TET: Obey Wheaton's Law Or Be Destroyed

[Dyakovo]

I won't be sorry when you're gone.

you never take responsibility for the things you lose, do you?

The way I see it, if he's gone either
A) I had nothing to do with it - thus have no reason to be sorry.
or
B) I did it - thus have no reason to be sorry.

[Kannap]

I won't be sorry when you're gone.

Neither will I when you're gone, and given that you're old enough to be my father (*shudders*), it's far more likely between the two of us that you'll go first, old man.

That escalated quickly.

[Dyakovo]

Neither will I when you're gone, and given that you're old enough to be my father (*shudders*), it's far more likely between the two of us that you'll go first, old man.

That escalated quickly.

Some people are touchy.

[Ethel mermania]

you never take responsibility for the things you lose, do you?

The way I see it, if he's gone either
A) I had nothing to do with it - thus have no reason to be sorry.
or
B) I did it - thus have no reason to be sorry.

B) assumes it was intentional. unlikely as it is, it might have been an accident.

[Ava Ire]

What kind of conspiracy lurks at F7?

That guy Ozzy, the guy who runs Hotel Llama, is apparently leading people away from the Wallaby. As the co-op of the Wallaby, TNEL told me to investigate, but no leads so far.

Sounds like some entertaining stuff. Those two are constantly bickering.

[Italios]

"No! I disagree! Dumbledore's beard is fabulous!"

"Nay! I disagree! Dumbledore's beard is fabulous!"

Explain.

Context

If somebody is talking trash about Dumbledore's beard and you disagree, the first example is correct.

If you and numerous people are taking a vote on the fabulousness of Dumbledore's beard and most of the group votes against his beard, the second would be correct.

Welcome to the English language, where most differences are stupid but are still differences nonetheless.

The person who created the English language was obviously high at the time. Thank you for making my life miserable.

'Yummy' and 'delicious'.

[Italios]

you never take responsibility for the things you lose, do you?

The way I see it, if he's gone either
A) I had nothing to do with it - thus have no reason to be sorry.
or
B) I did it - thus have no reason to be sorry.

I hope you don't have children, because if the get lost at the park and you don't look for them, we'll have a problem on our hands.

[Dyakovo]

The way I see it, if he's gone either
A) I had nothing to do with it - thus have no reason to be sorry.
or
B) I did it - thus have no reason to be sorry.

B) assumes it was intentional. unlikely as it is, it might have been an accident.

Did you ever consider that there might be a reason why I'm assuming it was intentional?

[Dyakovo]

The way I see it, if he's gone either
A) I had nothing to do with it - thus have no reason to be sorry.
or
B) I did it - thus have no reason to be sorry.

I hope you don't have children, because if the get lost at the park and you don't look for them, we'll have a problem on our hands.

Your hopes have been dashed then. I do have children.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Neither will I when you're gone, and given that you're old enough to be my father (*shudders*), it's far more likely between the two of us that you'll go first, old man.

That escalated quickly.

One could call that the shitposting equivalent of Talk shit; get hit.

[Kannap]

Context

If somebody is talking trash about Dumbledore's beard and you disagree, the first example is correct.

If you and numerous people are taking a vote on the fabulousness of Dumbledore's beard and most of the group votes against his beard, the second would be correct.

Welcome to the English language, where most differences are stupid but are still differences nonetheless.

The person who created the English language was obviously high at the time. Thank you for making my life miserable.

'Yummy' and 'delicious'.

It's fairly easy for native English speakers. If English is your second language though, good luck.

Delicious: highly pleasant to the taste.
Yummy: (of food) delicious.

Those two are simple. Yummy is just the informal synonym of delicious.

[Barboneia]

That guy Ozzy, the guy who runs Hotel Llama, is apparently leading people away from the Wallaby. As the co-op of the Wallaby, TNEL told me to investigate, but no leads so far.

Sounds like some entertaining stuff. Those two are constantly bickering.

