Marriage Now Fabulous, SCOTUS Rules for Same Sex Marriage

[Mefpan]

Marriage is not yet "equal". Bigots still do not allow people to marry their sister or mother. Hateful, polygamy-phobic people say you can only have one spouse. With homosexuality forced on the entire country, incest and polygamy are going to ask for the same.

This is only the beginning. Groups that refuse homosexual marriage will lose their tax-exempt status and be discriminated against when receiving federal charity grants. The Church will be painted as hateful and will be pushed out of the public square even more.

We live in an evil, evil world when three precent of the population can completely redefine an institution meant for reproduction and stability for children into an exhibitionist union meant for adults.

God have mercy on us all.

Hey, you know what. Let's allow the latter. And get to allowing the former once we figure out enough about fucking around with genes to correct geentic defects appearing due to it.

Where is your God now, if not partying hard that someone finally fucking got what "Love thy neighbor" probably was meant to mean?

[The Huskar Social Union]

Marriage is not yet "equal". Bigots still do not allow people to marry their sister or mother. Hateful, polygamy-phobic people say you can only have one spouse. With homosexuality forced on the entire country, incest and polygamy are going to ask for the same.

This is only the beginning. Groups that refuse homosexual marriage will lose their tax-exempt status and be discriminated against when receiving federal charity grants. The Church will be painted as hateful and will be pushed out of the public square even more.

We live in an evil, evil world when three precent of the population can completely redefine an institution meant for reproduction and stability for children into an exhibitionist union meant for adults.

God have mercy on us all.

Nah

Hey, you know what. Let's allow the latter. And get to allowing the former once we figure out enough about fucking around with genes to correct geentic defects appearing due to it.

Where is your God now, if not partying hard that someone finally fucking got what "Love thy neighbor" probably was meant to mean?

He is in my Basemen- I mean what?

[Cannot think of a name]

Good. Go read the majority opinion then. It'll give you time to cool off and maybe you'll learn something. Like why your "compromise" was stupid.

I should just ignore the forums all together because I always get angry at y'all's opinions on subjects

Isn't getting people angry your whole schtick?

[Luziyca]

For once, the USA does something wonderful and useful. Congratulations, may your politicians not ruin it.

[TURTLESHROOM II]

B-But... polygamy! Incest! Bestiality! Pedophilia!

Nothing wrong with it but need to figure out how certain aspects would work, nothing wrong with it as long as there is informed uncoerced consent, unable to give consent, unable to give consent.

Whoop, there it is.

[Geanna]

What if I told you - not needing to bold and making everything larger might get your opinion across a bit better - and not be ignored.

So this is wrong?

AMERICA, F YEAH! I FUCKING LOVE YOU YANKS WHEN YOU DO STUFF LIKE THIS!

It's obnoxious either way. Nice try

[Liriena]

B-But... polygamy! Incest! Bestiality! Pedophilia!

Not pedophilia and beastiality, moron.

-but incest and polygamy are not legal, so marriage is not "equal". Fight the incest-ophobe bigotry! Marriage for all consenting adults over eighteen without exception!

If you truly care about those issues, start a thread about them. Don't cynically use them as a fallacious tool against same-sex marriage.

[Giovenith]

I feel like high fiving the goddamn world! Best day ever!

[Torisakia]

Marriage is not yet "equal". Bigots still do not allow people to marry their sister or mother. Hateful, polygamy-phobic people say you can only have one spouse. With homosexuality forced on the entire country, incest and polygamy are going to ask for the same.

This is only the beginning. Groups that refuse homosexual marriage will lose their tax-exempt status and be discriminated against when receiving federal charity grants. The Church will be painted as hateful and will be pushed out of the public square even more.

We live in an evil, evil world when three precent of the population can completely redefine an institution meant for reproduction and stability for children into an exhibitionist union meant for adults.

God have mercy on us all.

Where I live you can. Well, not necessarily legally. But you can at least dream. Although any sexual intercourse with them is a no-no.

[Ganos Lao]

-snip-

I remember a day when "Turtleshroom" was followed by "man, that guy's funny, he made some good posts."

Now it's going to be followed by, "Just another example of NS summer."

Man, NS changes so fast.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

IT IS SO FUCKING ORDERED
EVEN IN ARKANSAS' ARMPIT
SUCKS TO YOUR ASS MAR ANTONIN
SUCKS TO YOU
HATE LOSES LOVE WINS
FUCKIN FUCKERS
YeAAAAAR

This is really the only correct response, I think.

[Blekksprutia]

B-But... polygamy! Incest! Bestiality! Pedophilia!

You can find all those in the nearest hentai website.

You're welcome.

I love u

[MERIZoC]

Nothing wrong with it but need to figure out how certain aspects would work, nothing wrong with it as long as there is informed uncoerced consent, unable to give consent, unable to give consent.

