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Postby Arana » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:33 pm

Napkiraly wrote:
Arana wrote:That, and the fact that it's not just the US government. It's also:
  • Other Governments
  • Scientists
  • Scientific Journals
  • Doctors
  • Pediatricians (Doctors for Children)
  • Many, Many Other People

I'm waiting for the day when someone says that doctors don't allow their family members to get vaccines. Just waiting.

Also, there's no need to differentiate doctors and pediatricians.

Meh, I figured they're significant enough in this regard to differentiate, although it doesn't matter much really.

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Arana wrote:I wouldn't call it hypocritical, considering the fact that Michelle Bachmann is utterly insane.

That's insulting to actually insane people. Like the Joker would be offended.

You're right. I should have specified that she's utterly insane, combined with being a Christian fundamentalist, a member of the Tea Party, and she thinks God is speaking to her through her husband. These combined make her somebody I utterly despise, yet can never seem to stop laughing at.
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Postby Sagredo » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:33 pm

Hydesland wrote:'Natural News' is the modern face of propaganda.


Probably the place to go if you're craving an bleach enema and need to buy an all-natural douchebag made from a gourd.
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Postby Northwest Slobovia » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:34 pm

Sebtopiaris wrote:
Arana wrote:Pretty much. Vaccines use ethyl mercury, which gets flushed right out of your body. Methyl mercury, which is in tuna and is the kind being dumped in Texas... well, that'll fuck everything up.

Couldn't the presence of Methyl Mercury in tuna be attributed to the dumping of the compound into waterways?

No, it's from burning coal, at least in the US. See this:

US EPA wrote:Sources of mercury. Mercury is an element in the earth's crust. Humans cannot create or destroy mercury. Pure mercury is a liquid metal, sometimes referred to as quicksilver that volatizes readily. It has traditionally been used to make products like thermometers, switches, and some light bulbs.

Mercury is found in many rocks including coal. When coal is burned, mercury is released into the environment. Coal-burning power plants are the largest human-caused source of mercury emissions to the air in the United States, accounting for over 50 percent of all domestic human-caused mercury emissions (Source: 2005 National Emissions Inventory). EPA has estimated that about one quarter of U.S. emissions from coal-burning power plants are deposited within the contiguous U.S. and the remainder enters the global cycle. Burning hazardous wastes, producing chlorine, breaking mercury products, and spilling mercury, as well as the improper treatment and disposal of products or wastes containing mercury, can also release it into the environment. Current estimates are that less than half of all mercury deposition within the U.S. comes from U.S. sources. More information.

Sources of mercury compounds. In the U.S., mercury compounds are manufactured in small amounts for specialty uses, such as chemical and pharmaceutical applications. Larger quantities of these compounds are generated as byproducts from pollution control activities at gold mines or in waste. Elemental mercury is processed in the U.S. from byproduct mercury compounds, and an unknown quantity of mercury compounds is imported into the United States for conversion to elemental mercury. Learn more about mercury compounds (PDF).

Exposure to mercury. Mercury in the air eventually settles into water or onto land where it can be washed into water. Once deposited, certain microorganisms can change it into methylmercury, a highly toxic form that builds up in fish, shellfish and animals that eat fish. Fish and shellfish are the main sources of methylmercury exposure to humans. Methylmercury builds up more in some types of fish and shellfish than others. The levels of methylmercury in fish and shellfish depend on what they eat, how long they live and how high they are in the food chain.


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Postby Napkiraly » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:35 pm

Sagredo wrote:
Hydesland wrote:'Natural News' is the modern face of propaganda.


Probably the place to go if you're craving an bleach enema and need to buy an all-natural douchebag made from a gourd.

Remember kids, poisonous chemicals aren't poisonous if you shove'em up your ass.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:37 pm

That chart shows ten people who got the vaccine in question and had some sort of mental impairment, out of about 24 million who received the vaccine while in the period covered by the report. Now, there do seem to be some issues with gaze palsy, which impairs the ability to keep both eyes moving together and seems to affect about .1 out of every 100,000 people who get the vaccine.

