Weirdest Dream or Nightmare?

[Solitan]

I was part of a specialist military unit and we were going to take out this paranormal cult like thingy. They had rigged traps in their facility and such, and I got electrocuted by a light trap, and you know when you die in a dream you wake up? Didn't happen, I fell to the floor, or my body did. I was left as a ghost-like apparition standing where my body had been. I then began flying all over the world and such and scaring/confusing people everywhere.

I also had a few perverted moments, but when you're a ghost...

I have never been able to re-create this dream, this is also the last dream I ever had that included my death.

[Chessmistress]

Last night I dreamt that one of my friends dated a dolphin before dating his current girlfriend. They cuddled up and slept under a blanket in my front yard. He showed me how they always slept face to snout, and that he and his current girlfriend only slept with him facing her back. I don't really know how time worked in this dream to allow him to talk about his current girlfriend while the dolphin girlfriend was right in front of him and he was still dating her.

Damn, that's weird and similar to mine, but mine is even more weird. Far more.
I cannot go in deep details or I'll be warned: it's an aquatic creature, she's an alien, I never saw something similar on Earth nor in Sci-Fi movies nor even described in books or something: idrodinamic shaped, natural jet propulsion, 12 long tentacles (used as hands, not for weird things....), four eyes - the eyes are almost human, but the golden pupils seem each a small Sun, and the iris surrounding the pupils is purple, the light lilac skin is soft like...there's no comparison, nor even the finer silk is so, and during the dream I even have strong tactile sensations. She's something like 5 meters long, she's female and...meh...better to stop here, however her sex organs are very different from an human female and totally unrelated with human males' sex organs. Still, sex with her work very fine, even too much...
Note: what I'm describing is totally unrelated with Japanese disgusting things, it's totally different.
Apart from, very vaguely, the eyes, there's nothing in her body resembling an human.
It's almost two years that I dream about that, two-three times each week.
First times it happened when I woke up I felt like a girl after her very first time, it was (and still it is) absolutely realistic.
I even coined a term describing that: "xenosexual".
And that's the most normal part.
The most weird part is that I know (I don't have idea how but I'm sure it's so) that she hate me and she's just experimenting, but after that experiment she'll kill me: she hate me due she blame me for something I did. I don't know exactly what is, but I'm sure it's due I'm a woman: she hates all human females and she wish to kill us all (it's not all humans, she hates just only women, not males, she's somewhat indifferent towards human males), but, first, she wants take some pleasure...and I even know she comes from the future and her species' technology is more advanced than us, and there's absolutely nothing we can do to stop them with our present technology nor even with a future human technology: they're far beyond everything we can hope to reach, they don't even need "weapons" in order to kill us all.
I have no idea what kind of technology she owns, I don't see nothing apart from her body, but I get these informations, very vaguely, from the mental contact she establish with me, each time.
And there's something very humiliating about all of this, and the fact she have sex with me before killing me is an important part of her revenge.
Her species is VERY VERY upsetted with us.

I know it's absolutely weird.

It's the very first time that I write or talk about that, no one knows in RL.
Anonimity helps a lot.

[Vultro]

One of my best friends was super pregnant. It looked like she had 6 yoga balls in her belly, one in each boob, and one and a half in each buttcheek.

At the end she went into labor, then the two of us were transported into a field, naked, she was back to normal, we did it, and she started growing again.

[Nui-ta]

Strangest dream I ever had...

A recent one that comes to mind was running through a labyrinth of empty apartment buildings. I had several keys to get into different units, but dropped them all and had to figure out which ones went where throughout the dream. I was running from several other people and ghosts and was completely stranded.

And then one of the doors opened up to this very crowded mall, that was all gold and shimmering and made with Baroque-style architecture, and I was moving through the crowd, searching with the keys in hand through stores and shoppers until I found friendly faces.

[Anollasia]

I once had a dream with a bunch of cartoon characters like Scooby Doo and the Flintstones, which I don't remember well. I think I had watched too many cartoons...

More recently (a few years ago still), I was in a burning building and then I jumped out the window and landed in a pool, in which I drowned in. :/

[Farnhamia]

One of my best friends was super pregnant. It looked like she had 6 yoga balls in her belly, one in each boob, and one and a half in each buttcheek.

At the end she went into labor, then the two of us were transported into a field, naked, she was back to normal, we did it, and she started growing again.

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