Chuck E. Cheese

[Infected Mushroom]

Nope. I know I'd just come home with a splitting headache and nausea. I'll stick to spending my money on places I know and like and not greasy overpriced childcare centers, thankyouverymuch.

The secret is to go on off hours when it is not so busy. Go when most kids are in school or go closer to the closing time when it tends to be pretty empty.

I will say that a small number of CEC locations do not maintain their stores as well as they should, but the vast majority are very clean and nice places to visit. Go back to your local CEC. It may be a lot nicer than you remember it.

very good advice

and you'll be sure to have a GREAT time

[Hzeska]

The secret is to go on off hours when it is not so busy. Go when most kids are in school or go closer to the closing time when it tends to be pretty empty.

I will say that a small number of CEC locations do not maintain their stores as well as they should, but the vast majority are very clean and nice places to visit. Go back to your local CEC. It may be a lot nicer than you remember it.

very good advice

and you'll be sure to have a GREAT time

From what I remember during my times of viewing the forums(and never posting), both you and Narnia are from Vancouver, and both of you two seem to have the same love for odd interests, like Chuck E Cheeses. Strange coincidence, you two should hang out.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Is there any particular... reason you have this, uh, infatuation, with Chuck E Cheese?

My money is on him being 12.

Given his apparent love of Stalin, that's probably a fair guess.

[Hzeska]

My money is on him being 12.

Given his apparent love of Stalin, that's probably a fair guess.

Stalin is as lovable as comic sans.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Given his apparent love of Stalin, that's probably a fair guess.

Stalin is as lovable as comic sans.

He was professing love for "Comrade Stalin" and has a thread focusing on a rather creepy devotion to Chuck E Cheese.

So yeah. Might not be old enough to be here.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Given his apparent love of Stalin, that's probably a fair guess.

Stalin is as lovable as comic sans.

That's kind of unfair to Stalin.

[Dyakovo]

Given his apparent love of Stalin, that's probably a fair guess.

Stalin is as lovable as comic sans.

No desire for a Tickle Me Stalin doll then?

[Hzeska]

Stalin is as lovable as comic sans.

That's kind of unfair to Stalin.

God, if only we could change fonts in this site...

[Empire of Narnia]

I'm not the only one that likes Chuck E. Cheese's. Check out all the fan videos on Youtube if you don't believe me.

Lots of people like arcade games, animatronic robots and pizza. I'm not being paid for any of this. I just really like CEC.

You're probably the only person who loves CEC this passionately, so much so that the company itself can feel the extent of that love.

If someone wants to go to an arcade, there are much better places than CEC to go to for arcade games.

Animatronic robots are objectively creepy.

There are also much, much, much better places to get pizza, there's a place here in town I like to go to as often as I can afford it that would wipe CEC's pizza clear off the map and into the deep dark void of space.

CEC is the coolest arcade place I go to. All their machines are cool and modern. I know some other places that have arcade games but a lot of them are old and broken.

The animatronics are NOT creepy at all. They are cute and a lot of fun to watch.

CEC is my favorite place to get pizza. It tastes great. Don't knock it until you try it.

I'm certain the Department of Sanitation shut down the Chuck E Cheese near my house. There was some sort of disease running rampant through the establishment because of "high concentrations of fecal matter" in the tunnels. Needless to say, I have no desire to step foot near one of those disgusting places.

That sounds like a false rumor to me. CEC takes cleanliness very seriously. My local CEC is clean and well-maintained. Yours probably just closed down for other reasons. Maybe their was a downturn in the local economy or or something like that.

Is there any particular... reason you have this, uh, infatuation, with Chuck E Cheese?

I like the great food, fun games and especially the animatronic show.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Is there any particular... reason you have this, uh, infatuation, with Chuck E Cheese?

I like the great food, fun games and especially the animatronic show.

It's just that... it seems like most people over the age of 13 would feel really, uh, out of place there.

[Hzeska]

You're probably the only person who loves CEC this passionately, so much so that the company itself can feel the extent of that love.

If someone wants to go to an arcade, there are much better places than CEC to go to for arcade games.

Animatronic robots are objectively creepy.

There are also much, much, much better places to get pizza, there's a place here in town I like to go to as often as I can afford it that would wipe CEC's pizza clear off the map and into the deep dark void of space.

CEC is the coolest arcade place I go to. All their machines are cool and modern. I know some other places that have arcade games but a lot of them are old and broken.

The animatronics are NOT creepy at all. They are cute and a lot of fun to watch.

CEC is my favorite place to get pizza. It tastes great. Don't knock it until you try it.

