This is a strawman.
Bonus points if you or anyone else can figure out why. Read every word in the OP closely and every word in the Jute quote, you'll notice a problem.
But then again N., your discrimination against mushrooms is clear from the outset so I doubt you took the time to read carefully (the OP or what you supposedly gave Jute credit for); you are hardly impartial and so your support isn't worth much.