TETx Nationstates: Ideas Worth Chatting

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I have a fork to take care of that. Hohoho!

Impale the midsection, though, that stops all movement, mostly.

I always go for the head or bust.

[Ava Ire]

Impale the midsection, though, that stops all movement, mostly.

I would imagine it would make more movement.

Oh boy this thread sometimes

[Barboneia]

Impale the midsection, though, that stops all movement, mostly.

I always go for the head or bust.

That's so cruel, Nana! At least let me die with some dignity.

[Allancia]

I would imagine it would make more movement.

Oh boy this thread sometimes

You need to mature a bit.
I would suggest sitting in a dark cellar for several years.

[Italios]

Arrrr you'll need something bigger than a fork for Barboneia!

Okay, I was thinking more 47-Ronin-type blades but that'll do....

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I always go for the head or bust.

That's so cruel, Nana! At least let me die with some dignity.

I'll provide arsenic cookies.

[Toddlrsta]

Also, average Frenchmen height for that time was below Nappy's height. So. Not so petit after all.

No one is saying that Napoleon was petit. But his movie characterizations are, so Ian Holm's petit height is excellent for the role in a comedy.

Oh
so is it like a monty python comedy of Napoleon? Could be interesting.

[Ava Ire]

Arrrr you'll need something bigger than a fork for Barboneia!

Ah you know it was funny

[Italios]

Also, average Frenchmen height for that time was below Nappy's height. So. Not so petit after all.

No one is saying that Napoleon was petit. But his movie characterizations are, so Ian Holm's petit height is excellent for the role in a comedy.

Oh, so this is just midget humour

I get it.

[Barboneia]

That's so cruel, Nana! At least let me die with some dignity.

I'll provide arsenic cookies.

In that case, sign me up!

[Val Halla]

Why not?

Then, officially, you're TET's She-Napoleon.

Do I get a sword?

[Ava Ire]

Oh boy this thread sometimes

You need to mature a bit.
I would suggest sitting in a dark cellar for several years.

I thought the suggested ripening time for ghosts was ten years...huh, the more you know.

[Allancia]

Ah you know it was funny

I would imagine a shirtless shot of Leslie would disprove that.
*nudge nudge*
*i'm talking to you Leslie*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

No one is saying that Napoleon was petit. But his movie characterizations are, so Ian Holm's petit height is excellent for the role in a comedy.

Oh
so is it like a monty python comedy of Napoleon? Could be interesting.

It has several of Monty Python's cast. Cleese plays Robin Hood, and Terry Jones plays a character that is thwarted throughout history in his attempt to kiss his paramour, played by Shelley Duvall. So it is a dark comedy of sorts.

[Italios]

I'll provide arsenic cookies.

In that case, sign me up!

HISTORIANS THINK NAPOLEON WAS POISONED WITH ARSENIC!!!!

PRIME SUSPECT IS NANATSU NO TSUKI!!!!!

[Jute]

I like to wear sandals at home, and not just there...

Then I'm going to have to assume that your life went terribly wrong somewhere. I feel my point was clear.

Well, that doesn't sound great. I only do it in the summer when it's warm enough, though.

[Allancia]

Ah you know it was funny

Just like it was funny when they started screaming.
I'm good with this.

[Toddlrsta]

Then, officially, you're TET's She-Napoleon.

Do I get a sword?

How else would you open the Champagne?

[Barboneia]

Ah you know it was funny

I would imagine a shirtless shot of Leslie would disprove that.
*nudge nudge*
*i'm talking to you Leslie*

Hello operator? One ticket to California please.
No.
No.
Yes.
Put it on my debit card.
Ok.
Thanks.

[Val Halla]

Do I get a sword?

How else would you open the Champagne?

That sounds cool.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

No one is saying that Napoleon was petit. But his movie characterizations are, so Ian Holm's petit height is excellent for the role in a comedy.

Oh, so this is just midget humour

I get it.

Considering the movie is about a troupe of dwarves that steal a map of creation... Yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Bandits
So no, no one's making fun of the historical Napoleon so put your clown mittens away.

[Allancia]

I would imagine a shirtless shot of Leslie would disprove that.
*nudge nudge*
*i'm talking to you Leslie*

Hello operator? One ticket to California please.
No.
No.
Yes.
Put it on my debit card.
Ok.
Thanks.

Hello? Operator? Yes.
I would like to purchase a CCTV camera.
And some kind of mechanism that could remove people's shirts.
Alright, thanks.

[The States of Balloon]

Good thing the Avas are gone. I'll have to look that up when I get the chance.

[Italios]

I would imagine a shirtless shot of Leslie would disprove that.
*nudge nudge*
*i'm talking to you Leslie*

Hello operator? One ticket to California please.
No.
No.
Yes.
Put it on my debit card.
Ok.
Thanks.

Don't forget Alex Trebec is expecting you! Bring home the big bucks, or it's honourable samurai death for you!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Then, officially, you're TET's She-Napoleon.

Do I get a sword?

And some armour.