I'm certain the Department of Sanitation shut down the Chuck E Cheese near my house. There was some sort of disease running rampant through the establishment because of "high concentrations of fecal matter" in the tunnels. Needless to say, I have no desire to step foot near one of those disgusting places.

That sounds like a false rumor to me. CEC takes cleanliness very seriously. My local CEC is clean and well-maintained. Yours probably just closed down for other reasons. Maybe their was a downturn in the local economy or or something like that.

Is there any particular... reason you have this, uh, infatuation, with Chuck E Cheese?

I like the great food, fun games and especially the animatronic show.

I'm sure the economy was fine, the suburbs of Toronto seem to be doing well...

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

CEC is my favorite place to get pizza. It tastes great. Don't knock it until you try it. .

I have tried it, and it's awful. My favorite pizza place beats CEC's pizza hands down any day. It's like comparing cardboard to actual pizza.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

CEC is my favorite place to get pizza. It tastes great. Don't knock it until you try it. .

I have tried it, and it's awful. My favorite pizza place beats CEC's pizza hands down any day. It's like comparing cardboard to actual pizza.

I didn't even like CEC pizza as an eight year old.

[Tirenia]

The last time I went to Chuck E. Cheese was when I was like... 7 or 8? It was for a friend's birthday party. I remember hating pretty much everything about it except for this one game console thing that had the whole 'moving chair!' set up and the motors and all that junk to make it feel "realistic". It was a really crappy looking version of Crimson Skies, which was like my favorite game when I was a little kid. Naturally I jumped on it as the only source of happiness in the whole godforsaken establishment and strapped my little self into the faux-pilot seat.

I pretty much ignored my friend's birthday and spent all my Chuck-E-Cheese Moneycoins or whatever they were to just play that one game. My seven years of Crimson Skies experience gave me the prowess I needed to destroy that arcade game version of it. I burned through levels like nobody's business. Dozens of computerized pilots fell before my guns. Eventually my parents told me I had to leave, so I got up, but this overweight, neckbeard-and-ponytail employee emerged from the shadows and looked at me with this face of utter reverence and admiration.

He sat me down and handed me basically a shiny, golden, jingling refund of all the Moneycoins I'd spent on that game, and told me that he had never seen someone play Crimson Skies that well. I was awesome, he said. I was a Chuck-E-Cheese god. No other kid had ever shown the perseverance and skill I had. When my parents finally dragged me away from the creepy Chuck-E-Cheese employee I had a realization. All those kids that spent the whole time actually socializing, eating crappy food with each other, and watching weird animatronics make fake music? They had nothing on me. I had not gone to Chuck-E-Cheese to have fun. I had gone there to grow. They were weak. I was strong.

I entered that low end pizza-entertainment joint a soft child and left it a hardened ace.

They should hire me to market instead, I have true Chuck-E-Cheese stories

[Bezkoshtovnya]

I have tried it, and it's awful. My favorite pizza place beats CEC's pizza hands down any day. It's like comparing cardboard to actual pizza.

I didn't even like CEC pizza as an eight year old.

Indeed.

[Grenartia]

Is there any particular... reason you have this, uh, infatuation, with Chuck E Cheese?

Some people like the taste ofstale, cardboard pizza, and the sound of hyperactive youngsters fueled by curiosity and skittles.

Or, in the case of much more disturbing individuals. That's like, 90% of my concern about adults without children who go to CEC.

[Grenartia]

Stalin is as lovable as comic sans.

He was professing love for "Comrade Stalin" and has a thread focusing on a rather creepy devotion to Chuck E Cheese.

So yeah. Might not be old enough to be here.

>loves a fascist posing as a socialist
>loves a big corporation solely devoted to bilking parents out of their money for subpar childrens' entertainment
>constantly has Disney character flags

Yeah, I reached this conclusion a long time ago.

[Bezkoshtovnya]

He was professing love for "Comrade Stalin" and has a thread focusing on a rather creepy devotion to Chuck E Cheese.

So yeah. Might not be old enough to be here.

>loves a fascist posing as a socialist
>loves a big corporation solely devoted to bilking parents out of their money for subpar childrens' entertainment
>constantly has Disney character flags

Yeah, I reached this conclusion a long time ago.

Don't you remember? Disney IS communist.

[Grenartia]

>loves a fascist posing as a socialist
>loves a big corporation solely devoted to bilking parents out of their money for subpar childrens' entertainment
>constantly has Disney character flags

Yeah, I reached this conclusion a long time ago.

Don't you remember? Disney IS communist.

