TET: All Glory To Pusheen!

[Italios]

Stahp!

Stahp, snake! Stahp!

Hissy, hissy, little snakey,
Slither on the floor,
You be good to Morfin or he'll nail you to the door.

[Lordieth]

I quite like watching Letsplayers play horror games. Danny Avidan from Gamegrumps is a delight. Markiplier is probably the only horror Letsplayer I follow, though.

I enjoy horror games, but I am legitimately terrified of jumpscares. They get me every. Single. Time. Even when you know something's gonna pop out when you turn that corner.

The anticipation is what makes it all the sweeter, but I prefer the jumpscares you never know are coming.

[Allancia]

I'm sorry. What are they fighting over?

My mother was decorating something, a pie I think, she was annoyed at how my stepfather was watching her so she couldn't concentrate, she messed it up, and he freaked out. And let me tell you, this always fucking happens. I can't stand it. But of course I can't do nix! I'm just glad I get to be away from them for an entire week this summer, thank god.

Sometimes people just need to let off steam. I know that's how it works with my parents. Where are you going to get away from them?

[Hurdegaryp]

And since all of us dedicatedly follow your every step, we all remember collectively what your opinion about the gender hat people is.

Good. NSG's collective conscious is a cosy place to live rent-free.

Yeah, about that... I got a mail from the financial department, apparently you missed a few payments. And with 'a few' they meant ALL OF THEM.

[The Serbian Empire]

How much Oats can Hall and Oates haul if Hall and Oates could haul Oats?

[Kiruri]

I can't do horror games. I can hardly even play Minecraft without shitting myself.

Creepers or ender men? That's adorably endearing, but I've never found Minecraft scary. The zombies groaning at night weirded my out the first time they started breaking down the door, though.

Resident Evil 4. Now there was a zombie game.

Resident evil 4? Hmm.. . I dunno lordie, there was this one zombie that actually did look cute. His eye was a beautiful putrefied swampy green..the other one was missing but I suspect it was of the same murky color

[Lordieth]

I liked the line where Bo says there's a monster outside her window. Or when they saw the rustling deep in the corn fields.

Creepy.

Stahp!

Have you seen The Mothman Prophecies? You'd love it. Might need the boyfriend to cling to for that one, mind.

[Italios]

I enjoy horror games, but I am legitimately terrified of jumpscares. They get me every. Single. Time. Even when you know something's gonna pop out when you turn that corner.

The anticipation is what makes it all the sweeter, but I prefer the jumpscares you never know are coming.

I love being scared, so yeah, the more surprising the jumpscares are, the better. Unfortunately, I usually end up grabbing, squeezing or slapping the nearest thing - alive or not - near me.

[Lordieth]

Creepers or ender men? That's adorably endearing, but I've never found Minecraft scary. The zombies groaning at night weirded my out the first time they started breaking down the door, though.

Resident Evil 4. Now there was a zombie game.

Resident evil 4? Hmm.. . I dunno lordie, there was this one zombie that actually did look cute. His eye was a beautiful putrefied swampy green..the other one was missing but I suspect it was of the same murky color

It'll never work, Julian. He only wants you for your braaaaaaaaains.

[Ava Ire]

I'm sorry. What are they fighting over?

My mother was decorating something, a pie I think, she was annoyed at how my stepfather was watching her so she couldn't concentrate, she messed it up, and he freaked out. And let me tell you, this always fucking happens. I can't stand it. But of course I can't do nix! I'm just glad I get to be away from them for an entire week this summer, thank god.

I know what that's like, sorry to hear that.
Where are you going for the whole week?

[Italios]

How much Oats can Hall and Oates haul if Hall and Oates could haul Oats?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

The uterus is too temperamental and prone to throwing fits. It thinks that it had dishonored its ancestors by failing to convince so it has to commit seppuku every 28 days. Ugh.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Good. NSG's collective conscious is a cosy place to live rent-free.

Yeah, about that... I got a mail from the financial department, apparently you missed a few payments. And with 'a few' they meant ALL OF THEM.

You're missing a lot of ice cream too...

[Barboneia]

My mother was decorating something, a pie I think, she was annoyed at how my stepfather was watching her so she couldn't concentrate, she messed it up, and he freaked out. And let me tell you, this always fucking happens. I can't stand it. But of course I can't do nix! I'm just glad I get to be away from them for an entire week this summer, thank god.

Sometimes people just need to let off steam. I know that's how it works with my parents. Where are you going to get away from them?

It's not letting off steam, he has anger issues, and even the tiniest of things set him off. Which is all the fucking time, apparently! He's one of those people who acts all calm and collected, but if something sets him off he goes absolutely ballistic.

I'm going to New Jersey with my grandparents and my aunt's family. We rent a shore house there for a week.

[Hurdegaryp]

En France le lundi! \o/

Baguette, baguette, hon hon hon.

Ronflonflon avec Jacques Plafond!

[Lordieth]

The uterus is too temperamental and prone to throwing fits. It thinks that it had dishonored its ancestors by failing to convince so it has to commit seppuku every 28 days. Ugh.

