TET: Obey Wheaton's Law Or Be Destroyed

[Liberonscien]

I've always held the assumption that NASCAR's audience is, with the exception of Cakes and possibly you, almost entirely heterosexual people, mainly from the South.

The American South: Watching cars turn left for over 60 years.

And watching them flip?

[Kannap]

ooooooo, fancy. We'll definitely have to race a lot online *nods*

I'll drink to that.

I'll beat you

With my fast cars.

[Hurdegaryp]

Massage her shoulders, give her a kiss.

If i kiss her, it'll cost her.

As it should be, because that is not part of the basic service.

[Coffee Cakes]

I'll drink to that.

I'll beat you

With my fast cars.

But, my spot-on rendering of Ernie Irvan's Kodak car will look glorious in second.

[The Holy Therns]

There's a Nana I heard of once in a lullabyyyyyyyy.

Someday something or other, i never recaaallll...

Screw this, I waste time singing, gonna play with a baaaaaaaaaaall.

[Ethel mermania]

It will confuse the hell out of her.

I like your thought process. Troll IRL.

It makes life in the city interesting, dangerous sometimes, but interesting.

[Kannap]

The American South: Watching cars turn left for over 60 years.

And watching them flip?

You know nothing about the American South.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'll drink to that.

I'll beat you

With my fast cars.

You got a fast car...

[Kannap]

I'll beat you

With my fast cars.

But, my spot-on rendering of Ernie Irvan's Kodak car will look glorious in second.

Mwahaha.

[Ethel mermania]

If i kiss her, it'll cost her.

As it should be, because that is not part of the basic service.

Full service is always extra.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

If i kiss her, it'll cost her.

As it should be, because that is not part of the basic service.

And the massage is extra.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I like your thought process. Troll IRL.

It makes life in the city interesting, dangerous sometimes, but interesting.

A little danger spices life.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Someday something or other, i never recaaallll...

Screw this, I waste time singing, gonna play with a baaaaaaaaaaall.

Somewhere, where there's a Thernsy
Blue birds flyyyy...

[The Holy Therns]

Screw this, I waste time singing, gonna play with a baaaaaaaaaaall.

Somewhere, where there's a Thernsy
Blue birds flyyyy...

'Til her brand new machinegun blows them out of the skyyyyy.

[Hurdegaryp]

It makes life in the city interesting, dangerous sometimes, but interesting.

A little danger spices life.

Yet being unable to properly gauge the level of danger you're about to enter can cut said spicy life short quite abruptly.

[Liberonscien]

And watching them flip?

You know nothing about the American South.

Guns, the confederate flag and Texas thinking it is the country capital of the world. That close enough?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Somewhere, where there's a Thernsy
Blue birds flyyyy...

'Til her brand new machinegun blows them out of the skyyyyy.

Its raining birds
Hallelujah
Its raining birds
Raaawmen!

[Coffee Cakes]

But, my spot-on rendering of Ernie Irvan's Kodak car will look glorious in second.

Mwahaha.

I may not win the race, but dammit, I can win the sideshow for best looking ride. *nod*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

A little danger spices life.

Yet being unable to properly gauge the level of danger you're about to enter can cut said spicy life short quite abruptly.

Quite. I don't want to get kicked out of the plane. You know, we are over the ocean. Cats and water...

[Kannap]

You know nothing about the American South.

Guns, the confederate flag and Texas thinking it is the country capital of the world. That close enough?

Not at all. You've chosen to take Texas, Alabama, and Mississippi and declare them the American South.

States like South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, Florida, and Virginia are nothing like what you've stated.

Again, you know nothing about the American South.

[Hurdegaryp]

You know nothing about the American South.

Guns, the confederate flag and Texas thinking it is the country capital of the world. That close enough?

And despite all those warnings from the governor of Texas and Southern wunderkind Chuck Norris, Obama didn't use those military manoeuvres as a nefarious scheme to subjugate those pesky Southerners once and for all. A missed chance, Obama. A missed chance indeed.

[Ethel mermania]

It makes life in the city interesting, dangerous sometimes, but interesting.

A little danger spices life.

Everyone says that Till the first robbery at gunpoint.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

A little danger spices life.

Everyone says that Till the first robbery at gunpoint.

That's the perils of living in a big city.

The Chinese are asleep!! Woot, peace!! \o/

[Ethel mermania]

Guns, the confederate flag and Texas thinking it is the country capital of the world. That close enough?

Not at all. You've chosen to take Texas, Alabama, and Mississippi and declare them the American South.

States like South Carolina, North Carolina, Georgia, Florida, and Virginia are nothing like what you've stated.

Again, you know nothing about the American South.

Now that you Re no longer an ostrich, I can tell you. I have had ostrich in Jackson Mississippi. It was excellent.

[Ethel mermania]

Guns, the confederate flag and Texas thinking it is the country capital of the world. That close enough?

And despite all those warnings from the governor of Texas and Southern wunderkind Chuck Norris, Obama didn't use those military manoeuvres as a nefarious scheme to subjugate those pesky Southerners once and for all. A missed chance, Obama. A missed chance indeed.

Not true, the American flag once again Flys over texas, you foreigners may have laughed, but Obama has the last laugh.