TL;DR: read your fucking sources before you jump to conclusions.

Fun fact, BTW: it also included one instance of arthropod bite, so I guess vaccines also now cause spider bites.
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Postby Arana » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:39 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:That chart shows ten people who got the vaccine in question and had some sort of mental impairment, out of about 24 million who received the vaccine while in the period covered by the report. Now, there do seem to be some issues with gaze palsy, which impairs the ability to keep both eyes moving together and seems to affect about .1 out of every 100,000 people who get the vaccine.

TL;DR: read your fucking sources before you jump to conclusions.

Fun fact, BTW: it also included one instance of arthropod bite, so I guess vaccines also now cause spider bites.

Vaccines are the root of all evil. Vaccines killed Julius Caesar, Jesus, Martin Luther King Jr., and so on.

At least, that's how sources like this seem to portray what sane people realize is a lifesaving medical breakthrough.
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Postby Furry Alairia and Algeria » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:40 pm

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Postby Napkiraly » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:40 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:That chart shows ten people who got the vaccine in question and had some sort of mental impairment, out of about 24 million who received the vaccine while in the period covered by the report. Now, there do seem to be some issues with gaze palsy, which impairs the ability to keep both eyes moving together and seems to affect about .1 out of every 100,000 people who get the vaccine.

TL;DR: read your fucking sources before you jump to conclusions.

Fun fact, BTW: it also included one instance of arthropod bite, so I guess vaccines also now cause spider bites.

Which means vaccines caused Spider Man.

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Postby Benuty » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:43 pm

Napkiraly wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:That chart shows ten people who got the vaccine in question and had some sort of mental impairment, out of about 24 million who received the vaccine while in the period covered by the report. Now, there do seem to be some issues with gaze palsy, which impairs the ability to keep both eyes moving together and seems to affect about .1 out of every 100,000 people who get the vaccine.

TL;DR: read your fucking sources before you jump to conclusions.

Fun fact, BTW: it also included one instance of arthropod bite, so I guess vaccines also now cause spider bites.

Which means vaccines caused Spider Man.

Thus spider bites cause Autistic Spider Man.
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Postby Des-Bal » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:43 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:That chart shows ten people who got the vaccine in question and had some sort of mental impairment, out of about 24 million who received the vaccine while in the period covered by the report. Now, there do seem to be some issues with gaze palsy, which impairs the ability to keep both eyes moving together and seems to affect about .1 out of every 100,000 people who get the vaccine.

TL;DR: read your fucking sources before you jump to conclusions.

Fun fact, BTW: it also included one instance of arthropod bite, so I guess vaccines also now cause spider bites.


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Postby Benuty » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:45 pm


Dr Oz the person who could convince millions of people to try getting Cholera as a diet plan.
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Postby -Ebola- » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:47 pm

Bachmann America wrote:We've heard it from the horse's mouth now: GlaxoSmithKline has admitted that vaccines cause autism, yet it still advocates the use of vaccines.

<snip>

What do you think?


A pharmaceutical company has a fanatic antiviral agenda? I NEVER could have predicted that! NEVER!!!

Oh, dear, I think all this sarcasm is damaging my RNA... I better go clean myself up before they start developing sarcasm-based therapy for Ebola patients.
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Postby Napkiraly » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:48 pm

Benuty wrote:
Zeinbrad wrote:God dammit Dr.Oz.

Dr Oz the person who could convince millions of people to try getting Cholera as a diet plan.

The guy now being called upon to resign his position at Columbia University by close to 1000 Doctors now iirc.

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Postby Arana » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:48 pm

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Bachmann America wrote:We've heard it from the horse's mouth now: GlaxoSmithKline has admitted that vaccines cause autism, yet it still advocates the use of vaccines.

<snip>

What do you think?


A pharmaceutical company has a fanatic antiviral agenda? I NEVER could have predicted that! NEVER!!!

