Marriage Now Fabulous, SCOTUS Rules for Same Sex Marriage

[The Alma Mater]

Can they refuse people who wear glasses ? The Bible explicitly forbids people with a visible defect in their sight from approaching the altar after all.

Probably.

Ok I'm not familiar with that part. Must be OT. I was drunk a lot then.

Leviticus 21. The same goes for cripples btw - so I guess Vietnam and Iraq vets are also barred from Church.

[Liriena]

It's a parody account, but I loved it anyway.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Here's a Beeb article for those looking for confirmation

Well... Fuck me in the ass and call me gay.

... I honestly still can't believe it even after all that confirmation.

Used to be, this would have been impossible.

... Guess America's back into making the impossible possible.

ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWA!

[Neutraligon]

Now here's a thing that I don't quite get: a lot of these right-wing types are talking about how this is an apocalyptic insult to the Creator, and surely now the skies shall turn to offal and the seas shall be as oceans of poop and we will be tortured forever by an angry god. Or something. These people seem to be honestly expecting real-world divine retribution for this ruling.

The thing is ... have they not noticed that many other countries have had legal same-sex marriage for years now? And that Canada is not yet a blighted hellscape? It's right there, it's not hard to see the absence of colossal, earth-rending hellworm phalluses (helluses) plunging and penetrating the fire-scarred soil of America's rider. Do these people really think that America is so special, so particularly holy that their god cares more about American legislation than that of other nations? That America is held to higher standards than the rest of us?

American exceptionalism taken to it's extreme, so yes some do.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Now here's a thing that I don't quite get: a lot of these right-wing types are talking about how this is an apocalyptic insult to the Creator, and surely now the skies shall turn to offal and the seas shall be as oceans of poop and we will be tortured forever by an angry god. Or something. These people seem to be honestly expecting real-world divine retribution for this ruling.

The thing is ... have they not noticed that many other countries have had legal same-sex marriage for years now? And that Canada is not yet a blighted hellscape? It's right there, it's not hard to see the absence of colossal, earth-rending hellworm phalluses (helluses) plunging and penetrating the fire-scarred soil of America's rider. Do these people really think that America is so special, so particularly holy that their god cares more about American legislation than that of other nations? That America is held to higher standards than the rest of us?

Wait, Canada isn't a blighted hellscape?

[Zurkerx]

Now here's a thing that I don't quite get: a lot of these right-wing types are talking about how this is an apocalyptic insult to the Creator, and surely now the skies shall turn to offal and the seas shall be as oceans of poop and we will be tortured forever by an angry god. Or something. These people seem to be honestly expecting real-world divine retribution for this ruling.

The thing is ... have they not noticed that many other countries have had legal same-sex marriage for years now? And that Canada is not yet a blighted hellscape? It's right there, it's not hard to see the absence of colossal, earth-rending hellworm phalluses (helluses) plunging and penetrating the fire-scarred soil of America's rider. Do these people really think that America is so special, so particularly holy that their god cares more about American legislation than that of other nations? That America is held to higher standards than the rest of us?

Do you really have high hopes for these people? I don't expect much from them.

[Cannot think of a name]

Now here's a thing that I don't quite get: a lot of these right-wing types are talking about how this is an apocalyptic insult to the Creator, and surely now the skies shall turn to offal and the seas shall be as oceans of poop and we will be tortured forever by an angry god. Or something. These people seem to be honestly expecting real-world divine retribution for this ruling.

The thing is ... have they not noticed that many other countries have had legal same-sex marriage for years now? And that Canada is not yet a blighted hellscape? It's right there, it's not hard to see the absence of colossal, earth-rending hellworm phalluses (helluses) plunging and penetrating the fire-scarred soil of America's rider. Do these people really think that America is so special, so particularly holy that their god cares more about American legislation than that of other nations? That America is held to higher standards than the rest of us?

This has been the New American Exceptionalism for a while now, America can't do shit other countries have been doing for years. It's kind of weird.

[Lordareon]

Now here's a thing that I don't quite get: a lot of these right-wing types are talking about how this is an apocalyptic insult to the Creator, and surely now the skies shall turn to offal and the seas shall be as oceans of poop and we will be tortured forever by an angry god. Or something. These people seem to be honestly expecting real-world divine retribution for this ruling.

