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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:28 pm
by Coffee Cakes
Romic wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
I hope it was as good as my laugh on Sunday.
I overheard someone at church say gay folks don't go to church, and in my head I'm like "um... hi, I don't exist?"

Gee, I belong to a religion ignorant jackasses. I'm glad they don't speak for everyone.

Hey CC on a scale of Mr. Krabs to Davy Jones in Pirates of the Carribean how hearty was the laugh?


Davy Jones, easily.

Also, my church is more conservative.
The Congregational church in the center of town has some gay folks, but the Catholic parish up the street is where almost every gay guy in Attleboro goes to church.

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:30 pm
by Kannap
Xanama wrote:
Kannap wrote:
There shall be livermush on every breakfast table and What-a-Burgers on every corner

Krispy kremes™ EVERYWHERE


Oh god yes. All those Dunkin Donuts heathens will learn the error of their ways when each Dunkin Donuts is replaced by three Krispy Kremes

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:30 pm
by Kannap
Ava Ire wrote:
Kannap wrote:
There shall be livermush on every breakfast table and What-a-Burgers on every corner

What in the world is What-a-Burger?


You aren't a true North Carolinian :0

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:31 pm
by Coffee Cakes
Val Halla wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Own it, babe. Rub it in their faces.

Half of my sig quotes involve me as a foodstuff. X3

Coffee Cakes wrote:
One of my best school friends is a Methodist. She's wicked nice, and cute, too.

I did some volunteer work there a few years ago.


But are you delicious? :p

Methodists on the whole tend to be nicer than a lot of Christians.

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:32 pm
by Coffee Cakes
Jute wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:so miserable outside, but I got my bedroom cleaned at least, and visited Gram. Victory. \o/

I still need to do that :?


You should. :p

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:32 pm
by Jute
Val Halla wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Now he's Methodist?

I dunno. Today I found out over half the UK population is Christian. 43% Protestant alone.

Of course, the UK even has a state religion with the queen at the top, the Anglican church, founded by Henry VIII so that he could get an divorce.

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:33 pm
by Coffee Cakes
Kannap wrote:
Xanama wrote:
Krispy kremes™ EVERYWHERE


Oh god yes. All those Dunkin Donuts heathens will learn the error of their ways when each Dunkin Donuts is replaced by three Krispy Kremes


Dunkin coffee is best. D:

If only there were a way to have Krispy Kreme donuts and Dunkin Donuts coffee in the same place...

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:33 pm
by Ava Ire
Kannap wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:What in the world is What-a-Burger?


You aren't a true North Carolinian :0

Hush now, ye olde heathen!

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:33 pm
by Val Halla
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Val Halla wrote:Half of my sig quotes involve me as a foodstuff. X3


I did some volunteer work there a few years ago.


But are you delicious? :p

Methodists on the whole tend to be nicer than a lot of Christians.

According to Xana-Chan, yes.

I don't judge. Unless you're the type who go door to door trying to convert people. That's not cool.

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:34 pm
by Kannap
Ava Ire wrote:
Kannap wrote:
You aren't a true North Carolinian :0

Hush now, ye olde heathen!


You're the heathen here, you pot bellied Yankee

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:35 pm
by Kannap
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Oh god yes. All those Dunkin Donuts heathens will learn the error of their ways when each Dunkin Donuts is replaced by three Krispy Kremes


Dunkin coffee is best. D:

If only there were a way to have Krispy Kreme donuts and Dunkin Donuts coffee in the same place...


You heathen. No Dunkin Donuts products will be allowed to survive

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:35 pm
by Val Halla
Jute wrote:
Val Halla wrote:I dunno. Today I found out over half the UK population is Christian. 43% Protestant alone.

Of course, the UK even has a state religion with the queen at the top, the Anglican church, founded by Henry VIII so that he could get an divorce.

Who would have seen that coming? One of the most gluttonous leaders in history legalising divorce. Which is a very important freedom

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:36 pm
by Esternial
The only downside to switching to an old phone as backup is that, if you forget your charger, you can't rely on the vast availability of universal chargers.

