Things that really piss you off?

[San Ivanna]

people who hate athiests
licourice
rum
jeremy kyle

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Dodgy internet connection, curse you BT.

[Blouman Empire]

When theres left over milk in the cereal bowl that Im not completely sure I know what to do with... I mean its not enough to make another bowl with and if i add more it would ruin the suger content that i so pain stakingly mixed... maybe Im just too picky...

When my shift key fails to work...

I like this one... I couldn't keep myself from laughing
BTW you're not picky... I feel the same with the milk issue.

Its frustrating!

Can't you just drink the milk?

[H N Fiddlebottoms VIII]

Something else that pisses me off: You know when you've been drinking, and you almost have to vomit. It's like there's this vomit-fetus in your throat, demanding either a birth or abortion.
Yeah, I've got that right now. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[Minnas]

Something else that pisses me off: You know when you've been drinking, and you almost have to vomit. It's like there's this vomit-fetus in your throat, demanding either a birth or abortion.
Yeah, I've got that right now. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Go puke.

[Phenia]

Something else that pisses me off: You know when you've been drinking, and you almost have to vomit. It's like there's this vomit-fetus in your throat, demanding either a birth or abortion.
Yeah, I've got that right now. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Find a toilet, preferably one with an unflushed turd in it. Stare into the turd. Think of the disgusting bacteria-filled turd material. Imagine yourself in an ocean filed with human poop, heaving up and down.

You'll get it. You just have to be sufficiently disgusted by something. Don't resort to fingers down the throat, only amateurs do that.

[H N Fiddlebottoms VIII]

Something else that pisses me off: You know when you've been drinking, and you almost have to vomit. It's like there's this vomit-fetus in your throat, demanding either a birth or abortion.
Yeah, I've got that right now. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Find a toilet, preferably one with an unflushed turd in it. Stare into the turd. Think of the disgusting bacteria-filled turd material. Imagine yourself in an ocean filed with human poop, heaving up and down.

You'll get it. You just have to be sufficiently disgusted by something. Don't resort to fingers down the throat, only amateurs do that.

The one problem with living in a house filled with sane people (as opposed to a shit-encrusted College Hellhole) is that there is almost never a toilet on hand loaded with turds.

[New Ziedrich]

Cats offend me; I went to my cousin's house one time, I was being stalked by maybe four different goddamn cats. Put me in a foul mood for a while.

Actually, I dislike nearly all animals; for example, dogs are obnoxious, and birds infuriate me to no end. They wake me up on weekend mornings when I'm trying to sleep in, and then there was this one goddamn bird in particular! A couple of years ago there was this bird that would actually sit on the driver's side mirror of my 735i and crap down the side of the door. Multiple times a day. I cannot wash my car multiple times a day! Hopefully something ate that little asshole.

Spiders, scorpions, and ants are cool, though.

[Heinleinites]

Turning on the country music channel and seeing Hannah Montana on there. Damnit, if I wanted bubblegum pop about being late for home-room I'd watch the Disney Channel, or whatever-the-hell channel she's supposed to be on.

Americans piss me off too and I am one...do you see something wrong with this picture?

Not really. Other people's self-loathing rarely troubles me. There's a reason they're called "your problems." I don't know, maybe you'd be happier in Europe.

[Luporum]

Candy Corn

[The Plutonian Empire]

Posting in a thread only to have my post at the very bottom of the page. That also pisses me off.

[Heaven Hieghts]

Not really. Other people's self-loathing rarely troubles me. There's a reason they're called "your problems." I don't know, maybe you'd be happier in Europe.

I probably would be... In a country that takes better care of their citizens.

[Phenia]

Angry, easily-stressed people who make long lists of people by ethnicity or religion to visit in the middle of the night that they hate.

[Heaven Hieghts]

Candy Corn

Why may I ask?

[Luporum]

Candy Corn

Why may I ask?

They taste like plastic, and there is always a container of them somewhere in my house leftover from Halloween; even though no one can ever remember when the hell we bought the damn things.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Cats offend me; I went to my cousin's house one time, I was being stalked by maybe four different goddamn cats. Put me in a foul mood for a while.

But... but... what about all that we shared?!

[Heaven Hieghts]

Cats offend me; I went to my cousin's house one time, I was being stalked by maybe four different goddamn cats. Put me in a foul mood for a while.

But... but... what about all that we shared?!

[Kopria]

when people fart right where your going to sit ughhh

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

when people fart right where your going to sit ughhh

Or on a hermetically sealed train. Bleak!

[Lynxe]

Humidity
Products that aren't made to last. (Especially headphones....)
Almost everything that isn't Rock or Metal.
Things that are pretty much impossible to do, like installing tires on a road bike.

[Heaven Hieghts]

Products that aren't made to last. (Especially headphones....)

I hate headphones! Mine just broke for no apparent reason...

[Lynxe]

Products that aren't made to last. (Especially headphones....)

I hate headphones! Mine just broke for no apparent reason...

I am always having problems with wires going bad in them. Both my Koss KSC75's and the earbuds that came with my Sandisk MP3 player have gone bad recently, which sucks as they are definitely the best I've ever had. In the last 5 years, I've probably had 15 pairs of headphones. I think next I'll try the Koss PortaPros, or Sony MDR-V6's, they started making them in the 80's, and haven't changed a thing it sounds like.

[KaIashnikov]

I hate liberals and Commies. Extremist Muslims too.

[Heinleinites]

I probably would be... In a country that takes better care of their citizens.

Whereas I'm happier here where citizens are treated like adults and encouraged to look after themselves(after a fashion and in a way, anyways).

They taste like plastic, and there is always a container of them somewhere in my house leftover from Halloween; even though no one can ever remember when the hell we bought the damn things.

There is a theory that all the candy corn ever was made back in 1910, and it's just recirculated since then.

[Moreau Catholic High]

Creationists.