The thing is ... have they not noticed that many other countries have had legal same-sex marriage for years now? And that Canada is not yet a blighted hellscape? It's right there, it's not hard to see the absence of colossal, earth-rending hellworm phalluses (helluses) plunging and penetrating the fire-scarred soil of America's rider. Do these people really think that America is so special, so particularly holy that their god cares more about American legislation than that of other nations? That America is held to higher standards than the rest of us?

Wait, Canada isn't a blighted hellscape?

I have lost all faith in democracy going to help plan a right wing revolution to install a right wing autocracy.

[Autem Galacticus Nexum]

If you cannot decode a simple phrase, I'm sorry.

if people aren't following what you're saying it's normally your fault

helpful hint: in future don't write like a pretentious and overly verbose teenager (this may require a personality change)

Nice jab, mate. Pity I'm not any of those.

Try again.

[Laerod]

Now here's a thing that I don't quite get: a lot of these right-wing types are talking about how this is an apocalyptic insult to the Creator, and surely now the skies shall turn to offal and the seas shall be as oceans of poop and we will be tortured forever by an angry god. Or something. These people seem to be honestly expecting real-world divine retribution for this ruling.

The thing is ... have they not noticed that many other countries have had legal same-sex marriage for years now? And that Canada is not yet a blighted hellscape? It's right there, it's not hard to see the absence of colossal, earth-rending hellworm phalluses (helluses) plunging and penetrating the fire-scarred soil of America's rider. Do these people really think that America is so special, so particularly holy that their god cares more about American legislation than that of other nations? That America is held to higher standards than the rest of us?

American exceptionalism taken to it's extreme, so yes some do.

I remember reading similar stuff about Ireland during the referendum. It's like there's a big overlap between nationalism and homophobia...

[The Alma Mater]

Can they refuse people who wear glasses ? The Bible explicitly forbids people with a visible defect in their sight from approaching the altar after all.

the Protestant reformed bible look it up.

Sure, right after you actually read what this SCOTUS ruling is and stop making false claims about it.
Deal ?

[TURTLESHROOM II]

Mark my words. We'll be back.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Wait, Canada isn't a blighted hellscape?

I have lost all faith in democracy going to help plan a right wing revolution to install a right wing autocracy.

HAHAH, fucking sure you will.

[Laerod]

Wait, Canada isn't a blighted hellscape?

I have lost all faith in democracy going to help plan a right wing revolution to install a right wing autocracy.

No, you see, you can't do that. That's illegal.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Mark my words. We'll be back.

Nah

[Zurkerx]

Mark my words. We'll be back.

Never will happen.

[Autem Galacticus Nexum]

Mark my words. We'll be back.

Let them celebrate. After all, blood will be shed with blood.

[Lordareon]

the Protestant reformed bible look it up.

Sure, right after you actually read what this SCOTUS ruling is and stop making false claims about it.
Deal ?

ok right after i whip myself to get rid of sins JK.

[Neutraligon]

Mark my words. We'll be back.

Before this ruling a a majority of states already legalized ssm. More then that it would not get the votes it needs in Congress to pass.

[Liriena]

Wait, Canada isn't a blighted hellscape?

I have lost all faith in democracy going to help plan a right wing revolution to install a right wing autocracy.

Because of marriage equality?

No offense, but I think you need to rethink your priorities.

[Cannot think of a name]

Mark my words. We'll be back.

Every June, like clockwork.

[Eastern Equestria]

Wait, Canada isn't a blighted hellscape?

I have lost all faith in democracy going to help plan a right wing revolution to install a right wing autocracy.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I have lost all faith in democracy going to help plan a right wing revolution to install a right wing autocracy.

No, you see, you can't do that. That's illegal.

But....

GOD WILLS IT!!!1!

[The Alma Mater]

Mark my words. We'll be back.

Jesus would be so proud of your display of love

[The Huskar Social Union]

Mark my words. We'll be back.

Let them celebrate. After all, blood will be shed with blood.

Oh man, its soooo edgy.