TET: All Glory To Pusheen!

[Dumb Ideologies]

There's not security, really. Staff are meant to check to ask people following them in for ID but people don't pay that much attention or don't feel comfortable doing so, and the doors take ages to close.

It's pretty lax, but who'd really want to get into a local council office? Some days I hardly want to go in...

I don't know of many who would, DI. There's nothing to steal and squatting in a council house would be more desirable than to invade the office.

We don't even have council houses. They've all been sold to housing associations. Can't have the state doing things that the free market can fuck up

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I have seen that. Go to a cold spring, play turtle.

We don't always have a convenient cold spring to dip into when hormones are a-nudging.

You guys can always stick it in the wall receptacle. Shock therapy!!

[Italios]

Genius, no. Too much time on hands, yes.
Wish I lived on a farm out in the middle of nowhere, I had a teacher from North Dakota who learned how to drive a tractor when he was eleven. Beep beep!

Get a John Deere riding lawnmower.

Silly. I ride my Talonflame for transportation. Doesn't need no gas!

[The Serbian Empire]

Genius, no. Too much time on hands, yes.
Wish I lived on a farm out in the middle of nowhere, I had a teacher from North Dakota who learned how to drive a tractor when he was eleven. Beep beep!

Get a John Deere riding lawnmower.

Don't ride when drunk.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It's OK, dear. Some things aren't meant to be until the appropriate time comes.

Indeed, but it's never fun.

Like paying taxes.

[Italios]

Get a John Deere riding lawnmower.

Don't ride when drunk.

Don't ride on sidewalk.

[Laerod]

The fear sets in when you realize you're in enemy territory with a backpack full of loot and have no idea how to find your way home or your way back to your body before everything despawns.

Also there was that one time where you legitimately had to hope you only died over lava so that your game didn't crash because of the XP overload.

I remember a survival world I had, house by a ravine. Saw some iron in the wall of the ravine - goody! - stupidly set off with all my stuff, not just pickaxe and extra dirt blocks, forgetting what would happen if I fell. Needless to say I did fall, and all my items were left at the bottom. I had to do some mountain-goat type climbing to pick everything up and drop it off; fell again, lost stuff again, repeat three more times.

Getting pushed into lava in the nether by freak Wither Skeleton accidents is not fun. It's why I always carry a spare fire resistance potion once I've unlocked brewing.

[The Serbian Empire]

I don't know of many who would, DI. There's nothing to steal and squatting in a council house would be more desirable than to invade the office.

We don't even have council houses. They've all been sold to housing associations. Can't have the state doing things that the free market can fuck up

So what's with the council offices still existing then? A relic of a distant past?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Get a John Deere riding lawnmower.

Silly. I ride my Talonflame for transportation. Doesn't need no gas!

My Nimbus 6000 has chrome sidings and hydraulics. Sucks it, Trebek!

[Hurdegaryp]

Yeah.

Egos.

More than just egos... appendages.

Wait, are we going to do the whole nose-like appendages schtick again?

[Lordieth]

We don't always have a convenient cold spring to dip into when hormones are a-nudging.

You guys can always stick it in the wall receptacle. Shock therapy!!

We make do with a convenient book or other concealing device.

[The Serbian Empire]

Don't ride when drunk.

Don't ride on sidewalk.

Don't ride it in WalMart.

[Italios]

I remember a survival world I had, house by a ravine. Saw some iron in the wall of the ravine - goody! - stupidly set off with all my stuff, not just pickaxe and extra dirt blocks, forgetting what would happen if I fell. Needless to say I did fall, and all my items were left at the bottom. I had to do some mountain-goat type climbing to pick everything up and drop it off; fell again, lost stuff again, repeat three more times.

Getting pushed into lava in the nether by freak Wither Skeleton accidents is not fun. It's why I always carry a spare fire resistance potion once I've unlocked brewing.

One time I was coming home later than usual after a long day of just exploring the surrounding land for supplies, a creeper was standing calmly outside my house, and then boom, the entire left side of it is blown away.

[The Serbian Empire]

Get a John Deere riding lawnmower.

Silly. I ride my Talonflame for transportation. Doesn't need no gas!

And I knocked down the Palla as The Kinks came dancing.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You guys can always stick it in the wall receptacle. Shock therapy!!

We make do with a convenient book or other concealing device.

Your hands are war heroes. o7

[Italios]

Silly. I ride my Talonflame for transportation. Doesn't need no gas!

My Nimbus 6000 has chrome sidings and hydraulics. Sucks it, Trebek!

I think you mean suck it, Malfoy.

Don't ride on sidewalk.

Don't ride it in WalMart.

Don't ride it, period.

[The Serbian Empire]

Getting pushed into lava in the nether by freak Wither Skeleton accidents is not fun. It's why I always carry a spare fire resistance potion once I've unlocked brewing.

One time I was coming home later than usual after a long day of just exploring the surrounding land for supplies, a creeper was standing calmly outside my house, and then boom, the entire left side of it is blown away.

Creepers these days are a lot scarier than the one in Scooby Doo.

[Hurdegaryp]

Getting pushed into lava in the nether by freak Wither Skeleton accidents is not fun. It's why I always carry a spare fire resistance potion once I've unlocked brewing.

One time I was coming home later than usual after a long day of just exploring the surrounding land for supplies, a creeper was standing calmly outside my house, and then boom, the entire left side of it is blown away.

That friendly Creeper gave you something to do, because it was not as if you were doing anything fruitful with your time.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

My Nimbus 6000 has chrome sidings and hydraulics. Sucks it, Trebek!

I think you mean suck it, Malfoy.

Don't ride it in WalMart.

Don't ride it, period.

I mean exactly what I mean, which is usually a disjointed mix of things. Fun fun.

[Italios]

One time I was coming home later than usual after a long day of just exploring the surrounding land for supplies, a creeper was standing calmly outside my house, and then boom, the entire left side of it is blown away.

That friendly Creeper gave you something to do, because it was not as if you were doing anything fruitful with your time.

I was. I was looking for cows, chickens, dark oak wood, and iron.

[Italios]

:evil:

I think you mean suck it, Malfoy.
Don't ride it, period.

I mean exactly what I mean, which is usually a disjointed mix of things. Fun fun.

Eat slugs!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That friendly Creeper gave you something to do, because it was not as if you were doing anything fruitful with your time.

I was. I was looking for cows, chickens, dark oak wood, and iron.

So you're playing a game on Facebook.

[The Holy Therns]

More than just egos... appendages.

Wait, are we going to do the whole nose-like appendages schtick again?

Yes. Yes we are.

[The Serbian Empire]

Bideo kirred the radio star! And this is why MTV wasn't in Japan back in '82.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

:evil:

I mean exactly what I mean, which is usually a disjointed mix of things. Fun fun.

Eat slugs!

Baked escargots with truffles. Delicious.