TET: Celebrating the day we stopped the alien invasion!

[The Grim Reaper]

Iiiiiiiiiiiih I saw a corgi in view from the balcony. I must track down the owner and take this treasure from them.

Be careful, corgi owners are notoriously protective.

[The Serbian Empire]

Now that I think about it, I more accurately only read international news and the biggest stories going on in America. Thanks be solely to the BBC app on my iDevice and, on rare occasions, NSG itself.

Watching our local news shows are very boring. Stuff about high street parking and village fairs. I don't care about Kettering's scarecrow festival.

I'd love to see scarecrows on fire!

[Gallade]

Aye, it was weird for me at first, too. It's easy to forget that before joining the EEC Ireland was just a piss-poor former colony that couldn't afford to provide essential services without the Vatican. S'why the church got so ingrained in society.

But now that you can, you should totally bring pre-Christian Irish mythology back. It's much cooler.

Icelanders, please vacate your island. You're squatting upon Tír na nÓg.

[Val Halla]

Watching our local news shows are very boring. Stuff about high street parking and village fairs. I don't care about Kettering's scarecrow festival.

I'd love to see scarecrows on fire!

They don't set them on fire, they tend to just leave them around villages. This county is very empty.

[Bralia]

The very day I go to iTunes, the one day every three months, I go to check up on all the music I've failed to keep up on and I see a collaboration between two of my favorite trance DJs of all time come out with a collaboration on this day. The rest of the San Diegan region may have perished from the earthquake that originated from my nether regions. If you know anybody in the region, please call and make sure they're safe, this is surely going to be a national tragedy to everybody but myself.

[The Serbian Empire]

I'd love to see scarecrows on fire!

They don't set them on fire, they tend to just leave them around villages. This county is very empty.

Are there enough crows to justify constructing that many scarecrows?

[Val Halla]

They don't set them on fire, they tend to just leave them around villages. This county is very empty.

Are there enough crows to justify constructing that many scarecrows?

I don't know, I don't live in these villages.

[Gallade]

The very day I go to iTunes, the one day every three months, I go to check up on all the music I've failed to keep up on and I see a collaboration between two of my favorite trance DJs of all time come out with a collaboration on this day. The rest of the San Diegan region may have perished from the earthquake that originated from my nether regions. If you know anybody in the region, please call and make sure they're safe, this is surely going to be a national tragedy to everybody but myself.

Oh, you're from one of the more sexually attractively named cities on our dear Terra Firma. Kudos. I had it in my head you lived in SanFran.

[The Serbian Empire]

The very day I go to iTunes, the one day every three months, I go to check up on all the music I've failed to keep up on and I see a collaboration between two of my favorite trance DJs of all time come out with a collaboration on this day. The rest of the San Diegan region may have perished from the earthquake that originated from my nether regions. If you know anybody in the region, please call and make sure they're safe, this is surely going to be a national tragedy to everybody but myself.

Was that a queef or a fart?

[DesAnges]

Iiiiiiiiiiiih I saw a corgi in view from the balcony. I must track down the owner and take this treasure from them.

Be careful, corgi owners are notoriously protective.

Rumour has it the Queen declared war on Peckham because someone took one of hers there.

[The Serbian Empire]

Are there enough crows to justify constructing that many scarecrows?

I don't know, I don't live in these villages.

And there's a town in my area with so many crows that they named it Kawkawlin.

[Bralia]

The very day I go to iTunes, the one day every three months, I go to check up on all the music I've failed to keep up on and I see a collaboration between two of my favorite trance DJs of all time come out with a collaboration on this day. The rest of the San Diegan region may have perished from the earthquake that originated from my nether regions. If you know anybody in the region, please call and make sure they're safe, this is surely going to be a national tragedy to everybody but myself.

Oh, you're from one of the more sexually attractively named cities on our dear Terra Firma. Kudos. I had it in my head you lived in SanFran.

Have I really never mentioned that I live specifically in San Diego to you before?

The very day I go to iTunes, the one day every three months, I go to check up on all the music I've failed to keep up on and I see a collaboration between two of my favorite trance DJs of all time come out with a collaboration on this day. The rest of the San Diegan region may have perished from the earthquake that originated from my nether regions. If you know anybody in the region, please call and make sure they're safe, this is surely going to be a national tragedy to everybody but myself.

Was that a queef or a fart?

Uh-oh. We need to have the Talk, Serb. That was an orgasm. I'll tell you more about how it works through TGs.

[The Serbian Empire]

Was that a queef or a fart?

Uh-oh. We need to have the Talk, Serb. That was an orgasm. I'll tell you more about how it works through TGs.

I didn't know orgasms could cause earthquakes. That's all.

[Gallade]

Oh, you're from one of the more sexually attractively named cities on our dear Terra Firma. Kudos. I had it in my head you lived in SanFran.

Have I really never mentioned that I live specifically in San Diego to you before?

Was that a queef or a fart?

Uh-oh. We need to have the Talk, Serb. That was an orgasm. I'll tell you more about how it works through TGs.

You probably have, but medication has ruined my short term memory capabilities. I have a doctor's note and everything, can't judge this. Neener neener.

[Bralia]

Uh-oh. We need to have the Talk, Serb. That was an orgasm. I'll tell you more about how it works through TGs.

I didn't know orgasms could cause earthquakes. That's all.

I'm still suffering from aftersh---OOOOOhmmmmmgmhmhmhmhm.

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

I didn't know orgasms could cause earthquakes. That's all.

I'm still suffering from aftersh---OOOOOhmmmmmgmhmhmhmhm.

I'm still suffering from the aftershock of this.

[Bralia]

Have I really never mentioned that I live specifically in San Diego to you before?


Uh-oh. We need to have the Talk, Serb. That was an orgasm. I'll tell you more about how it works through TGs.

You probably have, but medication has ruined my short term memory capabilities. I have a doctor's note and everything, can't judge this. Neener neener.

Cass, I don't know if you've been reminded recently, but you're not actually pregnant, you're just eating too much.

[Gallade]

You probably have, but medication has ruined my short term memory capabilities. I have a doctor's note and everything, can't judge this. Neener neener.

Cass, I don't know if you've been reminded recently, but you're not actually pregnant, you're just eating too much.

What's a Cass? And who the hell are you?

[DesAnges]

Cass, I don't know if you've been reminded recently, but you're not actually pregnant, you're just eating too much.

What's a Cass?

Really sorry.

I hate that but it was worth the cheap joke.

[Gallade]

What's a Cass?

Really sorry.

I hate that but it was worth the cheap joke.

Just once I'd like us to have a spat while clothed. It's chilly.

[The Holy Therns]

Really sorry.

I hate that but it was worth the cheap joke.

Just once I'd like us to have a spat while clothed. It's chilly.

Stand still. I'm painting.

[DesAnges]

Really sorry.

I hate that but it was worth the cheap joke.

Just once I'd like us to have a spat while clothed. It's chilly.

Wouldn't want to spoil all your nice gear with the mudslinging.

[The Serbian Empire]

I didn't know orgasms could cause earthquakes. That's all.

I'm still suffering from aftersh---OOOOOhmmmmmgmhmhmhmhm.

Oh my goodness. I must feeling that aftershock beyond two mountain ranges and about 2,500 miles.

[The Serbian Empire]

What's a Cass?

Really sorry.

I hate that but it was worth the cheap joke.

Gotye is just some artist I used to know.

[Gallade]

Just once I'd like us to have a spat while clothed. It's chilly.

Wouldn't want to spoil all your nice gear with the mudslinging.

I used to really like the song. Can't sit through it anymore because this parody was joked about ad nauseam in the staff room.