shotguns fired that giant cannon from the battle of Hoth at him..I think he turned into a snake briefly as well, while he materialised and re-materialised spouting stuff about 'overthrowing the tyranny of objects" and "rejecting the complacency of reality", that was not even his thought, all while the theme from Ultimate Crab Battle was playing.
It was absolutely glorious.

[Luminesa]

Napkiraly is a wall street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is, he's about to become... a carrot!

Napkiraly: "I'm a carrot!"

It's twenty four "carrot" comedy! Napkiraly is, A Carrot! Rated PG-13.

Get some nice chainsaw violence in there... Crank that rating up to R, and it's gold.

What about getting him a girlfriend? Perhaps a tomato?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

My dreams are too lewd and fantastic for a PG-13 site.

[Luminesa]

the tree god was killing all the pilots, so no planes could take off, and I was walking through a desert, and I came to a caravan, and a man in a lumberjack uniform and a deerstalker wanted me to fix his shotgun, and I fixed his shotgun by firing it in the air.

Then he asked me, or someone else, "Are you Félix Guattari ?" (pronounced Guttari in the dream) and I/ someone else said "Yes" and then he turned into Guattari and a ninja and began throwing radioactive knives at me as the men with shotguns fired that giant cannon from the battle of Hoth at him..I think he turned into a snake briefly as well, while he materialised and re-materialised spouting stuff about 'overthrowing the tyranny of objects" and "rejecting the complacency of reality", that was not even his thought, all while the theme from Ultimate Crab Battle was playing.
It was absolutely glorious.

Can I hop in your dreams? Seriously, that is AWESOME.

[St Salvador]

This was a dream or maybe a hallucination brought on by the medicine they gave me so they could remove my wisdom teeth either way I was out for an hour and a half.

I was in a long white corridor continually moving past a green plant that I didn't recognize until I saw a door that lead me to a room that looked like the main castle room from Mario 64 with concrete windows that lead to a variety of places I cant even remember accept for the one I entered that had a Chinese new year parade. then I recovered my consciousness.

[Liberty and Linguistics]

Christ, the worst was one in which I had tried LSD. I never had the drug in real life, but the dream was one big mindfuck as a result of "dreaming me" taking the drug. I swear to god, I'd rather have Freddie Krueger in my dream.

[Kalmarium]

Being chased by a heavy-breathing man in a trench coat and top hat down the street from my house by the marsh. Every time I looked back he got closer.

[Seylland]

Not the most weird or nightmarish dream I had, but certainly the most vivid recent dream I can recall.

So I was volunteering at a daycare (and I do volunteer at a daycare) in this particular dream. So there were about three to five kids I was supervising in that dream. It was pretty chill, but then the daycare was closing (?) and their parents haven't arrived. One of the kids had a bus pass (Presto card? Bus pass? Not sure.) and asked if they could take those other kids home with them (logical jump is that they all lived in the same neighborhood).

So I said yes (which was odd since I wouldn't say that) but at the same time, in the back of my mind was screaming not to let them leave.

So they left.

Looked out the window, and saw the bus, just crashing into the children, and I couldn't move from my spot, I felt as if there were arms tugging at my legs holding me still. At this point I was screaming and like I felt absolutely terrified.

It was vivid. Like I could see the whole accident unfolding in front of me and it was just disturbing. I've never seen or been in an accident so it really really frightened me.

Then I woke up in sleep paralysis for a few seconds.

aka. i did not go back to sleep that night nope nope nope

[Tafhan]

Weirdest nightmare:

There was this one where I was Teleported to a life size replica of rome. Completely empty except for
my friends, who were walking around and didn't notice me or each other

I climbed up this tower and was grabbed by some people I didnt recognize. and was forced to jump into a river of sludge or something. Off a diving board made of bones.

The sludge was thick and almost rubbery. I don't know how to explain it. I washed up on this black Island of dried tar and climes up a plateau.

There was a little shrine there and a cheery voice told me to bow. And I did just a little. So I the setting changed back to the Fake Rome, except now it was full of people.

And I had mutated into this bloated, disgusting monster. One of my arms was really long and had like meter long claws and The other was this fleshy Crab claw. My mouth looked like a big disc of gristle and teeth.

And I went on this huge rampage after I got attacked by police.

It was goddamn insane.

[Tafhan]

My dreams are too lewd and fantastic for a PG-13 site.

Ooh myyy

[Jochistan]

Not the most weird or nightmarish dream I had, but certainly the most vivid recent dream I can recall.

So I was volunteering at a daycare (and I do volunteer at a daycare) in this particular dream. So there were about three to five kids I was supervising in that dream. It was pretty chill, but then the daycare was closing (?) and their parents haven't arrived. One of the kids had a bus pass (Presto card? Bus pass? Not sure.) and asked if they could take those other kids home with them (logical jump is that they all lived in the same neighborhood).

So I said yes (which was odd since I wouldn't say that) but at the same time, in the back of my mind was screaming not to let them leave.

So they left.

Looked out the window, and saw the bus, just crashing into the children, and I couldn't move from my spot, I felt as if there were arms tugging at my legs holding me still. At this point I was screaming and like I felt absolutely terrified.

It was vivid. Like I could see the whole accident unfolding in front of me and it was just disturbing. I've never seen or been in an accident so it really really frightened me.

Then I woke up in sleep paralysis for a few seconds.

aka. i did not go back to sleep that night nope nope nope

Holy shit. That's terrifying.

[Vultro]

I had just moved back to town after a few months away, and one of my best friends was pregnant. Like, massively pregnant. You know those yoga balls? It looked like she had four in her belly, one in each butt cheek and half of one in each breast. It was really weird

[Kalmarium]

I had just moved back to town after a few months away, and one of my best friends was pregnant. Like, massively pregnant. You know those yoga balls? It looked like she had four in her belly, one in each butt cheek and half of one in each breast. It was really weird

And you didn't stop whatever creature would come out of there?

[Jochistan]

Where do I even start

Had this one where I went to the future and all the worlds Owls were evolving into Gorillas. And they could talk. They looked like gorillas with owl faces an fur with little patches of feathers.

And they were all sad because they couldn't fly anymore.

Oh, and Daniel Radcliffe was there for some reason