I dunno. I lived in one for 9 months. I was reluctant to leave.

[Italios]

Sometimes people just need to let off steam. I know that's how it works with my parents. Where are you going to get away from them?

It's not letting off steam, he has anger issues, and even the tiniest of things set him off. Which is all the fucking time, apparently! He's one of those people who acts all calm and collected, but if something sets him off he goes absolutely ballistic.

I'm going to New Jersey with my grandparents and my aunt's family. We rent a shore house there for a week.

Yay! Have fun there! I'm staying at the grandparents for part of the summer, as I CIT at some of the camps in her town, and my cousin is staying also. But the cousin is kinda annoying, I'm glad to get out on the weekdays.

[Allancia]

Sometimes people just need to let off steam. I know that's how it works with my parents. Where are you going to get away from them?

It's not letting off steam, he has anger issues, and even the tiniest of things set him off. Which is all the fucking time, apparently! He's one of those people who acts all calm and collected, but if something sets him off he goes absolutely ballistic.

I'm going to New Jersey with my grandparents and my aunt's family. We rent a shore house there for a week.

That's fucking stupid. Getting frustrated is okay, but mood swings like that solve nothing.
It's good you're going away for a little while. You shouldn't have to listen to that all the time.

[Italios]

En France le lundi! \o/

Baguette, baguette, hon hon hon.

Ronflonflon avec Jacques Plafond!

What is ronflonflon? What with Jacques Plafond?

[Charlia]

I want to visit a corn farm at night and run through the fields

Good luck with that. I remember my father once telling me of a time he was walking home through the woods in the middle of the night after a fishing trip, quite far from home, and his tilly lamp went out.

Pass pass pass.

Ah, once I went to a corn maze thing with some friends where there was two options--a horror corn maze and a mystery corn maze. We went for the mystery maze, considering that we like that genre considerably more, and I'd already got a glimpse of the horror one when a clown with a chainsaw walked by me as I walked past it. But in the mystery maze, there was one guy in a long coat(which increased the weird factor) who kept following me and staring at me and whispering things at me that I couldn't quite understand. I never asked him to say them again, because he was kind of disturbing. It was creepy, and after about half an hour of it I was like 'Okay, that's it. I'm out of here.' And lost him. Unfortunately, I also lost myself in the process, and then on the way back he found me and started following me around again until I finally got out of that maze. When I asked my friends about it afterwards, they said they had seen him but he hadn't bothered any of them, which kind of destroyed my theory of him being in the wrong maze.

Most disturbing experience ever. Outside of some of my nightmares, that is.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

The uterus is too temperamental and prone to throwing fits. It thinks that it had dishonored its ancestors by failing to convince so it has to commit seppuku every 28 days. Ugh.

I dunno. I lived in one for 9 months. I was reluctant to leave.

We all were, I'm sure. But the uterus is also an impatient land lady.

[Kiruri]

I want to visit a corn farm at night and run through the fields

Good luck with that. I remember my father once telling me of a time he was walking home through the woods in the middle of the night after a fishing trip, quite far from home, and his tilly lamp went out.

Pass pass pass.

The key is to never be alone. Which is why I'll take you, lordie. You're obviously hotter and more muscular than I so whatever being decides to chase us through the fields would undoubtedly take you as first pick. I wager I'd have a few minutes of extra escape time while "it" finishes you

[Barboneia]

It's not letting off steam, he has anger issues, and even the tiniest of things set him off. Which is all the fucking time, apparently! He's one of those people who acts all calm and collected, but if something sets him off he goes absolutely ballistic.

I'm going to New Jersey with my grandparents and my aunt's family. We rent a shore house there for a week.

Yay! Have fun there! I'm staying at the grandparents for part of the summer, as I CIT at some of the camps in her town, and my cousin is staying also. But the cousin is kinda annoying, I'm glad to get out on the weekdays.

Except I'm not going to have fun, I'm going to be as miserable there as I always am. My cousins are annoying, but they get the excuse that they're toddlers. I can't stand going to the beach, but I don't get a choice as you'd expect. At least it's a better alternative then being with my parents.

[Lordieth]

I dunno. I lived in one for 9 months. I was reluctant to leave.

We all were, I'm sure. But the uterus is also an impatient land lady.

At least she's consistent though, right?

Sounds horrible, but I am ever so glad I don't have one. A kick to the junk is a possibility, but female biology is a certainty, and she can be quite a bitch.

[Barboneia]

It's not letting off steam, he has anger issues, and even the tiniest of things set him off. Which is all the fucking time, apparently! He's one of those people who acts all calm and collected, but if something sets him off he goes absolutely ballistic.

I'm going to New Jersey with my grandparents and my aunt's family. We rent a shore house there for a week.

That's fucking stupid. Getting frustrated is okay, but mood swings like that solve nothing.
It's good you're going away for a little while. You shouldn't have to listen to that all the time.

I love my step-father, believe me I do, he's a great guy and I'm glad to have him, but he just needs to chill out sometimes. Honestly, I can sometimes see why his first wife divorced him.