Of course, how could I have forgotten? Mickey Mouse was the great champion of the proletariat, after all.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

I have tried it, and it's awful. My favorite pizza place beats CEC's pizza hands down any day. It's like comparing cardboard to actual pizza.

I didn't even like CEC pizza as an eight year old.

Their pizza might be the leading cause of childhood insanity on the North American continent.

[Excidium Planetis]

If you do not know Chuck E. Cheese is a truly brilliant restaurant concept combining arcade games, great food, animatronics and costumed performers. The chain is popular across Canada and the USA as well as various international locations. As I have recently discovered not everybody likes it however. Some criticize the quality of the games and especially the food. I find such views to be unfounded. The main legitimate gripe people have is the "Circle of Lights" stage that has no animatronic. Thankfully most locations do not have this stage but more do since currently all new CEC locations are getting this stage. Thankfully for me mine has a Studio C. If you've got Circle of Lights problems I feel bad for you comrade. I've got 99 problems but a Circle of Lights ain't one.

So, NSG should more people visit Chuck E. Cheese? Do you think it deserves the negative reputation some people give it? Should the government encourage more people to visit Chuck E. Cheese? My opinion is that Chuck E. Cheese is a great place to eat and have fun. All the bad things people say about it are not true and are simply the result of a negative attitude.

1. Their Pizza is Crap. John's Incredible Pizza Company is better.

2. Their games are alright, but too childish for me. John's Incredible Pizza Company is better.

3. Animatronics are freaky. John's Incredible Pizza Company does not have freaky animatronics.

[Edward Richtofen]

I prefer Arcades without terrifying animatronics or suspicious guys in suits
but the 1 Chuck E Cheese I went to had some interesting games.
I like the fire fighter game. It was intense

[Dyakovo]

If you do not know Chuck E. Cheese is a truly brilliant restaurant concept combining arcade games, great food, animatronics and costumed performers. The chain is popular across Canada and the USA as well as various international locations. As I have recently discovered not everybody likes it however. Some criticize the quality of the games and especially the food. I find such views to be unfounded. The main legitimate gripe people have is the "Circle of Lights" stage that has no animatronic. Thankfully most locations do not have this stage but more do since currently all new CEC locations are getting this stage. Thankfully for me mine has a Studio C. If you've got Circle of Lights problems I feel bad for you comrade. I've got 99 problems but a Circle of Lights ain't one.

So, NSG should more people visit Chuck E. Cheese? Do you think it deserves the negative reputation some people give it? Should the government encourage more people to visit Chuck E. Cheese? My opinion is that Chuck E. Cheese is a great place to eat and have fun. All the bad things people say about it are not true and are simply the result of a negative attitude.

1. Their Pizza is Crap. John's Incredible Pizza Company is better.

2. Their games are alright, but too childish for me. John's Incredible Pizza Company is better.

3. Animatronics are freaky. John's Incredible Pizza Company does not have freaky animatronics.

Indeed. There's far better places to go for pizza, and if you want to go to a combination eatery-arcade as an adult, there's Dave & Buster's. If you're that into animatronics, well, you just have issues.

[MERIZoC]

Stalin is as lovable as comic sans.

No desire for a Tickle Me Stalin doll then?

Are you kidding me? There's something wrong with anyone who doesn't. Sign me up for that shit.

[Seno Zhou Varada]

You're probably the only person who loves CEC this passionately, so much so that the company itself can feel the extent of that love.

If someone wants to go to an arcade, there are much better places than CEC to go to for arcade games.

Animatronic robots are objectively creepy.

There are also much, much, much better places to get pizza, there's a place here in town I like to go to as often as I can afford it that would wipe CEC's pizza clear off the map and into the deep dark void of space.

CEC is the coolest arcade place I go to. All their machines are cool and modern. I know some other places that have arcade games but a lot of them are old and broken.

The animatronics are NOT creepy at all. They are cute and a lot of fun to watch.

CEC is my favorite place to get pizza. It tastes great. Don't knock it until you try it.

I'm certain the Department of Sanitation shut down the Chuck E Cheese near my house. There was some sort of disease running rampant through the establishment because of "high concentrations of fecal matter" in the tunnels. Needless to say, I have no desire to step foot near one of those disgusting places.

That sounds like a false rumor to me. CEC takes cleanliness very seriously. My local CEC is clean and well-maintained. Yours probably just closed down for other reasons. Maybe their was a downturn in the local economy or or something like that.

Is there any particular... reason you have this, uh, infatuation, with Chuck E Cheese?

I like the great food, fun games and especially the animatronic show.

Seriously how much are you paid for this?