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Postby The balkens » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:42 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
The balkens wrote:
What?


It's something incredibly ignorant and incorrect, most likely.


"i mean god forbid if we have some guy from Hawaii get elected!...What do you mean that Hawaii is a US state and has been since 1959? What do you mean that he is the son of an American woman? What do you mean that he was born in the US and i should take the mic out of my asshole? What do you mean i am a bigoted motherfucker and should not be on television?"

How i feel what FOX news should be criticized.
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Postby GraySoap » Mon Mar 30, 2015 10:57 pm

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GraySoap wrote:I'm not voting for any phony Canadian Texan. That's the worst of both worlds, imaginary and sadly real.


Did you vote for the Connecticut Texan?

I have never voted in us elections, non-citizen.
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Postby FutureAmerica » Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:59 pm

Ted Cruz is a Cuban spy
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Postby Sebtopiaris » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:01 am

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Zeinbrad wrote:Didn't this guy do a darth vader impression in the senate?


He did a very shitty Churchill.

If he wasn't Prime Minister during World War Two, those two things would have been the same thing.
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Postby West Aurelia » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:07 am

On a related note, a "big announcement" from Marco Rubio is coming on April 13. Possible candidacy announcement.
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Postby The Rich Port » Tue Mar 31, 2015 12:28 am

West Aurelia wrote:On a related note, a "big announcement" from Marco Rubio is coming on April 13. Possible candidacy announcement.


Bring out the fucking mariachi band, Speedy Gonzalez, fastest mouse in all the 13 colonies, is coming to save all us Catholics from the evil liberals.
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Postby Free Tristania » Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:32 am

American California wrote:First a Kenyan, then a Canadian. And the only American left is Hillary Clinton...

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Isn't she a bit too French for your taste, mon ami ? :twisted:
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:32 am

American California wrote:
The balkens wrote:
What?


The joke is that neither Obama nor Cruz are American, and therefore the only other person who actually is American is Clinton, and she's terrible.

I know, I know, I'll be here all week.


Actually, Obama is an American. Unless you know something the state of Hawaii doesn't.

The balkens wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
It's something incredibly ignorant and incorrect, most likely.


"i mean god forbid if we have some guy from Hawaii get elected!...What do you mean that Hawaii is a US state and has been since 1959? What do you mean that he is the son of an American woman? What do you mean that he was born in the US and i should take the mic out of my asshole? What do you mean i am a bigoted motherfucker and should not be on television?"

How i feel what FOX news should be criticized.


Faux News, its like the Colbert Report, except they and their viewers don't know how big of a joke they are.

West Aurelia wrote:On a related note, a "big announcement" from Marco Rubio is coming on April 13. Possible candidacy announcement.


Oh, God, its like the GOP doesn't know how to find a viable candidate!

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Postby Jamzmania » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:39 am

Grenartia wrote:
American California wrote:
The joke is that neither Obama nor Cruz are American, and therefore the only other person who actually is American is Clinton, and she's terrible.

I know, I know, I'll be here all week.


Actually, Obama is an American. Unless you know something the state of Hawaii doesn't.

The balkens wrote:
"i mean god forbid if we have some guy from Hawaii get elected!...What do you mean that Hawaii is a US state and has been since 1959? What do you mean that he is the son of an American woman? What do you mean that he was born in the US and i should take the mic out of my asshole? What do you mean i am a bigoted motherfucker and should not be on television?"

How i feel what FOX news should be criticized.


Faux News, its like the Colbert Report, except they and their viewers don't know how big of a joke they are.

West Aurelia wrote:On a related note, a "big announcement" from Marco Rubio is coming on April 13. Possible candidacy announcement.


Oh, God, its like the GOP doesn't know how to find a viable candidate!

:rofl:

I mean God forbid the conservative party have conservative candidates?
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Postby Sensual Boy by Klaus » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:48 am

West Aurelia wrote:On a related note, a "big announcement" from Marco Rubio is coming on April 13. Possible candidacy announcement.


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Postby The balkens » Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:02 am

West Aurelia wrote:On a related note, a "big announcement" from Marco Rubio is coming on April 13. Possible candidacy announcement.


Is he going to bring water with him so he doesnt dry up like that response to the state of the union?
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Postby Grenartia » Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:32 pm

Jamzmania wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Actually, Obama is an American. Unless you know something the state of Hawaii doesn't.



Faux News, its like the Colbert Report, except they and their viewers don't know how big of a joke they are.



Oh, God, its like the GOP doesn't know how to find a viable candidate!

:rofl:

I mean God forbid the conservative party have conservative candidates?


I honestly have no problem with the GOP going the way of the Whig party. All it is is a giant lead weight holding America back.

But I assume they have some sort of rational self interest, and thus don't want to go the way of the Whig party. Meaning prioritizing viable candidates (I'm honestly doubtful they have any, though).
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Postby Myrensis » Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:40 pm

Jamzmania wrote:I mean God forbid the conservative party have conservative candidates?


I too would very much love to see a 'true conservative' get the nomination. Just for the hilarious meltdown and screams of 'liberal media!' and 'ACORN!' and 'Illegal Mexican Voter Fraud!' and 'Gay Agenda!' when they get crushed in the general election.

Grenartia wrote:But I assume they have some sort of rational self interest, and thus don't want to go the way of the Whig party. Meaning prioritizing viable candidates (I'm honestly doubtful they have any, though).


I'm expecting a repeat of 2012. Just instead of a long string of Not-Romneys rising and burning out, it will be Not-Jebs. Scott Walker is the only real wildcard.
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Postby Northern Glacier League » Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:27 am

I saw someone call Ted Cruz a centrist in this thread.

Like you should've stopped mid-sentence and just slapped yourself repeatedly.
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Postby Nordengrund » Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:42 am

I took the Isidewith test and he was thr highest score out of the candidates. I looked at his platform and he isn't exactly my first choice.
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