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Postby Benuty » Sun Apr 19, 2015 8:28 am

The Archregimancy wrote:To hell with 'zombies'.

What we really need to be preparing for is a sudden outbreak of near-total global blindness, a typhus-like plague subsequently wiping out most of the human population, and tame carnivorous mobile plants suddenly breaking free of their bonds to dominate the world.

The rest of you can plan for this fantastical and clearly fictional 'zombie apocalypse'.

Me, I'm refusing to look at any meteor showers, moving to a small island with its own water supply, and stocking up on triffid guns.

The rest of you will be mulch.

Enjoy being spore plant food because you wandered into Vault 22.

Neil Degrasse Tyson on how to buzzkill science.
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