They haven't bickered publicly since March, I think.

[Kannap]

I hope you don't have children, because if the get lost at the park and you don't look for them, we'll have a problem on our hands.

Your hopes have been dashed then. I do have children.

I assume that they're at an age where if they get lost in the park, they're on their own.

[Ethel mermania]

The way I see it, if he's gone either
A) I had nothing to do with it - thus have no reason to be sorry.
or
B) I did it - thus have no reason to be sorry.

I hope you don't have children, because if the get lost at the park and you don't look for them, we'll have a problem on our hands.

too late

[Italios]

That escalated quickly.

One could call that the shitposting equivalent of Talk shit; get hit.

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[Italios]

I hope you don't have children, because if the get lost at the park and you don't look for them, we'll have a problem on our hands.

too late

Too late, they're gone, they won't come back.

[Ethel mermania]

B) assumes it was intentional. unlikely as it is, it might have been an accident.

Did you ever consider that there might be a reason why I'm assuming it was intentional?

fair, but i was pointing out that there is more than one option if you did it. We were not discussing the reasonableness of the said action.

[Italios]

The person who created the English language was obviously high at the time. Thank you for making my life miserable.

'Yummy' and 'delicious'.

It's fairly easy for native English speakers. If English is your second language though, good luck.

Delicious: highly pleasant to the taste.
Yummy: (of food) delicious.

Those two are simple. Yummy is just the informal synonym of delicious.

My select-and-define mobile safari browser is giving me another definition ...

YUMMY: (of food) delicious and
highly attractive and desirable; I scooped up this yummy young man

I didn't even know u could use it on context like that

[Kannap]

One could call that the shitposting equivalent of Talk shit; get hit.

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We can have a reality show for every day of the week!

Monday - TET Idol
Tuesday - Who's TET Is It Anyway
Wednesday - TET or No TET
Thursday - Who Wants To Be A TETionairre?
Friday - Late Night With TET
Saturday - TETs Gone Wild
Sunday - United Church of TET Gospel Hour

[Kannap]

It's fairly easy for native English speakers. If English is your second language though, good luck.

Delicious: highly pleasant to the taste.
Yummy: (of food) delicious.

Those two are simple. Yummy is just the informal synonym of delicious.

My select-and-define mobile safari browser is giving me another definition ...

YUMMY: (of food) delicious and
highly attractive and desirable; I scooped up this yummy young man

I didn't even know u could use it on context like that

We don't use Urban Dictionary. We are civilized people

[Ethel mermania]

too late

Too late, they're gone, they won't come back.

more referring to your hope, i believe both if his are already out of the house, which makes him a successful parent in my book,

[Pink Lemonades]

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We can have a reality show for every day of the week!

Monday - TET Idol
Tuesday - Who's TET Is It Anyway
Wednesday - TET or No TET
Thursday - Who Wants To Be A TETionairre?
Friday - Late Night With TET
Saturday - TETs Gone Wild
Sunday - United Church of TET Gospel Hour

Why is Sunday at the end of the week?

[Italios]

My select-and-define mobile safari browser is giving me another definition ...

YUMMY: (of food) delicious and
highly attractive and desirable; I scooped up this yummy young man

I didn't even know u could use it on context like that

Wedon't use Urban Dictionary. We are civilized people

Nope, this isn't Urban Dictionary. You can select a word, and a black menu bar will pop up: copy, paste, cut, replace, and define. That was its second definition. I would never stoop as low as to use Urban Dictionary

[Dyakovo]

Your hopes have been dashed then. I do have children.

I assume that they're at an age where if they get lost in the park, they're on their own.

My youngest is 21, so yeah.

[Esternial]

I won't be sorry when you're gone.

Neither will I when you're gone, and given that you're old enough to be my father (*shudders*), it's far more likely between the two of us that you'll go first, old man. ;)

Weirdly enough I'd miss Dya more that several people here if he were to leave.

And I'm not just saying that out of an idle hope that he'll include me in his will.