Whoop, there it is.

Not according to the Bible.

[Val Halla]

Your buzz is really going to be harshed when marriage is truly "equal". Bigots don't let people marry their fathers and sisters or take more than one wife. Are you goign to let that oppression of a fundamental right slide?

Nope. Polygamy will be the next step, after trans rights, I imagine.

Trans rights still have a loooooong way to go, unfortunately.

[Diopolis]

Marriage is not yet "equal". Bigots still do not allow people to marry their sister or mother. Hateful, polygamy-phobic people say you can only have one spouse. With homosexuality forced on the entire country, incest and polygamy are going to ask for the same.

This is only the beginning. Groups that refuse homosexual marriage will lose their tax-exempt status and be discriminated against when receiving federal charity grants. The Church will be painted as hateful and will be pushed out of the public square even more.

We live in an evil, evil world when three precent of the population can completely redefine an institution meant for reproduction and stability for children into an exhibitionist union meant for adults.

God have mercy on us all.

They didn't redefine marriage- it is still between a man and a woman, and no act of man can change that. All they did is force people to lie about it.
Otherwise, spot on.

[Geanna]

For once, the USA does something wonderful and useful. Congratulations, may your politicians not ruin it.

Beauty of SCOTUS and balance of power

[TURTLESHROOM II]

Hey, you know what. Let's allow the latter. And get to allowing the former once we figure out enough about fucking around with genes to correct geentic defects appearing due to it. Where is your God now, if not partying hard that someone finally got what "Love thy neighbor" probably was meant to mean?

Loving your neighbor does not mean loving their sin. Given that you are evil enough to support incest, don't you dare think you have any knowledge of organized religion.

[Des-Bal]

They probably worked with the assumption that the Constitution was saying something all this time about equality.

The constitution never said shit, the people who wrote it did and by and large they were pretty clear equality meant rich white men being equal. I don't like the idea of reinterpreting the framework of our country based on the standards of the day and I don't think you could reasonably say that this is something the drafters of the constitution would think of as unconstitutional. I feel like the purpose of the document should specifically be to resist reinterpretation. I think that when the constitution no longer represents our values we should amend it not pretend it says something else. In any case this is definitely a good thing. While I disagree with the way we handle the constitution if we live in this world where the constitution is reinterpreted rather than amended I'd prefer it led us in the most positive direction possible.

[Blekksprutia]

PLEASE STOP HARSHING OUR BUZZ WITH YOUR 200 POINT TYPE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND GOOD DAY

Your buzz is really going to be harshed when marriage is truly "equal". Bigots don't let people marry their fathers and sisters or take more than one wife. Are you goign to let that oppression of a fundamental right slide?

Oh my god, man. Go eat some fucking chocolate or take a nap

[The 502nd SS]

I should just ignore the forums all together because I always get angry at y'all's opinions on subjects

Isn't getting people angry your whole schtick?

Most of the time, no
I know my opinions are unpopular here and my inability to convert thoughts to words may make it seem like that though

[The Empire of Pretantia]

I bet that 20 years or so from now, people will be absurd enough to want the right to marry their dog protected by law.

How much are you betting? Because I'm taking you up on that.

Marriage is not yet "equal". Bigots still do not allow people to marry their sister or mother. Hateful, polygamy-phobic people say you can only have one spouse. With homosexuality forced on the entire country, incest and polygamy are going to ask for the same.

This is only the beginning. Groups that refuse homosexual marriage will lose their tax-exempt status and be discriminated against when receiving federal charity grants. The Church will be painted as hateful and will be pushed out of the public square even more.

We live in an evil, evil world when three precent of the population can completely redefine an institution meant for reproduction and stability for children into an exhibitionist union meant for adults.

God have mercy on us all.

Ayy lmao

[Laerod]

Marriage is not yet "equal". Bigots still do not allow people to marry their sister or mother. Hateful, polygamy-phobic people say you can only have one spouse. With homosexuality forced on the entire country, incest and polygamy are going to ask for the same.

This is only the beginning. Groups that refuse homosexual marriage will lose their tax-exempt status and be discriminated against when receiving federal charity grants. The Church will be painted as hateful and will be pushed out of the public square even more.

We live in an evil, evil world when three precent of the population can completely redefine an institution meant for reproduction and stability for children into an exhibitionist union meant for adults.

God have mercy on us all.

There needs to be an onamonapia for an exasperated exhale.

Onomatopoeia.

[Liriena]

This ruling does not change the fact that marriage is between a man and a woman.

Of course it doesn't change that. SCOTUS did not rule that henceforth you could only marry people of the same sex.

[Zurkerx]

This is a major victory indeed.

[TURTLESHROOM II]

Beauty of SCOTUS and balance of power

Judicial activism is never beautiful.

Speaking of balance of power...