[US Election 2016] Democratic Primary Megathread

[Mike the Progressive]

(It's hard to read/see sarcasm online.)

Oh.

Ooohhh....now I get it. Unfortunately, my computer doesn't do text-to-speech, as far as I know.

Yah, I know. It's hard to read sarcasm online. Some players just get sore in a certain area in a painful way because they can't take a joke. It's called lube, use it (not directed at you)!

[The Republic of American Freedom]

How? Aren't Hillary and Bernie the last Democrat candidates left?

Well, technically, there's a whole bunch of other irrelevant people running for the Dem nomination.

Top Kek.

[Greed and Death]

Hillary is feeling the Bern.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Wow, Sanders is posting a much better margin of victory than I expected.

Also Bush isn't doing terribly.

[Farnhamia]

Oh.

Ooohhh....now I get it. Unfortunately, my computer doesn't do text-to-speech, as far as I know.

Yah, I know. It's hard to read sarcasm online. Some players just get sore in a certain area in a painful way because they can't take a joke. It's called lube, use it (not directed at you)!

And when the sarcasm/humor doesn't work, don't keep trying.

[54e]

How? Aren't Hillary and Bernie the last Democrat candidates left?

Well, technically, there's a whole bunch of other irrelevant people running for the Dem nomination.

I love seeing that Santorum and Huckabee performed worse than "J. Robinson" and "R. Witz" (I realize both Santorum and Huckabee dropped out of the race; still funny)

[Kevotopia]

Huh... I guess Trump was right, Hillary got "Schlonged." First by Obama, now Sanders?

[Singularity Multiversal Travel Empire]

For a second I thought Sanders and Clinton's percentages didn't add up to 100%, but then I checked myself. Whew!

[Wallenburg]

Oh.

Ooohhh....now I get it. Unfortunately, my computer doesn't do text-to-speech, as far as I know.

Yah, I know. It's hard to read sarcasm online. Some players just get sore in a certain area in a painful way because they can't take a joke. It's called lube, use it (not directed at you)!

I've been storing up some just in case Clinton gets the nomination. It'll make the experience far less painful.

[Eol Sha]

Hillary is feeling the Bern.

Her speech certainly sounds like it.

[The Republic of American Freedom]

Well, technically, there's a whole bunch of other irrelevant people running for the Dem nomination.

I love seeing that Santorum and Huckabee performed worse than "J. Robinson" and "R. Witz" (I realize both Santorum and Huckabee dropped out of the race; still funny)

Rand still got .7% of the vote!

[Wallenburg]

NBC is being really mean to O'Malley.

[Eol Sha]

Well, technically, there's a whole bunch of other irrelevant people running for the Dem nomination.

I love seeing that Santorum and Huckabee performed worse than "J. Robinson" and "R. Witz" (I realize both Santorum and Huckabee dropped out of the race; still funny)

What's funnier is that fucking Mike "scumbag" Huckabee is doing better than Jim "I actually am still in the race" Gilmore.

[Corrian]

Huh... I guess Trump was right, Hillary got "Schlonged." First by Obama, now Sanders?

This is one state. Doesn't mean anything yet, but it's fun to watch nonetheless.

[Mike the Progressive]

Yah, I know. It's hard to read sarcasm online. Some players just get sore in a certain area in a painful way because they can't take a joke. It's called lube, use it (not directed at you)!

I've been storing up some just in case Clinton gets the nomination. It'll make the experience far less painful.

You know what. I think if you're patient and you go slow, you'll find that the Hillary experience is quite enjoyable. And before you know it, the pace will quicken and you'll get that Chris Matthews up the leg sensation and bam! Your breathing will slow down and you'll look at the sunset and realize President Hillary Clinton really isn't that bad.

[Faustian Fantasies]

Huh... I guess Trump was right, Hillary got "Schlonged." First by Obama, now Sanders?

This is one state. Doesn't mean anything yet, but it's fun to watch nonetheless.

I think NH is important, not for reasons of representing the general population, but for increasing Sanders' notoriety and public perception of the plausibility of his campaign, which will factor into SC.

[The Republic of American Freedom]

I love seeing that Santorum and Huckabee performed worse than "J. Robinson" and "R. Witz" (I realize both Santorum and Huckabee dropped out of the race; still funny)

What's funnier is that fucking Mike "scumbag" Huckabee is doing better than Jim "I actually am still in the race" Gilmore.

People appreciate a good bass player.

[Kevotopia]

Huh... I guess Trump was right, Hillary got "Schlonged." First by Obama, now Sanders?

This is one state. Doesn't mean anything yet, but it's fun to watch nonetheless.

Very true, but I like seeing her lose. Now Sanders must go onto her turf... and win. Otherwise his campaign won't garner enough support and traction to actually have done anything useful; aside from giving her a run for her money.

[Mike the Progressive]

Huh... I guess Trump was right, Hillary got "Schlonged." First by Obama, now Sanders?

This is one state. Doesn't mean anything yet, but it's fun to watch nonetheless.

Yes, nothing is quite as enjoyable as watching a Bernie supporter describe sexist, offensive and frankly gross objectifiying remark as "fun" all the while deriding Hillary for saying people are "too sensitive."

Ah the irony whatever the fuck that is.

[54e]

This is one state. Doesn't mean anything yet, but it's fun to watch nonetheless.

Yes, nothing is quite as enjoyable as watching a Bernie supporter describe sexist, offensive and frankly gross objectifiying remark as "fun" all the while deriding Hillary for saying people are "too sensitive."

Ah the irony whatever the fuck that is.

Something about feeding the trolls? What's the saying?

[Corrian]

Yes, nothing is quite as enjoyable as watching a Bernie supporter describe sexist, offensive and frankly gross objectifiying remark as "fun" all the while deriding Hillary for saying people are "too sensitive."

Ah the irony whatever the fuck that is.

I didn't know what schlonged meant, actually. I was referring to it being fun to watch the polling so far, even if they mean nothing.

[Kevotopia]

This is one state. Doesn't mean anything yet, but it's fun to watch nonetheless.

Yes, nothing is quite as enjoyable as watching a Bernie supporter describe sexist, offensive and frankly gross objectifiying remark as "fun" all the while deriding Hillary for saying people are "too sensitive."

Ah the irony whatever the fuck that is.

This is coming from the one who was "Doin' your mom" as "fun."

Now that's irony!

[Singularity Multiversal Travel Empire]

Yes, nothing is quite as enjoyable as watching a Bernie supporter describe sexist, offensive and frankly gross objectifiying remark as "fun" all the while deriding Hillary for saying people are "too sensitive."

Ah the irony whatever the fuck that is.

I didn't know what schlonged meant, actually. I was referring to it being fun to watch the polling so far, even if they mean nothing.

Giant wangs for Democratic nominee! Now America gets schlonged!
I'm a pervert, I had to! Come on mate! lighten up!

[Mike the Progressive]

Yes, nothing is quite as enjoyable as watching a Bernie supporter describe sexist, offensive and frankly gross objectifiying remark as "fun" all the while deriding Hillary for saying people are "too sensitive."

Ah the irony whatever the fuck that is.

This is coming from the one who was "Doin' your mom" as "fun."

Now that's irony!

Hey now. That's not irony, that's how you were made, son. You can call me papa and we can go play golf and get sunberned

[Faustian Fantasies]

Guys, it's probably best to just stick to the topic of the thread and not get baited into anybody's immaturity.