TET: Transnapastain Puts The Pasta In

[Kannap]

I have no clue what the feck you are talking about

You know pool? Snooker is its vastly superior big brother.

Oh, I've played pool. So, is Snooker played the same way or with different rules?

[Val Halla]

Hushpuppies?

A hushpuppy is a savory food made from cornmeal batter that is deep fried or baked and rolled as a small ball, commonly served as a side for seafood or chicken.

The name comes from when hunters and fishermen would have cookouts they'd toss the fried cornmeal to quiet the dogs begging for food.

Another story is that during the Civil War, soldiers would toss the fried cornmeal to dogs to stop their barking.

I don't think we really get that.

[Kannap]

A hushpuppy is a savory food made from cornmeal batter that is deep fried or baked and rolled as a small ball, commonly served as a side for seafood or chicken.

The name comes from when hunters and fishermen would have cookouts they'd toss the fried cornmeal to quiet the dogs begging for food.

Another story is that during the Civil War, soldiers would toss the fried cornmeal to dogs to stop their barking.

I don't think we really get that.

What don't you get?

[Jute]

I don't think we really get that.

What don't you get?

Fried cornmeal isn't that popular outside of the Southeastern part of the US, I think

[DesAnges]

You know pool? Snooker is its vastly superior big brother.

Oh, I've played pool. So, is Snooker played the same way or with different rules?

So pool has what, 7 spots, 7 stripes, and the black ball? Snooker has 15 red balls (worth 1 point each), and one each of yellow (2), green (3), brown (4), blue (5), pink (6), and black (7 points). To build a break, you must pot a red, colour, red, colour etc. etc. Fouls are similar to pool, but instead of shots being awarded for fouls, points are given to the opposition.

[Val Halla]

I don't think we really get that.

What don't you get?

Hushpuppies. We don't get them here.

Oh, I've played pool. So, is Snooker played the same way or with different rules?

So pool has what, 7 spots, 7 stripes, and the black ball? Snooker has 15 red balls (worth 1 point each), and one each of yellow (2), green (3), brown (4), blue (5), pink (6), and black (7 points). To build a break, you must pot a red, colour, red, colour etc. etc. Fouls are similar to pool, but instead of shots being awarded for fouls, points are given to the opposition.

Perfect game is 147 points ain't it?

[Kannap]

What don't you get?

Fried cornmeal isn't that popular outside of the Southeastern part of the US, I think

That's a shame.

[Xanama]

Fried cornmeal isn't that popular outside of the Southeastern part of the US, I think

That's a shame.

Le sigh, they're delicious

[Kannap]

Oh, I've played pool. So, is Snooker played the same way or with different rules?

So pool has what, 7 spots, 7 stripes, and the black ball? Snooker has 15 red balls (worth 1 point each), and one each of yellow (2), green (3), brown (4), blue (5), pink (6), and black (7 points). To build a break, you must pot a red, colour, red, colour etc. etc. Fouls are similar to pool, but instead of shots being awarded for fouls, points are given to the opposition.

Sounds complicated

[Val Halla]

So pool has what, 7 spots, 7 stripes, and the black ball? Snooker has 15 red balls (worth 1 point each), and one each of yellow (2), green (3), brown (4), blue (5), pink (6), and black (7 points). To build a break, you must pot a red, colour, red, colour etc. etc. Fouls are similar to pool, but instead of shots being awarded for fouls, points are given to the opposition.

Sounds complicated

That's why it's played professionally, rather than pool, methinks.

[DesAnges]

So pool has what, 7 spots, 7 stripes, and the black ball? Snooker has 15 red balls (worth 1 point each), and one each of yellow (2), green (3), brown (4), blue (5), pink (6), and black (7 points). To build a break, you must pot a red, colour, red, colour etc. etc. Fouls are similar to pool, but instead of shots being awarded for fouls, points are given to the opposition.

Perfect game is 147 points ain't it?

Aye. There's pretty big prize money involved in that, and you don't want to lose track

[Jute]

Fried cornmeal isn't that popular outside of the Southeastern part of the US, I think

That's a shame.

Sure, I'd like to try them provided they are not breaded with wheat.

[Kannap]

That's a shame.

Le sigh, they're delicious

Absolutely

And livermush is super delicious, but that's only a North Carolina thing for as much as I know of it.

[DesAnges]

So pool has what, 7 spots, 7 stripes, and the black ball? Snooker has 15 red balls (worth 1 point each), and one each of yellow (2), green (3), brown (4), blue (5), pink (6), and black (7 points). To build a break, you must pot a red, colour, red, colour etc. etc. Fouls are similar to pool, but instead of shots being awarded for fouls, points are given to the opposition.

Sounds complicated

Not really. Just remember that you hit a red before you hit a colour until the reds are all gone. Then you go after the colours in order. Like so

[Val Halla]

Perfect game is 147 points ain't it?

Aye. There's pretty big prize money involved in that, and you don't want to lose track

Hah, I saw that one.

[Xanama]

Le sigh, they're delicious

Absolutely

And livermush is super delicious, but that's only a North Carolina thing for as much as I know of it.

Really? Never tried it

[Kannap]

Absolutely

And livermush is super delicious, but that's only a North Carolina thing for as much as I know of it.

Really? Never tried it

It's amazing, the best breakfast meat by far. A livermush and egg sandwich with some orange juice? Yum.

[Xanama]

Really? Never tried it

It's amazing, the best breakfast meat by far. A livermush and egg sandwich with some orange juice? Yum.

Sounds great

[Barboneia]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[DesAnges]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Quite.

[Xanama]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

? What xD

[Barboneia]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

? What xD

THE FUCKING PORN GIF

[Val Halla]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Quite.

First time I've seen it in TET. Has stuff like this happened often in the past?

[DesAnges]

? What xD

THE FUCKING PORN GIF

You've been 13 for a while. Going to give that up yet?

[Kannap]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

I did not need to see that.