Oh, dear, I think all this sarcasm is damaging my RNA... I better go clean myself up before they start developing sarcasm-based therapy for Ebola patients.

Don't worry ebola. Thanks to people like Bachmann America, before long, vaccines will be illegal, and you'll be free to rip through our population, killing all of us.
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Postby Benuty » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:49 pm

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Bachmann America wrote:We've heard it from the horse's mouth now: GlaxoSmithKline has admitted that vaccines cause autism, yet it still advocates the use of vaccines.

<snip>

What do you think?


A pharmaceutical company has a fanatic antiviral agenda? I NEVER could have predicted that! NEVER!!!

Oh, dear, I think all this sarcasm is damaging my RNA... I better go clean myself up before they start developing sarcasm-based therapy for Ebola patients.

Nonsense they advocate a pro sapience agenda.
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Postby Benuty » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:51 pm

Napkiraly wrote:
Benuty wrote:Dr Oz the person who could convince millions of people to try getting Cholera as a diet plan.

The guy now being called upon to resign his position at Columbia University by close to 1000 Doctors now iirc.

Who is responding to their critics by mudslinging them. Then again it is to be expected of Homeopaths.
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:52 pm

All those scientific studies that say otherwise are shit?

Come on. Even the Lancet said that "vaccines=autism" article was full of shit.

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Postby Benuty » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:53 pm

Arana wrote:
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A pharmaceutical company has a fanatic antiviral agenda? I NEVER could have predicted that! NEVER!!!

Oh, dear, I think all this sarcasm is damaging my RNA... I better go clean myself up before they start developing sarcasm-based therapy for Ebola patients.

Don't worry ebola. Thanks to people like Bachmann America, before long, vaccines will be illegal, and you'll be free to rip through our population, killing all of us.

Not everyone since famine, and war will kill most of the survivors.
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Postby Shazbotdom » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:54 pm

The Fair Republic wrote:ANOTHER ARTICLE THAT HAS PROOF!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-dont ... -to,37839/


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Postby Arana » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:54 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:All those scientific studies that say otherwise are shit?

Come on. Even the Lancet said that "vaccines=autism" article was full of shit.

In fact, the person who made the original anti-vaccine article for Lancet had his medical license revoked, after it was discovered that he not only bullshitted his research, but was paid by law firms, tried to make his own MMR vaccine before publishing his anti-vaccine study, and bought blood from kids at his son's birthday party.
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Arana wrote:
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A pharmaceutical company has a fanatic antiviral agenda? I NEVER could have predicted that! NEVER!!!

Oh, dear, I think all this sarcasm is damaging my RNA... I better go clean myself up before they start developing sarcasm-based therapy for Ebola patients.

Don't worry ebola. Thanks to people like Bachmann America, before long, vaccines will be illegal, and you'll be free to rip through our population, killing all of us.


I don't want to kill you all. I want primates, humans included, to stay around so my descendants will have the same variety of hosts to choose from as I do.
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Postby Benuty » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:57 pm

Arana wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:All those scientific studies that say otherwise are shit?

Come on. Even the Lancet said that "vaccines=autism" article was full of shit.

In fact, the person who made the original anti-vaccine article for Lancet had his medical license revoked, after it was discovered that he not only bullshitted his research, but was paid by law firms, tried to make his own MMR vaccine before publishing his anti-vaccine study, and bought blood from kids at his son's birthday party.

Now they are living the highlife in Texas under a martyr persona as they avoid prosecution in the U.K for their crimes.
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Postby Seno Zhou Varada » Sat Apr 25, 2015 6:58 pm

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Arana wrote:Don't worry ebola. Thanks to people like Bachmann America, before long, vaccines will be illegal, and you'll be free to rip through our population, killing all of us.


I don't want to kill you all. I want primates, humans included, to stay around so my descendants will have the same variety of hosts to choose from as I do.

You don't want to go through your hosts so fast you burn them out.
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