I'm drowning in micro USB cables but I need a Nokia charger.

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:37 pm
by Ava Ire
Kannap wrote:
Ava Ire wrote:Hush now, ye olde heathen!


You're the heathen here, you pot bellied Yankee

:o :o

How dare you?! I shall send you north of the beloved Mason-Dixon Line post haste as punishment!

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:37 pm
by Coffee Cakes
Val Halla wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
But are you delicious? :p

Methodists on the whole tend to be nicer than a lot of Christians.

According to Xana-Chan, yes.

I don't judge. Unless you're the type who go door to door trying to convert people. That's not cool.


I have to take her word for it then.

Well, conversion is part of what Christians are supposed to do. :p
That said, there's right and wrong ways to do it, and I don't like the knocking on doors method because it can be annoying.

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:37 pm
by Val Halla
Esternial wrote:The only downside to switching to an old phone as backup is that, if you forget your charger, you can't rely on the vast availability of universal chargers.

I'm drowning in micro USB cables but I need a Nokia charger.

RIP in pineapples Nokia. ;-;

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:38 pm
by Dyakovo
Oh joy... I come back from debating with NeoCons to see people bragging about their crappy state...

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:39 pm
by Coffee Cakes
Kannap wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Dunkin coffee is best. D:

If only there were a way to have Krispy Kreme donuts and Dunkin Donuts coffee in the same place...


You heathen. No Dunkin Donuts products will be allowed to survive


Heathen? D:
But we agree on Chase Elliott. D:

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:39 pm
by Barboneia
Val Halla wrote:
Esternial wrote:The only downside to switching to an old phone as backup is that, if you forget your charger, you can't rely on the vast availability of universal chargers.

I'm drowning in micro USB cables but I need a Nokia charger.

RIP in pineapples Nokia. ;-;

One of the best things to come out of Finland and now it's dead.

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:39 pm
by Val Halla
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Val Halla wrote:According to Xana-Chan, yes.

I don't judge. Unless you're the type who go door to door trying to convert people. That's not cool.


I have to take her word for it then.

Well, conversion is part of what Christians are supposed to do. :p
That said, there's right and wrong ways to do it, and I don't like the knocking on doors method because it can be annoying.

It's unfortunate, really. I find it especially annoying when they guilt trip you. "Oh, you cause the suffering in this world". I was genuinely told that once.

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:39 pm
by Xanama
Val Halla wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
But are you delicious? :p

Methodists on the whole tend to be nicer than a lot of Christians.

According to Xana-Chan, yes.

I don't judge. Unless you're the type who go door to door trying to convert people. That's not cool.

Very delicious c:

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:39 pm
by Furry Alairia and Algeria
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I couldn't help it. I had to laugh at the guy.


I hope it was as good as my laugh on Sunday.
I overheard someone at church say gay folks don't go to church, and in my head I'm like "um... hi, I don't exist?"

It's obvious I'm a figment of their imagination

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:40 pm
by Dyakovo
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Val Halla wrote:According to Xana-Chan, yes.

I don't judge. Unless you're the type who go door to door trying to convert people. That's not cool.


I have to take her word for it then.

Well, conversion is part of what Christians are supposed to do. :p
That said, there's right and wrong ways to do it, and I don't like the knocking on doors method because it can be annoying.

Any attempt at converting someone who has not sought it out is annoying.

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:40 pm
by Ava Ire
Dyakovo wrote:Oh joy... I come back from debating with NeoCons to see people bragging about their crappy state...

Spare me the haterade...

PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:40 pm
by Xanama
Val Halla wrote:
Esternial wrote:The only downside to switching to an old phone as backup is that, if you forget your charger, you can't rely on the vast availability of universal chargers.

I'm drowning in micro USB cables but I need a Nokia charger.

RIP in pineapples Nokia. ;-;

Oh. Holy shit who remembers BlackBerry?